Sexlife as parents..frequency. what's 'normal'?
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stitchface said:
No such thing as normal. We've got three ankle biters under 6 and once or twice a week is 'normal' for us.
Managed it 6 nights on the trot last week though...
3 little ones AND 6 nights on the trot? Christ I'd need some coke or redbull to manage that. Little BS2 has a habit of waking up at 4am for no reason other than making me nackered. Managed it 6 nights on the trot last week though...
Do you people have jobs? There are only 2 weekend nights. When you factor in early mornings a possible 4am wake up a late finish and all the other hassle come bedtime in the week it's usually sleep only as were shattered.
Once or twice a week I'd say was good going ignore these horny bds they must have staff, drugs or both
Once or twice a week I'd say was good going ignore these horny bds they must have staff, drugs or both
Roverload said:
3 little darlings here, 2-3 times a month if lucky! Personally I could do it every night no problem. Its her that doesn't have the same drive. However, when it does happen, it can get naaaaaasty. So I can cope! I'm told its the quality not the quantity!
Same here, although our little cherubs are teenagers....at least when the little bds were in cots you could bank on them not strolling into the bedroomCambridge University did a study of this once, way back in 1957, and the conclusion they reached was you multiply the number of kids you have, by their total ages, then divide by two if they are all girls, then finally multiply this figure by 3.142, this should give you, (within a day or so) the average time between engaging in naughty business.
Apparently, this figure referred to under forties only. If you are over forty, add an extra week for every ten years over this you are.
HTH.
Apparently, this figure referred to under forties only. If you are over forty, add an extra week for every ten years over this you are.
HTH.
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