Sexlife as parents..frequency. what's 'normal'?

[Rude-boy]

If it helps some of you I was speaking to an older friend a few months back. Topic of sex and frequency came up. They mentioned that since age removed the monthly red flag once per month from their lives their Mrs seems to have developed the sexual appetite of an 18 year old bloke. My poor mate said it was unbelievable for the first few months, but now he's beginning to worry she might wear it off.

[IvanSTi]

hora said:

Live life to the full. Your missus will suddenly tell you when shes ready.

We will do and I am fully aware of it, she's been open about it all though, so know how long we have to go (roughly). TBH ready when she is, I'm heading toward 32 now.

[GroundEffect]

okgo said:

GroundEffect said:

We don't even have kids yet and struggle to do 2x a month. Career idiots, the both of us.

Can almost smell the doubt in your voice when you attempt to place the blame for that on your career

Sure we could do it a bit more often but I just don't have the arsed. The idea of 3 times a week is too much.

Maybe if we weren't both working 60+ hours a week.

[croyde]

As an aside, does Viagra make you horny or does it just make sure that the equipment presents itself admirably?

[daddy cool]

croyde said:

As an aside, does Viagra make you horny or does it just make sure that the equipment presents itself admirably?

Just makes the old chap stand to attention, apparently - you need to feel in the mood for it to work.
My mate (only a young chap) was on it for a while (suffering from depression) and i'd asked him if i could have one as i thought it would be funny to have a permaboner for a few hours, but he said it doesnt work like that.

[stevoknevo]

croyde said:

As an aside, does Viagra make you horny or does it just make sure that the equipment presents itself admirably?

I've tried it twice, and both times it knocked me in to a deep sleep. Woke up on both occasions to an angry Mrs complaining I'd had a massive boner all night and she had been unable to wake me up

[Yertis]

IvanSTi said:

I get this all the time from my friends who have all now got kids.
"when are you two going to think about kids then?"

Standard response is "I don't want to ruin my life just yet".

Fortunately for me, the OH is on the same wavelength as me and doesn't want kids yet as we have plenty time left.

Then now's actually the best time to do it, IMO (and with the benefit of being married to a former midwife). Too many couples I know have left it to the last minute then found it's not something that happens on demand, and ended up having to use various forms of IVF etc before conceding defeat.

[IvanSTi]

daddy cool said:

croyde said:

As an aside, does Viagra make you horny or does it just make sure that the equipment presents itself admirably?

Just makes the old chap stand to attention, apparently - you need to feel in the mood for it to work.
My mate (only a young chap) was on it for a while (suffering from depression) and i'd asked him if i could have one as i thought it would be funny to have a permaboner for a few hours, but he said it doesnt work like that.

Tried it once, purely as a personal experiment, got it from a friend. I'm a horny git anyway, but it drove me mad, I could have drilled a hole into a sandstone wall (obviously with a HUGE drill bit) and made a mess of it, face felt like a hot water bottle and had a permaboner for about half a day. Not an experiment I wish to retry, unless with the better half.

[IvanSTi]

Yertis said:

IvanSTi said:

I get this all the time from my friends who have all now got kids.
"when are you two going to think about kids then?"

Standard response is "I don't want to ruin my life just yet".

Fortunately for me, the OH is on the same wavelength as me and doesn't want kids yet as we have plenty time left.

Then now's actually the best time to do it, IMO (and with the benefit of being married to a former midwife). Too many couples I know have left it to the last minute then found it's not something that happens on demand, and ended up having to use various forms of IVF etc before conceding defeat.

Shhh, behave yourself. I'm heading to 32, she's only 29, plenty time.

[Mr Trophy]

okgo said:

Can almost smell the doubt in your voice when you attempt to place the blame for that on your career

Absolutely brilliant.

[Kermit power]

stevoknevo said:

croyde said:

As an aside, does Viagra make you horny or does it just make sure that the equipment presents itself admirably?

I've tried it twice, and both times it knocked me in to a deep sleep. Woke up on both occasions to an angry Mrs complaining I'd had a massive boner all night and she had been unable to wake me up

I take it she doesn't like sitting on top then?

[Mr Roper]

croyde said:

As an aside, does Viagra make you horny or does it just make sure that the equipment presents itself admirably?

It helps with recovery time. Also, drop half to avoid the fuzzy head.

Alternatively, drop a whole one before you go to bed ready for the morning.

[Mr Gearchange]

Mr Roper said:

Alternatively, drop a whole one before you go to bed ready for the morning.

Yeah, and inadvertently pole vault yourself out of the window when you roll over in the night.

Also, trying to have a big morning wee with a diamond cutter isn't something you want to deal with first thing.

[Rude-boy]

Kermit power said:

I take it she doesn't like sitting on top then?

My thoughts as well.

Not much starts a day off better than waking up to find that your head wasn't the first thing up that morning and that your Mrs has taken things in... well I'll leave that you to lot to work out which of the three easy options she chose on that occasion.

WARNING - Blokes I really would suggest that you don't try this the other way around. Might not end up as happily as you would think unless it's something that you have discussed and agreed is acceptable behaviour first!

[eltax91]

Perhaps more importantly given some answers on this thread. What does Viagra do to women if they take a half or full pill?

Does it drive them into a sexual frenzy and make them gagging for it?

[qube_TA]

Adenauer said:

qube_TA said:

But to answer OP's question, a good month might be once a week-ish, but the average is possibly about 0.8 times per month.

We have two teenage daughters, they seem to have their respective BF's staying over nearly every other night, so it is almost impossible.

Still manage about 4 times per month more than you though

I am a bit oldskool in that it's my house so either I'm having sex in it or no-one is, if my lad wants to tap his girlfriend then he can do that elsewhere.

There's got to be some restrictions otherwise the fker will never leave home!

[Johnnytheboy]

qube_TA said:

There's got to be some restrictions otherwise the fker will never leave home!

Highly appropriate word there.

[andy_s]

Viagra. For when you need somewhere to hang up that wet donkey jacket.

[qube_TA]

Not cheap that stuff

[dirty boy]

Two kids, haven't made love for 10 years at a guess.




Smash her fking head through the rails couple of times a week though. Had to tell the neighbours the tv keeps falling off the wall and i'm running out of new holes to put it.

The vasectomy was genius btw.