Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2

Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2

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Monkeylegend

26,499 posts

232 months

Thursday 16th January 2020
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
Frank7 said:
Now now Charles, keep it on thread,
I’m in enough trouble already.
biggrin

I'm not surprised!
And not a single word of French...............................

..............well until Charles came along hehe

Blown2CV

28,923 posts

204 months

Friday 17th January 2020
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My 3y.o. daughter's new film obsession is chitty chitty bang bang. We were watching it before and the dick van dyke inventor guy says that his next idea is to be able to "send pictures over the wireless" and Mrs 2CV turns to me and says "oo that's freaky, how did he know that would become a massive thing"..... i had to remind her that the film was not filmed when it was set (1905) and they knew what films were then as this was in fact a film.

Bullett

10,892 posts

185 months

Friday 17th January 2020
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Did you know that the Grandad in CCBB was actually younger than Dick Van Dyke.

SCEtoAUX

4,119 posts

82 months

Friday 17th January 2020
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Bullett said:
Did you know that the Grandad in CCBB was actually younger than Dick Van Dyke.
I did.

TwigtheWonderkid

43,483 posts

151 months

Saturday 18th January 2020
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Blown2CV said:
My 3y.o. daughter's new film obsession is chitty chitty bang bang.
My boys loved it too. Managed to get to take them to see the real thing back in 2008, that was being used to promote the opening of a new housing estate in Walsall (naturally). My youngest in the driver's seat.


vaud

50,673 posts

156 months

Saturday 18th January 2020
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Blown2CV said:
My 3y.o. daughter's new film obsession is chitty chitty bang bang. We were watching it before and the dick van dyke inventor guy says that his next idea is to be able to "send pictures over the wireless" and Mrs 2CV turns to me and says "oo that's freaky, how did he know that would become a massive thing"..... i had to remind her that the film was not filmed when it was set (1905) and they knew what films were then as this was in fact a film.
Except it wasn't set in 1905.

"The story opens with a montage of European Grand Prix races in which one particular car appears to win every race it runs in from 1907 until its final race in 1909, when the car crashes and catches fire, ending its racing career. The car eventually ends up in an old garage in rural England, where two children, Jeremy and Jemima Potts, have grown fond of it. However, a man in the junkyard intends to buy the car from the garage owner, Mr. Coggins, for scrap. "

So later than 1909.

I'll go and put on my pedant costume and await to be beaten with a can of red bull.

TwigtheWonderkid

43,483 posts

151 months

Saturday 18th January 2020
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In the run up to the launch of the Motor Insurance Database, I attended a function where the softwear was being demonstrated. So a very posh guy was on the stage, saying that by typing in the reg number, the make and model would appear (amazing stuff back then), and his PC was linked to the overhead projector and a big screen.

He invited people to shout out reg numbers, and people shouted out their own, and were quite amazed when their car details appeared.

I shouted out GEN 11, suspecting that "not found" or similar would appear, when up on the screen comes Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. To much laughter in the audience of 500 or so industry bigwigs.

AstonZagato

12,725 posts

211 months

Saturday 18th January 2020
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
Blown2CV said:
My 3y.o. daughter's new film obsession is chitty chitty bang bang.
My boys loved it too. Managed to get to take them to see the real thing back in 2008, that was being used to promote the opening of a new housing estate in Walsall (naturally).
My son would watch it on repeat for hours.

Lot's of early James Bond parallels that might help get your young ones into some 007 fun too:
  • There is obviously the car that has unexpected abilities...
  • Same author: Ian Fleming
  • Same producer: Cubby Broccoli
  • Same baddie: Gert Fröbe (Goldfinger obviously)
  • Same director: Ken Hughes (the original Casino Royale)
  • Same designer: Ken Adam
  • Same actor: Desmond Llewelyn (Coggins in CCBB)
Probably a few more too

Stan the Bat

8,948 posts

213 months

Saturday 18th January 2020
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vaud said:
Blown2CV said:
My 3y.o. daughter's new film obsession is chitty chitty bang bang. We were watching it before and the dick van dyke inventor guy says that his next idea is to be able to "send pictures over the wireless" and Mrs 2CV turns to me and says "oo that's freaky, how did he know that would become a massive thing"..... i had to remind her that the film was not filmed when it was set (1905) and they knew what films were then as this was in fact a film.
Except it wasn't set in 1905.

"The story opens with a montage of European Grand Prix races in which one particular car appears to win every race it runs in from 1907 until its final race in 1909, when the car crashes and catches fire, ending its racing career. The car eventually ends up in an old garage in rural England, where two children, Jeremy and Jemima Potts, have grown fond of it. However, a man in the junkyard intends to buy the car from the garage owner, Mr. Coggins, for scrap. "

So later than 1909.

I'll go and put on my pedant costume and await to be beaten with a can of red bull.
laughlaughlaughlaugh

Blown2CV

28,923 posts

204 months

Saturday 18th January 2020
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AstonZagato said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
Blown2CV said:
My 3y.o. daughter's new film obsession is chitty chitty bang bang.
My boys loved it too. Managed to get to take them to see the real thing back in 2008, that was being used to promote the opening of a new housing estate in Walsall (naturally).
My son would watch it on repeat for hours.

Lot's of early James Bond parallels that might help get your young ones into some 007 fun too:
  • There is obviously the car that has unexpected abilities...
  • Same author: Ian Fleming
  • Same producer: Cubby Broccoli
  • Same baddie: Gert Fröbe (Goldfinger obviously)
  • Same director: Ken Hughes (the original Casino Royale)
  • Same designer: Ken Adam
  • Same actor: Desmond Llewelyn (Coggins in CCBB)
Probably a few more too
weirdly my film obsession when i was a kid was Goldfinger!

Brads67

3,199 posts

99 months

Saturday 18th January 2020
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DiL again

Trying my persol folding sunglasses on, she says "they are smart"
I replied telling her how cool they are as they are the same ones as worn by Steve McQueen.

"Oh that's right, cause he was blind "

Cue long explanation re actors and Motown singers.

Second Best

6,410 posts

182 months

Sunday 19th January 2020
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Doofus said:
If I annwered one of my wife's questions in such a condescending manner, I'd get a punch in the throat. And I'd deserve it.
Clearly you've never asked what temperature you should wash clothes at.

SB: "babe, what should I wash this at?"
SB's bird: "it says it on the tag"
SB: "yes, but I know you like to wash stuff hotter because it's easier to iron. So should I wash at 40?"
SB's bird: "how can you not know what to wash it at"
[SB washes it at 30 like it says on the tag]
SB's bird: "why do you wash at 30, you know I prefer it at 40!"


glenrobbo

35,349 posts

151 months

Sunday 19th January 2020
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Second Best said:
Clearly you've never asked what temperature you should wash stuff at.

SB: "babe, what should I wash this at?"
SB's bird: "it says it on the tag"
SB: "yes, but I know you like to wash stuff hotter because it's easier to iron. So should I wash at 40?"
SB's bird: "how can you not know what to wash it at"
[SB washes it at 30 like it says on the tag]
SB's bird: "why do you wash at 30, you know I prefer it at 40!"
scratchchin So what is the ideal temperature for the water in your penis beaker?

Robbo 27

3,658 posts

100 months

Thursday 23rd January 2020
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A near neighbour has just asked me if I know someone in the area called Mrs Assinsandra. She was holding a letter that had arrived in the mail.

I said 'No, what is your last name?'

'Bullock'.


'Do people have a problem with the spelling?'

'Sometimes'

'I think its for you'




Shakermaker

11,317 posts

101 months

Thursday 23rd January 2020
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Robbo 27 said:
A near neighbour has just asked me if I know someone in the area called Mrs Assinsandra. She was holding a letter that had arrived in the mail.

I said 'No, what is your last name?'

'Bullock'.


'Do people have a problem with the spelling?'

'Sometimes'

'I think its for you'
really?

vaud

50,673 posts

156 months

Thursday 23rd January 2020
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hehe

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

254 months

Friday 24th January 2020
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I was eating a 'Cheddar' biscuit. (God's own biscuit)

Exclaims she:

"OMG, that's a massive Mini Cheddar!"

cuprabob

14,721 posts

215 months

Friday 24th January 2020
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SpeckledJim said:
Exclaims she:

"OMG, that's a massive Mini Cheddar!"
Is that a euphemism? smile

Stan the Bat

8,948 posts

213 months

Friday 24th January 2020
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SpeckledJim said:
I was eating a 'Cheddar' biscuit. (God's own biscuit)

Exclaims she:

"OMG, that's a massive Mini Cheddar!"
Is it similar to mini massive cheddar though ?

Evangelion

7,750 posts

179 months

Friday 24th January 2020
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Not my mrs, but my dad's.

Watching F1 qualifying, mother suddenly says:

"That's not fair, is it?"

"How do you mean?" I asked (foolishly).

"Well, surely it would be better if they put the slowest at the front, and the fastest at the back?"