Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
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colonel c said:
Monkeylegend said:
RammyMP said:
fluffekins said:
Where are they going to park the planes now that most flights have been cancelled?
My wife asked me that while watching the news last nightThat seems like a very sensible question to me
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Bloke on the radio who's from Newcastle, when he first met his Mrs she said she liked that band from where he lived.
He was trying to work out who it was, The Animals, Dire Straits, Lindisfarne.
No she said, Geordie Vision!
He had to go and get an album and show her it written down in order to convince her.
Just in case someone doesn't get it -->> Joy Division
He was trying to work out who it was, The Animals, Dire Straits, Lindisfarne.
No she said, Geordie Vision!
He had to go and get an album and show her it written down in order to convince her.
Just in case someone doesn't get it -->> Joy Division
john2443 said:
Bloke on the radio who's from Newcastle, when he first met his Mrs she said she liked that band from where he lived.
He was trying to work out who it was, The Animals, Dire Straits, Lindisfarne.
No she said, Geordie Vision!
He had to go and get an album and show her it written down in order to convince her.
Just in case someone doesn't get it -->> Joy Division
Reminds me of my dear departed sister in law. He was trying to work out who it was, The Animals, Dire Straits, Lindisfarne.
No she said, Geordie Vision!
He had to go and get an album and show her it written down in order to convince her.
Just in case someone doesn't get it -->> Joy Division
I handed her a CD and said,
" I think you like the lead singer"
"Never heard of them"
"Michael Hutchence, INXS you like them"
"Yes I do but this says Inksis"
Azzurrinick said:
My Wife, being very thoughtful about the current C19 situation, still has to go to work and with the sun shining asks, "is it ok if I drive with the roof down?"
I had to leave my home to collect some bits from the vets today and wondered the exact same thing ... if it’s 2m safe distance when walking, when moving at 30/40/50/60/70 that’s exponentially increased (potentially) alorotom said:
Azzurrinick said:
My Wife, being very thoughtful about the current C19 situation, still has to go to work and with the sun shining asks, "is it ok if I drive with the roof down?"
I had to leave my home to collect some bits from the vets today and wondered the exact same thing ... if it’s 2m safe distance when walking, when moving at 30/40/50/60/70 that’s exponentially increased (potentially) 
mintybiscuit said:
Azzurrinick said:
My Wife, being very thoughtful about the current C19 situation, still has to go to work and with the sun shining asks, "is it ok if I drive with the roof down?"
Yep... Fine.Except that she will get the cyclists shouting " Two metres, two metres" !
Tonight watching the BBC 6 o’clock news:
Wife: they could have got a better picture behind her instead of that scaffolding.
Me: that’s Elizabeth Tower, you know, Big Ben, it’s getting refurbed.
Wife: well that’s crap, what’s the point in that. Why don’t they stand in front of that church?
Me: what? Westminster Abbey?
Wife: they could have got a better picture behind her instead of that scaffolding.
Me: that’s Elizabeth Tower, you know, Big Ben, it’s getting refurbed.
Wife: well that’s crap, what’s the point in that. Why don’t they stand in front of that church?
Me: what? Westminster Abbey?
One from y 25 year old daughter the other day...
She's down in cornwall with her gran for a few months (managed to escape just before the lockdown.
I got a text messge
'Granny and I were wondering if we should start our car engines every now and then as we are not using them'
I replied saying it sould be fine but once a week for 20 mins or so wouldn't do any harm and keep the battery functional etc.
Replied
'Oh OK then. So do we start then stop then start/stop etc for 20 mins or just start and leaving it running for 20 mins?'
Aw bless the female species
She's down in cornwall with her gran for a few months (managed to escape just before the lockdown.
I got a text messge
'Granny and I were wondering if we should start our car engines every now and then as we are not using them'
I replied saying it sould be fine but once a week for 20 mins or so wouldn't do any harm and keep the battery functional etc.
Replied
'Oh OK then. So do we start then stop then start/stop etc for 20 mins or just start and leaving it running for 20 mins?'
Aw bless the female species
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