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V8mate said:
If Byron Burgers makes me council then so be it. Where can I knock up some council slags in tracksuits? Clapping along to music.
Lady Ace likes to watch the type of programmes that involve reuniting people with absent relatives. These alwats make her cry. Personlaly, I would avoid watching something that made me cry but, you know, different strokes etc.
Surprise Surprise was on at the weekend and this normally has some sort of thing where Holly Willoughby (may she eternally be on telly) reveals that the long lost relative is not actually in Brisbane but in the studio. They never look very suprised so I suspect thay already knew.
Anyway. In addition to the above there will inevitably be someone who is dying of cancer / has set up a charity etc that wants to sing along with a celebrity or musical. They normally do quite a nice job but you can never bloody hear it because the fking arsewits in audience clap along to the music. Even if it were God save the Queen or some sort of Nazi anthem they'd be there like seals clapping along, probably fouling themselves as they aren't clever enought to operate more than one set of muscles at once.
To those that partake: I HATE you. It adds nothing and just because everyone else is doing it, doesn't mean you have to either. I suppose I shouldn't expect much from the type of people that voluntarily go in the audience of an ITV early evening show but for fk's sake just have some dignity, and, if somone if having their (usually somewhat common) dream realied, then shut the fk up and let them enjoy it before they die.
Lady Ace likes to watch the type of programmes that involve reuniting people with absent relatives. These alwats make her cry. Personlaly, I would avoid watching something that made me cry but, you know, different strokes etc.
Surprise Surprise was on at the weekend and this normally has some sort of thing where Holly Willoughby (may she eternally be on telly) reveals that the long lost relative is not actually in Brisbane but in the studio. They never look very suprised so I suspect thay already knew.
Anyway. In addition to the above there will inevitably be someone who is dying of cancer / has set up a charity etc that wants to sing along with a celebrity or musical. They normally do quite a nice job but you can never bloody hear it because the fking arsewits in audience clap along to the music. Even if it were God save the Queen or some sort of Nazi anthem they'd be there like seals clapping along, probably fouling themselves as they aren't clever enought to operate more than one set of muscles at once.
To those that partake: I HATE you. It adds nothing and just because everyone else is doing it, doesn't mean you have to either. I suppose I shouldn't expect much from the type of people that voluntarily go in the audience of an ITV early evening show but for fk's sake just have some dignity, and, if somone if having their (usually somewhat common) dream realied, then shut the fk up and let them enjoy it before they die.
Edited by 8Ace on Friday 31st July 11:15
8Ace said:
Clapping along to music.
Lady Ace likes to watch the type of programmes that involve reuniting people with absent relatives. These alwats make her cry. Personlaly, I would avoid watching something that made me cry but, you know, different strokes etc.
Surprise Surprise was on at the weekend and this normally has some sort of thing where Holly Willoughby (may she eternally be on telly) reveals that the long lost relative is not actually in Brisbane but in the studio. They never look very suprised so I suspect thay already knew.
Anyway. In addition to the above there will inevitably be someone who is dying of cancer / has set up a charity etc that wants to sing along with a celebrity or musical. They normally do quite a nice job but you can never bloody hear it because the fking arsewits in audience clap along to the music. Even if it were God save the Queen or some sort of Nazi anthem they'd be there like seals clapping along, probably fouling themselves as they aren't clever enought to operate more than one set of muscles at once.
To those that partake: I HATE you. It adds nothing and just because everyone else is doing it, doesn't mean you have to either. I suppose I shouldn't expect much from the type of people that voluntarily go in the audience of an ITV early evening show but for fk's sake just have some dignity, and, if somone if having their (usually somewhat common) dream realied, then shut the fk up and let them enjoy it before they die.
Lady Ace likes to watch the type of programmes that involve reuniting people with absent relatives. These alwats make her cry. Personlaly, I would avoid watching something that made me cry but, you know, different strokes etc.
Surprise Surprise was on at the weekend and this normally has some sort of thing where Holly Willoughby (may she eternally be on telly) reveals that the long lost relative is not actually in Brisbane but in the studio. They never look very suprised so I suspect thay already knew.
Anyway. In addition to the above there will inevitably be someone who is dying of cancer / has set up a charity etc that wants to sing along with a celebrity or musical. They normally do quite a nice job but you can never bloody hear it because the fking arsewits in audience clap along to the music. Even if it were God save the Queen or some sort of Nazi anthem they'd be there like seals clapping along, probably fouling themselves as they aren't clever enought to operate more than one set of muscles at once.
To those that partake: I HATE you. It adds nothing and just because everyone else is doing it, doesn't mean you have to either. I suppose I shouldn't expect much from the type of people that voluntarily go in the audience of an ITV early evening show but for fk's sake just have some dignity, and, if somone if having their (usually somewhat common) dream realied, then shut the fk up and let them enjoy it before they die.
Edited by 8Ace on Friday 31st July 11:15
V8mate said:
Hang on! So clapping along to 'Nazi anthems' is council now?
Nazi rallies were definitely council. The senior members of the Party were generally jumped-up oiks from lowly backgrounds who got more than a bit carried away by their new-found power. Thus the glorification and adoration by their supporters. All very camp.nicanary said:
V8mate said:
Hang on! So clapping along to 'Nazi anthems' is council now?
Nazi rallies were definitely council. The senior members of the Party were generally jumped-up oiks from lowly backgrounds who got more than a bit carried away by their new-found power. Thus the glorification and adoration by their supporters. All very camp.Studio117 said:
8Ace said:
Clapping along to music.
Lady Ace likes to watch the type of programmes that involve reuniting people with absent relatives. These alwats make her cry. Personlaly, I would avoid watching something that made me cry but, you know, different strokes etc.
Surprise Surprise was on at the weekend and this normally has some sort of thing where Holly Willoughby (may she eternally be on telly) reveals that the long lost relative is not actually in Brisbane but in the studio. They never look very suprised so I suspect thay already knew.
Anyway. In addition to the above there will inevitably be someone who is dying of cancer / has set up a charity etc that wants to sing along with a celebrity or musical. They normally do quite a nice job but you can never bloody hear it because the fking arsewits in audience clap along to the music. Even if it were God save the Queen or some sort of Nazi anthem they'd be there like seals clapping along, probably fouling themselves as they aren't clever enought to operate more than one set of muscles at once.
To those that partake: I HATE you. It adds nothing and just because everyone else is doing it, doesn't mean you have to either. I suppose I shouldn't expect much from the type of people that voluntarily go in the audience of an ITV early evening show but for fk's sake just have some dignity, and, if somone if having their (usually somewhat common) dream realied, then shut the fk up and let them enjoy it before they die.
Lady Ace likes to watch the type of programmes that involve reuniting people with absent relatives. These alwats make her cry. Personlaly, I would avoid watching something that made me cry but, you know, different strokes etc.
Surprise Surprise was on at the weekend and this normally has some sort of thing where Holly Willoughby (may she eternally be on telly) reveals that the long lost relative is not actually in Brisbane but in the studio. They never look very suprised so I suspect thay already knew.
Anyway. In addition to the above there will inevitably be someone who is dying of cancer / has set up a charity etc that wants to sing along with a celebrity or musical. They normally do quite a nice job but you can never bloody hear it because the fking arsewits in audience clap along to the music. Even if it were God save the Queen or some sort of Nazi anthem they'd be there like seals clapping along, probably fouling themselves as they aren't clever enought to operate more than one set of muscles at once.
To those that partake: I HATE you. It adds nothing and just because everyone else is doing it, doesn't mean you have to either. I suppose I shouldn't expect much from the type of people that voluntarily go in the audience of an ITV early evening show but for fk's sake just have some dignity, and, if somone if having their (usually somewhat common) dream realied, then shut the fk up and let them enjoy it before they die.
Edited by 8Ace on Friday 31st July 11:15
Once again, hurrah for the Daily Mail!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3183663/28...
Strange hair - check
Tats - check
Overweight - check
Piercings - check
On benefits - check
Odd dietary habits - check
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3183663/28...
Strange hair - check
Tats - check
Overweight - check
Piercings - check
On benefits - check
Odd dietary habits - check
55palfers said:
Once again, hurrah for the Daily Mail!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3183663/28...
Strange hair - check
Tats - check
Overweight - check
Piercings - check
On benefits - check
Odd dietary habits - check
That sounds like a health issue that will go away of it's own accord if left long enough. What an idiot.http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3183663/28...
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Odd dietary habits - check
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