Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
Discussion
singlecoil said:
SpeckledJim said:
Cotty said:
SpeckledJim said:
...."so shall we do that then?"
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Do you mean the thing you've been thinking about whilst I've been in another room?
I wonder if she had an imaginary conversation with you in her head, proper back and forth discussion, so she thinks you know what she is talking about. ...
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Do you mean the thing you've been thinking about whilst I've been in another room?
This is related to the phenomenon that gets me in trouble for my transgressions that happen in her dreams.
driverrob said:
singlecoil said:
SpeckledJim said:
Cotty said:
SpeckledJim said:
...."so shall we do that then?"
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...
Do you mean the thing you've been thinking about whilst I've been in another room?
I wonder if she had an imaginary conversation with you in her head, proper back and forth discussion, so she thinks you know what she is talking about. ...
...
Do you mean the thing you've been thinking about whilst I've been in another room?
This is related to the phenomenon that gets me in trouble for my transgressions that happen in her dreams.
You’ve no idea what that something is, and if you don’t know it’s because you don’t love her.
I exaggerate. A bit.
PositronicRay said:
Caddyshack said:
OMITN said:
matchmaker said:
A Personal Identification Number Number?
My OH has just received the letter through after setting a camera off when driving along the M62 recently. She was going slow enough to have been offered a “National Motorway Awareness Course Course”.
Hopefully, after she’s done the course about the course she can then do the course.
1) Tell them what you're going to tell them
2) Tell them
3) Tell them what you've told them
Or some such thing.
Arnold Cunningham said:
That'd be a nice place to be wouldn't it.
Currently my wife moans about anything I do. So we've have smart meters booked in to be installed today, for a few weeks. She knew at the time that the chap would arrive between 8am and 6pm. So the guy phones me earlier and says I'll be with you at 8:15. Apparently this is not good enough and is my fault.
FFS.
Don't get this one. How is it your fault if the guy turns up as arranged?Currently my wife moans about anything I do. So we've have smart meters booked in to be installed today, for a few weeks. She knew at the time that the chap would arrive between 8am and 6pm. So the guy phones me earlier and says I'll be with you at 8:15. Apparently this is not good enough and is my fault.
FFS.
Our BTL tenant paid their rent 24 hours late last month.
This was my fault, since I was responsible for the recruitment of the person who was responsible for the recruitment of the tenant. (Of course I was. Mrs Jim is a Blame Path Ninja. Cannot be found on any Blame Path, anywhere),
This month they paid exactly on time. This earned a 'tut'. Apparently she wants 'consistency'.
She is mental.
This was my fault, since I was responsible for the recruitment of the person who was responsible for the recruitment of the tenant. (Of course I was. Mrs Jim is a Blame Path Ninja. Cannot be found on any Blame Path, anywhere),
This month they paid exactly on time. This earned a 'tut'. Apparently she wants 'consistency'.
She is mental.
GasEngineer said:
glenrobbo said:
GasEngineer said:
Don't get this one. How is it your fault if the guy turns up as arranged?
Because it just is. Let me rephrase: what issue does she have with the guy turning up at the pre arranged time?
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Am having a right battle at the mo trying to get Sarah to be descriptive when saying things. Example. At the allotments, 'see that (Chicken) waterer over there, is it a bit high?' We have 6 chicken runs, 2 waterers in each. Me, 'which one'. Her, 'that one' pointing vaguely, me 'WHICH ONE?!' her, that one by the playhouse (three of the runs have these) Me, 'WHICH fkING ONE!'. Her FFS, Enzo's one. Finally, we got there!
There are approaching 200,000 words in the English language, maybe just use a few more of them!
There are approaching 200,000 words in the English language, maybe just use a few more of them!
PositronicRay said:
Different people interpret things differently. Conversation at work, girl going to the sandwich shop.
'Anyone want anything?'
'Oh yes please an egg and cress sandwich'
Fishes around for some change and hands it over. 'will that be enough?'
The answer comes back
'I don't know you've got to eat it'
See how confusing stuff gets. Of course she may have just been an awkward smart arse, we'll never know.
Actually, that's a really clever retort. 'Anyone want anything?'
'Oh yes please an egg and cress sandwich'
Fishes around for some change and hands it over. 'will that be enough?'
The answer comes back
'I don't know you've got to eat it'
See how confusing stuff gets. Of course she may have just been an awkward smart arse, we'll never know.
I have a standard one in a take away. It gets less funny every time I use it.
I order enough for 3 people.
Takeaway owner: And Anything else?
Me: Don't you think that's enough for one person? I'm putting on weight as it is.
SpeckledJim said:
Our BTL tenant paid their rent 24 hours late last month.
This was my fault, since I was responsible for the recruitment of the person who was responsible for the recruitment of the tenant. (Of course I was. Mrs Jim is a Blame Path Ninja. Cannot be found on any Blame Path, anywhere),
This month they paid exactly on time. This earned a 'tut'. Apparently she wants 'consistency'.
She is mental.
Good one Jim. I properly laughed out loud at that one!!This was my fault, since I was responsible for the recruitment of the person who was responsible for the recruitment of the tenant. (Of course I was. Mrs Jim is a Blame Path Ninja. Cannot be found on any Blame Path, anywhere),
This month they paid exactly on time. This earned a 'tut'. Apparently she wants 'consistency'.
She is mental.
glenrobbo said:
GasEngineer said:
Don't get this one. How is it your fault if the guy turns up as arranged?
Because it just is. Bannock said:
glenrobbo said:
GasEngineer said:
Don't get this one. How is it your fault if the guy turns up as arranged?
Because it just is. Or in man version "Oh FFS. That's inconvenient. Oh well, best crack on.
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