Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
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Jules Sunley said:
SpeckledJim said:
Alex@POD said:
geeks said:
It could just be me but I think he was suggesting some innuendo, as in did you mean elbow or vagina?
Well it wouldn't be the first time things go over my head 
Pretty advanced stuff, that is.
This made me laugh far more than it should any adult. It might also be because I have tennis elbow at the moment.
It's our youngest son's birthday today, the wife decides to message the local radio station to get him a mention on the radio.
She doesn't mention that she has done this to anyone else so, the only person listening out for it is her, she's also the only person in the room where the radio is.
I'm in the living room finishing my coffee and about to head into my office to start work, the son, who's birthday it is, is upstairs getting ready for school when he gets a mention on the radio.
Only person who heard it is her, apparently it's our fault that we weren't standing by waiting for something to happen that we didn't know about and she'll never do anything nice for any of us ever again.
If she had asked them to do the mention sometime between 8.10 and 8.30 the two of them would have been in the car and would have heard it but apparently this bit of logic does not compute.
Off she went in a huff which will no doubt last for at least 24 hours.
She doesn't mention that she has done this to anyone else so, the only person listening out for it is her, she's also the only person in the room where the radio is.
I'm in the living room finishing my coffee and about to head into my office to start work, the son, who's birthday it is, is upstairs getting ready for school when he gets a mention on the radio.
Only person who heard it is her, apparently it's our fault that we weren't standing by waiting for something to happen that we didn't know about and she'll never do anything nice for any of us ever again.
If she had asked them to do the mention sometime between 8.10 and 8.30 the two of them would have been in the car and would have heard it but apparently this bit of logic does not compute.
Off she went in a huff which will no doubt last for at least 24 hours.
ooo000ooo said:
It's our youngest son's birthday today, the wife decides to message the local radio station to get him a mention on the radio.
She doesn't mention that she has done this to anyone else so, the only person listening out for it is her, she's also the only person in the room where the radio is.
I'm in the living room finishing my coffee and about to head into my office to start work, the son, who's birthday it is, is upstairs getting ready for school when he gets a mention on the radio.
Only person who heard it is her, apparently it's our fault that we weren't standing by waiting for something to happen that we didn't know about and she'll never do anything nice for any of us ever again.
If she had asked them to do the mention sometime between 8.10 and 8.30 the two of them would have been in the car and would have heard it but apparently this bit of logic does not compute.
Off she went in a huff which will no doubt last for at least 24 hours.
This strikes a chord with me in my house - my mrs would do similar! Reminds me though - (and completely irrelevant) I had six bumps from Gus Honeybun in 1976 - pretty sure Judy Spiers did the announcement!! She doesn't mention that she has done this to anyone else so, the only person listening out for it is her, she's also the only person in the room where the radio is.
I'm in the living room finishing my coffee and about to head into my office to start work, the son, who's birthday it is, is upstairs getting ready for school when he gets a mention on the radio.
Only person who heard it is her, apparently it's our fault that we weren't standing by waiting for something to happen that we didn't know about and she'll never do anything nice for any of us ever again.
If she had asked them to do the mention sometime between 8.10 and 8.30 the two of them would have been in the car and would have heard it but apparently this bit of logic does not compute.
Off she went in a huff which will no doubt last for at least 24 hours.
For those who don't know..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSx_CoTuFtw (this is not mine)
ooo000ooo said:
It's our youngest son's birthday today, the wife decides to message the local radio station to get him a mention on the radio.
She doesn't mention that she has done this to anyone else so, the only person listening out for it is her, she's also the only person in the room where the radio is.
I'm in the living room finishing my coffee and about to head into my office to start work, the son, who's birthday it is, is upstairs getting ready for school when he gets a mention on the radio.
Only person who heard it is her, apparently it's our fault that we weren't standing by waiting for something to happen that we didn't know about and she'll never do anything nice for any of us ever again.
If she had asked them to do the mention sometime between 8.10 and 8.30 the two of them would have been in the car and would have heard it but apparently this bit of logic does not compute.
Off she went in a huff which will no doubt last for at least 24 hours.
Peace and quiet.She doesn't mention that she has done this to anyone else so, the only person listening out for it is her, she's also the only person in the room where the radio is.
I'm in the living room finishing my coffee and about to head into my office to start work, the son, who's birthday it is, is upstairs getting ready for school when he gets a mention on the radio.
Only person who heard it is her, apparently it's our fault that we weren't standing by waiting for something to happen that we didn't know about and she'll never do anything nice for any of us ever again.
If she had asked them to do the mention sometime between 8.10 and 8.30 the two of them would have been in the car and would have heard it but apparently this bit of logic does not compute.
Off she went in a huff which will no doubt last for at least 24 hours.
Well done.
I rainx’d the missus car at the weekend and this morning before she left I thought I’d demonstrate it by throwing water onto the windscreen.
Unfortunately the auto wipers came on and she happened to standing in the wrong place.
I was not popular
Unfortunately the auto wipers came on and she happened to standing in the wrong place.
I was not popular
Edited by Puzzles on Wednesday 15th March 08:56
Last night I cooked a Shepherds pie for when Mrs Caddyshack got it. I said “ just nipping to the shop as didn’t realise were we’re out of cheese and milk for the mash topping”
Made the pie and another one batch cooked for another day.
Today she called me at work “where is the cheese you bought”
Me: in the mash for the pie
Her: I wanted cheese in my lunch
Me: sorry, I used the cheese I bought for the meal I made you
Her: put the phone down on me
Made the pie and another one batch cooked for another day.
Today she called me at work “where is the cheese you bought”
Me: in the mash for the pie
Her: I wanted cheese in my lunch
Me: sorry, I used the cheese I bought for the meal I made you
Her: put the phone down on me
BossHogg said:
Mine asked me to search for something whilst I was on my laptop, I passed her it saying here you go, have a look yourself (in case it was something private) she replied, can you do it, I'm not computer illegitimate like you!
If she's asked you to search for ' something' surely she doesn't mind you knowing?BossHogg said:
Mine asked me to search for something whilst I was on my laptop.
Oooh, that one. I don't mind as-such, but when it descends into being a voice-operated keyboard, she can FRO. A no-longer regular question,Mrs_Shtu said:
What's on TV tonight?
Riiiight. I get to spend 20 minutes looking through dozens of channels across several hours to offer some suggestions as to what Madame might care to watch?Or - Your own laptop is right there, how about looking for yourself? What she really means is,
Mrs_Shtu said:
When and on what channel is this specific thing I want to watch? I CBA looking.
My Mrs is dreadful for that - "Can you look up...", "What on Telly tonight?", "What's the weather going to be?". She thinks I'm some form of Alexa.
Also, spying on the children - "Can you see where X is on 'Find My'?", "Can you ask if Y wants to Skype tonight?", "Have you looked at Z's Facebook/Insta feed to see what they are doing?".
Then there is the "Let's watch a film". I pull up Sky. Nothing on that she wants to watch. Switch to Netflix. Nothing. Amazon Prime. Nothing. She basically doesn't like films. They can't be action, subtitled, American, super-hero, violent, documentaries, serious, comedy, sci-fi, sexy, horror, sporty, old, something we've seen before. The Venn diagram of the remaining films is vanishingly small to non-existent. A new James Bond will pass. But any weekend when we have a free evening, we go through the same ritual - "There must be some new films on".
Also, spying on the children - "Can you see where X is on 'Find My'?", "Can you ask if Y wants to Skype tonight?", "Have you looked at Z's Facebook/Insta feed to see what they are doing?".
Then there is the "Let's watch a film". I pull up Sky. Nothing on that she wants to watch. Switch to Netflix. Nothing. Amazon Prime. Nothing. She basically doesn't like films. They can't be action, subtitled, American, super-hero, violent, documentaries, serious, comedy, sci-fi, sexy, horror, sporty, old, something we've seen before. The Venn diagram of the remaining films is vanishingly small to non-existent. A new James Bond will pass. But any weekend when we have a free evening, we go through the same ritual - "There must be some new films on".
AstonZagato said:
My Mrs is dreadful for that - "Can you look up...", "What on Telly tonight?", "What's the weather going to be?". She thinks I'm some form of Alexa.
Also, spying on the children - "Can you see where X is on 'Find My'?", "Can you ask if Y wants to Skype tonight?", "Have you looked at Z's Facebook/Insta feed to see what they are doing?".
Then there is the "Let's watch a film". I pull up Sky. Nothing on that she wants to watch. Switch to Netflix. Nothing. Amazon Prime. Nothing. She basically doesn't like films. They can't be action, subtitled, American, super-hero, violent, documentaries, serious, comedy, sci-fi, sexy, horror, sporty, old, something we've seen before. The Venn diagram of the remaining films is vanishingly small to non-existent. A new James Bond will pass. But any weekend when we have a free evening, we go through the same ritual - "There must be some new films on".
Or the really bad one. Also, spying on the children - "Can you see where X is on 'Find My'?", "Can you ask if Y wants to Skype tonight?", "Have you looked at Z's Facebook/Insta feed to see what they are doing?".
Then there is the "Let's watch a film". I pull up Sky. Nothing on that she wants to watch. Switch to Netflix. Nothing. Amazon Prime. Nothing. She basically doesn't like films. They can't be action, subtitled, American, super-hero, violent, documentaries, serious, comedy, sci-fi, sexy, horror, sporty, old, something we've seen before. The Venn diagram of the remaining films is vanishingly small to non-existent. A new James Bond will pass. But any weekend when we have a free evening, we go through the same ritual - "There must be some new films on".
"What would you like to watch Mrs Snoggledog?"
"Don't mind. Up to you."
Something interesting selected from the collection of disks.... Press play...
"Oooo. Not that. I hate that"
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