Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2

[Alex@POD]

cuprabob said:

For me the most surpring thing in thete is that you couldn't buy Mini Eggs. Around these parts, literally every shop has them and have had them since early January.

It's true, we gave up searching for mini eggs yesterday after trying 3 supermarkets...

[cuprabob]

havoc said:

singlecoil said:

My wife has a new VW E-Up from work. She complained that the seat back was at the wrong angle for her and that although it was adjustable she was unable to grip the adjustment device. I went and had a look, at the side of the seat there was a smooth round boss, obviously concealing a pivot. So I looked that the sides of the seats nearest the middle of the car, the adjustment levers were clearly visible.

Sounds like the seats were installed the wrong way around. Classic from the factory?

No, that's just where they are on the VW Up!

[havoc]

cuprabob said:

No, that's just where they are on the VW Up!

Weird. Never seen an adjuster on the inboard side.

[CanAm]

havoc said:

Weird. Never seen an adjuster on the inboard side.

The Rover 2000 P6 had them.

[AndrewCrown]

Two Mrs' Special

The Mrs goes to vist my friend's Mrs
In the complexity of coffee & gossip, my Mrs picks up my friend's Mrs spectacles
and vice versa...

It took them 4 days to work out what was wrong..

[PositronicRay]

AndrewCrown said:

Two Mrs' Special

The Mrs goes to vist my friend's Mrs
In the complexity of coffee & gossip, my Mrs picks up my friend's Mrs spectacles
and vice versa...

It took them 4 days to work out what was wrong..

I like that.

Mine picked up the wrong coat, a cold evening so delighted (and surprised) to find some gloves in the pocket too,

[ChevronB19]

havoc said:

cuprabob said:

No, that's just where they are on the VW Up!

Weird. Never seen an adjuster on the inboard side.

That’s odd, they are on the outside of my 3 door Up GTi…

[StescoG66]

Skyedriver said:

singlecoil said:

My wife has a new VW E-Up .

That the Yorkshire model?

That didn’t get the respect it deserves.

[cheesejunkie]

StescoG66 said:

Skyedriver said:

singlecoil said:

My wife has a new VW E-Up .

That the Yorkshire model?

That didn’t get the respect it deserves.

FWIW I laughed heartily too but as someone recently commented PH has no likes/thumbs button.

[HTP99]

cheesejunkie said:

StescoG66 said:

Skyedriver said:

singlecoil said:

My wife has a new VW E-Up .

That the Yorkshire model?

That didn’t get the respect it deserves.

FWIW I laughed heartily too but as someone recently commented PH has no likes/thumbs button.

It is funny, but an old one!

[AndrewCrown]

Today Mrs C ran over her Stihl cordless lawn mower with her FFRR..

[SBF]

AndrewCrown said:

Today Mrs C ran over her Stihl cordless lawn mower with her FFRR..

You should have told her to stay Stihl!

[Jules Sunley]

Did you make any cutting remarks?

[wolfracesonic]

I think there is a mode in the Terrain Response system for running over lawn mowers, suspension set to high, second gear, low range, supposed to be very effective.

[AndrewCrown]

I guess I should have said ‘mowed’ down..

Very amusing chaps…

All testament to Stihl…it has mostly clipped back together

[Penny Whistle]

AndrewCrown said:

I guess I should have said ‘mowed’ down..

Very amusing chaps…

All testament to Stihl…it has mostly clipped back together

But what about the FFRR - is it a write-off ?

[Monkeylegend]

Penny Whistle said:

AndrewCrown said:

I guess I should have said ‘mowed’ down..

Very amusing chaps…

All testament to Stihl…it has mostly clipped back together

But what about the FFRR - is it a write-off ?

It's been trimmed a bit so it is now only a half FFRR.

[spookly]

Penny Whistle said:

AndrewCrown said:

I guess I should have said ‘mowed’ down..

Very amusing chaps…

All testament to Stihl…it has mostly clipped back together

But what about the FFRR - is it a write-off ?

Those bits that fell off the RR were going to fall off anyway, cos LR.

[Caddyshack]

AndrewCrown said:

Today Mrs C ran over her Stihl cordless lawn mower with her FFRR..

Did she not hear the beeping noises that the car makes when manoeuvring?

[Blown2CV]

Wife is studying with her laptop. She asks me where her phone is. I say not sure what do you need. She says I need to Google a word.