Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2

[Doofus]

Cotty said:

RammyMP said:

The SIL’s fella is a pilot, a few weeks ago the MIL pipes up that she wasn’t going round to the SIL’s house as ‘he’ was there as he was working from home. I asked how does he manage that, is the plane remote control? She just looked at me blankly.

Is there non flying stuff that he can do at home like trainhg at.

Well, he has about 100 packs of sandwiches to make, and a big pot of tea to brew.

[RammyMP]

Doofus said:

Cotty said:

RammyMP said:

The SIL’s fella is a pilot, a few weeks ago the MIL pipes up that she wasn’t going round to the SIL’s house as ‘he’ was there as he was working from home. I asked how does he manage that, is the plane remote control? She just looked at me blankly.

Is there non flying stuff that he can do at home like trainhg at.

Well, he has about 100 packs of sandwiches to make, and a big pot of tea to brew.

I was taking the piss but it went straight over her head. He does training for the junior pilots apparently.

[Turtle Shed]

I had the hood up on my dressing gown. "You look like a Jedi Monk".

[havoc]

Turtle Shed said:

I had the hood up on my dressing gown. "You look like a Jedi Monk".

Let me guess - you're fat and going bald on top?

[Bullett]

I actually own a Jedi robe dressing gown. Yes, I know, council.


Sorry, what. Wrong thread?

[ambuletz]

Bullett said:

I actually own a Jedi robe dressing gown. Yes, I know, council.


Sorry, what. Wrong thread?

yes, because star wars doesnt come close to being associated with the c word. nobody associated with 'c' ever watches sci fi. (yes, i'm aware disney has targeted it well towards kids, but come on.. kids)

[Tyre Tread]

ambuletz said:

Bullett said:

I actually own a Jedi robe dressing gown. Yes, I know, council.


Sorry, what. Wrong thread?

yes, because star wars doesnt come close to being associated with the c word. nobody associated with 'c' ever watches sci fi. (yes, i'm aware disney has targeted it well towards kids, but come on.. kids)

[Caddyshack]

havoc said:

Turtle Shed said:

I had the hood up on my dressing gown. "You look like a Jedi Monk".

Let me guess - you're fat and going bald on top?

True story - A chap I know was getting a telling off by his Mrs for leaving his crumpled dressing gown on the landing after he went in to his bedroom....he said "it isn't my dressing gown....I felled a Jedi knight"

[slevin911]

Two from last night.

Wife: when I was 6 I wanted to be a spy as I wanted to do asian work.

I was reading an article on redheads(I'm ginger) and told her we have a higher chance of getting parkisons disease.

Wife: who will make me cum? (She then has an a-ha moment and starts shaking her hands)... actually I think it will be even better.

[Fermit]

slevin911 said:

Wife: who will make me cum? (She then has an a-ha moment and starts shaking her hands)... actually I think it will be even better.

Reminds me of one from the wife last week. She was on a Teams meeting, and there was someone in the group who had recently left the company, but was still snooping in the chats. Wanting to remove him from the group she kept repeating to everyone 'how do I pull him off, does anyone know how I pull xxxxx off?' I had to leave the room as I was about to loose it!

Edited by Fermit on Tuesday 4th April 09:40

[slevin911]

Fermit said:

slevin911 said:

Wife: who will make me cum? (She then has an a-ha moment and starts shaking her hands)... actually I think it will be even better.

Reminds me of one from the wife last week. She was on a Teams meeting, and there was someone in the group who had recently left the company, but was still snooping in the chats. Wanting to remove him from the group she kept repeating to everyone 'how do I pull him off, does anyone know how I pull xxxxx off?' I had to leave the room as I was about to loose it!

Edited by Fermit on Tuesday 4th April 09:40

Was anyone able to show her?

[Fermit]

slevin911 said:

Fermit said:

slevin911 said:

Wife: who will make me cum? (She then has an a-ha moment and starts shaking her hands)... actually I think it will be even better.

Reminds me of one from the wife last week. She was on a Teams meeting, and there was someone in the group who had recently left the company, but was still snooping in the chats. Wanting to remove him from the group she kept repeating to everyone 'how do I pull him off, does anyone know how I pull xxxxx off?' I had to leave the room as I was about to loose it!

Edited by Fermit on Tuesday 4th April 09:40

Was anyone able to show her?

The 'Onlyfans, what am I not getting?' is a separate thread

[bobtail4x4]

she told me tonight we are meeting friends in the local for a meal and catchup,
turned up 15 mins early (result) got a drink and sat there for 45 mins
she checked her phone,

"its for friday night"

[HTP99]

Going to my sisters for Easter Sunday, been asked to take a dessert, the wife suggests I pick up a New York cheesecake and mini eggs and she'll decorate it with them.

I get home after visiting 5 shops, can't find mini eggs anywhere but I got the cheesecake "oh, that's a pain I don't like NY cheesecake, it's so boring"

"Ehh, you told me to get it", "yep but without the mini eggs it's just boring", how the fk am I supposed to know this, now if she had said get those bits but if you can't get mini eggs forget the cheesecake and we'll get something else, I would have done that!

They think we are bloody mind readers!

[cuprabob]

HTP99 said:

Going to my sisters for Easter Sunday, been asked to take a dessert, the wife suggests I pick up a New York cheesecake and mini eggs and she'll decorate it with them.

I get home after visiting 5 shops, can't find mini eggs anywhere but I got the cheesecake "oh, that's a pain I don't like NY cheesecake, it's so boring"

"Ehh, you told me to get it", "yep but without the mini eggs it's just boring", how the fk am I supposed to know this, now if she had said get those bits but if you can't get mini eggs forget the cheesecake and we'll get something else, I would have done that!

They think we are bloody mind readers!

For me the most surpring thing in thete is that you couldn't buy Mini Eggs. Around these parts, literally every shop has them and have had them since early January.

[HTP99]

cuprabob said:

HTP99 said:

Going to my sisters for Easter Sunday, been asked to take a dessert, the wife suggests I pick up a New York cheesecake and mini eggs and she'll decorate it with them.

I get home after visiting 5 shops, can't find mini eggs anywhere but I got the cheesecake "oh, that's a pain I don't like NY cheesecake, it's so boring"

"Ehh, you told me to get it", "yep but without the mini eggs it's just boring", how the fk am I supposed to know this, now if she had said get those bits but if you can't get mini eggs forget the cheesecake and we'll get something else, I would have done that!

They think we are bloody mind readers!

For me the most surpring thing in thete is that you couldn't buy Mini Eggs. Around these parts, literally every shop has them and have had them since early January.

TBH I'm surprised too, especially as my colleague picked up a couple of bags yesterday from the JS local to work and up until today I've seen plenty on display right at the entrance of every shop of that type, that I have recently visited.

I guess it's the mad Easter weekend food shoppers, TBH Sainsburys was rammed today, it was like the lead up to Christmas.

[cuprabob]

HTP99 said:

I guess it's the mad Easter weekend food shoppers, TBH Sainsburys was rammed today, it was like the lead up to Christmas.

Funny you should say that. I popped into my local Sainsburys earlier and it was mental.

Edited by cuprabob on Friday 7th April 20:17

[singlecoil]

My wife has a new VW E-Up from work. She complained that the seat back was at the wrong angle for her and that although it was adjustable she was unable to grip the adjustment device. I went and had a look, at the side of the seat there was a smooth round boss, obviously concealing a pivot. So I looked that the sides of the seats nearest the middle of the car, the adjustment levers were clearly visible.

[Skyedriver]

singlecoil said:

My wife has a new VW E-Up .

That the Yorkshire model?

[havoc]

singlecoil said:

My wife has a new VW E-Up from work. She complained that the seat back was at the wrong angle for her and that although it was adjustable she was unable to grip the adjustment device. I went and had a look, at the side of the seat there was a smooth round boss, obviously concealing a pivot. So I looked that the sides of the seats nearest the middle of the car, the adjustment levers were clearly visible.

Sounds like the seats were installed the wrong way around. Classic from the factory?