Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
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PositronicRay said:
I'm preparing bubble and squeak, go to add some lardons. Several packs in fridge.
Wife beast sensibly says 'pay attention to the date codes" I thank her, she replies "it what defines me as a woman"
(I know enough not to remind her of the last statement)
Wife beast?!?!?! Wife beast sensibly says 'pay attention to the date codes" I thank her, she replies "it what defines me as a woman"
(I know enough not to remind her of the last statement)
snoopy25 said:
PositronicRay said:
I'm preparing bubble and squeak, go to add some lardons. Several packs in fridge.
Wife beast sensibly says 'pay attention to the date codes" I thank her, she replies "it what defines me as a woman"
(I know enough not to remind her of the last statement)
Wife beast?!?!?! Wife beast sensibly says 'pay attention to the date codes" I thank her, she replies "it what defines me as a woman"
(I know enough not to remind her of the last statement)
Not my wife, but a friends boss who is head teacher at a secondary school.
She has introduced a one way system for students moving around the school. So if you need to go to your next lesson in the adjacent classroom and it’s on the wrong side you have to walk all the way round the school or get an order mark. All lessons now start late and teachers who don’t have the one way system have to try and go against a stream of students.
The idea didn’t last long!
She has introduced a one way system for students moving around the school. So if you need to go to your next lesson in the adjacent classroom and it’s on the wrong side you have to walk all the way round the school or get an order mark. All lessons now start late and teachers who don’t have the one way system have to try and go against a stream of students.
The idea didn’t last long!
blueg33 said:
Not my wife, but a friends boss who is head teacher at a secondary school.
She has introduced a one way system for students moving around the school. So if you need to go to your next lesson in the adjacent classroom and it’s on the wrong side you have to walk all the way round the school or get an order mark. All lessons now start late and teachers who don’t have the one way system have to try and go against a stream of students.
The idea didn’t last long!
And there lies the answer She has introduced a one way system for students moving around the school. So if you need to go to your next lesson in the adjacent classroom and it’s on the wrong side you have to walk all the way round the school or get an order mark. All lessons now start late and teachers who don’t have the one way system have to try and go against a stream of students.
The idea didn’t last long!
DocJock said:
We're shopping and I'm reversing into a space...
Wife: Do you want me to adjust this mirror?
Me: No, why?
Wife: It's just I can't see much in the mirror.
Me: (in my head) WTF?...
When I'm reversing on the mirrors I can almost guarantee that my Mrs will lean forward to look in the passenger door mirror and all I can see is the back of her head!Wife: Do you want me to adjust this mirror?
Me: No, why?
Wife: It's just I can't see much in the mirror.
Me: (in my head) WTF?...
john2443 said:
When I'm reversing on the mirrors I can almost guarantee that my Mrs will lean forward to look in the passenger door mirror and all I can see is the back of her head!
Mine does the same, leans forward at just the wrong time to pick her back pack up or to put her purse or phone back in it.
So annoying but she doesn't realise what she is doing and I daren't tell her
Monkeylegend said:
john2443 said:
When I'm reversing on the mirrors I can almost guarantee that my Mrs will lean forward to look in the passenger door mirror and all I can see is the back of her head!
Mine does the same, leans forward at just the wrong time to pick her back pack up or to put her purse or phone back in it.
So annoying but she doesn't realise what she is doing and I daren't tell her
Blown2CV said:
Monkeylegend said:
john2443 said:
When I'm reversing on the mirrors I can almost guarantee that my Mrs will lean forward to look in the passenger door mirror and all I can see is the back of her head!
Mine does the same, leans forward at just the wrong time to pick her back pack up or to put her purse or phone back in it.
So annoying but she doesn't realise what she is doing and I daren't tell her
It's amazing how much power a 5' 2" lady can get into a left hook from a sitting position.
Monkeylegend said:
john2443 said:
When I'm reversing on the mirrors I can almost guarantee that my Mrs will lean forward to look in the passenger door mirror and all I can see is the back of her head!
Mine does the same, leans forward at just the wrong time to pick her back pack up or to put her purse or phone back in it.
So annoying but she doesn't realise what she is doing and I daren't tell her
SunsetZed said:
Monkeylegend said:
john2443 said:
When I'm reversing on the mirrors I can almost guarantee that my Mrs will lean forward to look in the passenger door mirror and all I can see is the back of her head!
Mine does the same, leans forward at just the wrong time to pick her back pack up or to put her purse or phone back in it.
So annoying but she doesn't realise what she is doing and I daren't tell her
On a longish trip she will take her shoes off but she won't make any attempt to put them on until we are stopped outside the house this is after she has farted about putting stuff back in her bag and then noticing something has slipped down the side of the seat, so she has to fumble around retrieving it, then she will finish texting/FB posting/buggering about with picture filters, etc, etc!! "just give me a minute"
SunsetZed said:
Monkeylegend said:
john2443 said:
When I'm reversing on the mirrors I can almost guarantee that my Mrs will lean forward to look in the passenger door mirror and all I can see is the back of her head!
Mine does the same, leans forward at just the wrong time to pick her back pack up or to put her purse or phone back in it.
So annoying but she doesn't realise what she is doing and I daren't tell her
pretty annoying.
I'm concious of this and will always lean backwards into my headrest.
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