Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
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we live 300yds up a single track road, passing place at either end,
next door neighbour had 3 artics come down tonight as mrs bob was leaving, she parked out of the way to make room for them to pass,
other neighbours wife abandoned her car saying "im blonde I cant reverse" expecting 3 artics to back out onto the road,
mrs bob jumps in and backs a strange car 100 yds around the corner,
she will be the talk of the neighbourhood now, a woman who can reverse,
next door neighbour had 3 artics come down tonight as mrs bob was leaving, she parked out of the way to make room for them to pass,
other neighbours wife abandoned her car saying "im blonde I cant reverse" expecting 3 artics to back out onto the road,
mrs bob jumps in and backs a strange car 100 yds around the corner,
she will be the talk of the neighbourhood now, a woman who can reverse,
bobtail4x4 said:
we live 300yds up a single track road, passing place at either end,
next door neighbour had 3 artics come down tonight as mrs bob was leaving, she parked out of the way to make room for them to pass,
other neighbours wife abandoned her car saying "im blonde I cant reverse" expecting 3 artics to back out onto the road,
mrs bob jumps in and backs a strange car 100 yds around the corner,
she will be the talk of the neighbourhood now, a woman who can reverse,
Mrs BT sounds heroic, neighbour's delivery however? Amazon? One for the dodgy neighbour thread perhaps. next door neighbour had 3 artics come down tonight as mrs bob was leaving, she parked out of the way to make room for them to pass,
other neighbours wife abandoned her car saying "im blonde I cant reverse" expecting 3 artics to back out onto the road,
mrs bob jumps in and backs a strange car 100 yds around the corner,
she will be the talk of the neighbourhood now, a woman who can reverse,
Frank7 said:
V8 FOU said:
After a close friend died only 5 weeks after retiring.
She said to me "you can't retire. You'll die and that'll kill you"
Oh dear!
Reminds me of my nutty mum when I was a kid, if I said that I was going out to play, she’d say,She said to me "you can't retire. You'll die and that'll kill you"
Oh dear!
“Be careful of that road, if you get run over and killed, I’ll murder you!”
bobtail4x4 said:
we live 300yds up a single track road, passing place at either end,
next door neighbour had 3 artics come down tonight as mrs bob was leaving, she parked out of the way to make room for them to pass,
other neighbours wife abandoned her car saying "im blonde I cant reverse" expecting 3 artics to back out onto the road,
mrs bob jumps in and backs a strange car 100 yds around the corner,
she will be the talk of the neighbourhood now, a woman who can reverse,
As I am sure you will tell the neighbours, next door neighbour had 3 artics come down tonight as mrs bob was leaving, she parked out of the way to make room for them to pass,
other neighbours wife abandoned her car saying "im blonde I cant reverse" expecting 3 artics to back out onto the road,
mrs bob jumps in and backs a strange car 100 yds around the corner,
she will be the talk of the neighbourhood now, a woman who can reverse,
" I'm very proud that she managed to use all those reversing skills I taught her."
My wife was a bit quick on her feet tonight I thought.
She was in the kitchen, while I was in the living room, reading a paper, when the intercom buzzer sounded.
I put the paper down, but she beat me to it, and said, “Hello?”, into the intercom.
One or two seconds after, she said, “Jeez, did you ever come to the wrong door, I’d rather Robert Mugabe was disinterred, so I could vote for him.”
I looked at her quizzically, and she said, “He said could Labour count on my vote.”
She was in the kitchen, while I was in the living room, reading a paper, when the intercom buzzer sounded.
I put the paper down, but she beat me to it, and said, “Hello?”, into the intercom.
One or two seconds after, she said, “Jeez, did you ever come to the wrong door, I’d rather Robert Mugabe was disinterred, so I could vote for him.”
I looked at her quizzically, and she said, “He said could Labour count on my vote.”
Frank7 said:
My wife was a bit quick on her feet tonight I thought.
She was in the kitchen, while I was in the living room, reading a paper, when the intercom buzzer sounded.
I put the paper down, but she beat me to it, and said, “Hello?”, into the intercom.
One or two seconds after, she said, “Jeez, did you ever come to the wrong door, I’d rather Robert Mugabe was disinterred, so I could vote for him.”
I looked at her quizzically, and she said, “He said could Labour count on my vote.”
Que?She was in the kitchen, while I was in the living room, reading a paper, when the intercom buzzer sounded.
I put the paper down, but she beat me to it, and said, “Hello?”, into the intercom.
One or two seconds after, she said, “Jeez, did you ever come to the wrong door, I’d rather Robert Mugabe was disinterred, so I could vote for him.”
I looked at her quizzically, and she said, “He said could Labour count on my vote.”
KAgantua said:
Frank7 said:
My wife was a bit quick on her feet tonight I thought.
She was in the kitchen, while I was in the living room, reading a paper, when the intercom buzzer sounded.
I put the paper down, but she beat me to it, and said, “Hello?”, into the intercom.
One or two seconds after, she said, “Jeez, did you ever come to the wrong door, I’d rather Robert Mugabe was disinterred, so I could vote for him.”
I looked at her quizzically, and she said, “He said could Labour count on my vote.”
Que?She was in the kitchen, while I was in the living room, reading a paper, when the intercom buzzer sounded.
I put the paper down, but she beat me to it, and said, “Hello?”, into the intercom.
One or two seconds after, she said, “Jeez, did you ever come to the wrong door, I’d rather Robert Mugabe was disinterred, so I could vote for him.”
I looked at her quizzically, and she said, “He said could Labour count on my vote.”
To clarify, when he says "My wife", he means "My Nicky".
Doofus said:
KAgantua said:
Frank7 said:
My wife was a bit quick on her feet tonight I thought.
She was in the kitchen, while I was in the living room, reading a paper, when the intercom buzzer sounded.
I put the paper down, but she beat me to it, and said, “Hello?”, into the intercom.
One or two seconds after, she said, “Jeez, did you ever come to the wrong door, I’d rather Robert Mugabe was disinterred, so I could vote for him.”
I looked at her quizzically, and she said, “He said could Labour count on my vote.”
Que?She was in the kitchen, while I was in the living room, reading a paper, when the intercom buzzer sounded.
I put the paper down, but she beat me to it, and said, “Hello?”, into the intercom.
One or two seconds after, she said, “Jeez, did you ever come to the wrong door, I’d rather Robert Mugabe was disinterred, so I could vote for him.”
I looked at her quizzically, and she said, “He said could Labour count on my vote.”
To clarify, when he says "My wife", he means "My Nicky".
My wife, my Nicky, or sometimes just Red, she, nor I, would never countenance voting for Labour, was it that difficult to see that was what she meant when she replied to the Labour canvasser?
Doofus said:
KAgantua said:
Frank7 said:
My wife was a bit quick on her feet tonight I thought.
She was in the kitchen, while I was in the living room, reading a paper, when the intercom buzzer sounded.
I put the paper down, but she beat me to it, and said, “Hello?”, into the intercom.
One or two seconds after, she said, “Jeez, did you ever come to the wrong door, I’d rather Robert Mugabe was disinterred, so I could vote for him.”
I looked at her quizzically, and she said, “He said could Labour count on my vote.”
Que?She was in the kitchen, while I was in the living room, reading a paper, when the intercom buzzer sounded.
I put the paper down, but she beat me to it, and said, “Hello?”, into the intercom.
One or two seconds after, she said, “Jeez, did you ever come to the wrong door, I’d rather Robert Mugabe was disinterred, so I could vote for him.”
I looked at her quizzically, and she said, “He said could Labour count on my vote.”
To clarify, when he says "My wife", he means "My Nicky".
Lemming Train said:
I think it's a badly programmed bot. It often uses colours like "red" to refer to people as well. Also, has some problem, where it can't make, sentences, without adding, a comma, at least, every 3 words. It randomly changes to writing in other languages, too.
It can't be that badly programmed; it can direct you clear across London with fewer than three digressions.Doofus said:
Lemming Train said:
I think it's a badly programmed bot. It often uses colours like "red" to refer to people as well. Also, has some problem, where it can't make, sentences, without adding, a comma, at least, every 3 words. It randomly changes to writing in other languages, too.
It can't be that badly programmed; it can direct you clear across London with fewer than three digressions.Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff