Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
Discussion
RowntreesCabana said:
Out walking with the wife yesterday past some wind turbines and she asked why didn't they have a motor installed to power the turbine when it wasn't windy.
To which the correct response is 'They all have motors in, how else do you suppose they create the wind? They're not called wind farms for nothing - haven't you noticed how windy it is when they're all turning?' Tycho said:
We were in an Italian restaurant last week and the overly Italian waiter had just given the OH her meal of pasta and she looks up at him and says "Merci"
I almost had to leave the room to compose myself.
Brilliant.I almost had to leave the room to compose myself.
I don't think I've already posted this...
She says to me one night 'you know you get dinosaur bones and fossils? Why haven't they found any dragon remains?'
CorbynFTW said:
I have beaten you all. ALLLL!
Watching the F1 @ Monza, the podium at the end.
Her: Oh... I didn't know Ferrari were from Italy...
Me:
Read the whole thread. The above demonstrates a, quite surprising, lack of knowledge - it cannot begin to compete with some of the vacuous stupidity revealed by others, previously.Watching the F1 @ Monza, the podium at the end.
Her: Oh... I didn't know Ferrari were from Italy...
Me:
Last night after my misses got back from the gym she said "I tried to call you, but it said number unavailable."
I'm like "oh, strange, no missed calls"
Then she proceeds to get annoyed with me, "I thought you would have answered"
And gets in a mood with me.
I actually show her my phone and say, no missed calls, so I didn't get a call to answer"
But instead she gets all upset because I would have been nice for me to not ignore her call, it was late, and would have been nice to know I cared.
Bare in mind her class was 8-9 and this happens at around 920, about the time it takes to get home.
I'm like "oh, strange, no missed calls"
Then she proceeds to get annoyed with me, "I thought you would have answered"
And gets in a mood with me.
I actually show her my phone and say, no missed calls, so I didn't get a call to answer"
But instead she gets all upset because I would have been nice for me to not ignore her call, it was late, and would have been nice to know I cared.
Bare in mind her class was 8-9 and this happens at around 920, about the time it takes to get home.
DervVW said:
Last night after my misses got back from the gym she said "I tried to call you, but it said number unavailable."
I'm like "oh, strange, no missed calls"
Then she proceeds to get annoyed with me, "I thought you would have answered"
And gets in a mood with me.
I actually show her my phone and say, no missed calls, so I didn't get a call to answer"
But instead she gets all upset because I would have been nice for me to not ignore her call, it was late, and would have been nice to know I cared.
Bare in mind her class was 8-9 and this happens at around 920, about the time it takes to get home.
5p says she tried to call you with the phone still in the locker acting as a Faraday cageI'm like "oh, strange, no missed calls"
Then she proceeds to get annoyed with me, "I thought you would have answered"
And gets in a mood with me.
I actually show her my phone and say, no missed calls, so I didn't get a call to answer"
But instead she gets all upset because I would have been nice for me to not ignore her call, it was late, and would have been nice to know I cared.
Bare in mind her class was 8-9 and this happens at around 920, about the time it takes to get home.
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