a bit council

[Oldred_V8S]

Fluorescent lights in the lounge, either straight or the circular ones. So bright they burn the corneas, with the really st cold light they give out. I'm talking about you lot of 3.14keys, two doors down!

[anonymous-user]

Stickyfinger said:

V8mate said:

To soak up the seepage.

But that's the best bit

Your username now seems... a bit wrong!

[gus607]

HTP99 said:

Dear OH dear OH dear, that is Honking.

[WD39]

Spare tyre said:

Leaving anything outside that shouldn't be left outside
Pushbike
Mowers
Indoors furniture
Buggies
Etc

The social housing lot who we have to share our street with never really car about anything, always very lazy can take them several years to remove a fridge from their lawn (I suspect a neighbour gets pissed off and actually removes em)

Incidentally the housing association are buying up random houses here, so you are not really safe if you live in a normal housing estate

The sheer frustration of it all / noise etc is forcing me to move, doesn't seem right

Left my mower out in the rain today. The .....thing will now not start. Council therefore I am.

Edited by WD39 on Sunday 23 August 20:31

[CinnamonFan]

Saw someone having a barbecue in their front garden. Used their black wheelie bin to keep plates and condiments on..

[WD39]

OpulentBob said:

Stickyfinger said:

V8mate said:

To soak up the seepage.

But that's the best bit

Your username now seems... a bit wrong!

Shame! Op Bob rules, and can do no wrong.

[DaveGoddard]

Using the words "little man" and "little princess" in place of "son" and "daughter". Especially on "....on board" car stickers on Picassos/Scenics/Zafiras.

[FreeLitres]

DaveGoddard said:

..."little man"...

This.

[petop]

Women who you know are council on FB who insist on taking selfies, in mirrors(!!) with their fking tongues out!! I dont want to see the inside of your pubic hair laden bathroom with your halitosis producing tongue sticking out!!


and editied to add, you think its "arty" to have it taken at a juanty angle!!

[anonymous-user]

WD39 said:

OpulentBob said:

Stickyfinger said:

V8mate said:

To soak up the seepage.

But that's the best bit

Your username now seems... a bit wrong!

Shame! Op Bob rules, and can do no wrong.

Now you're DEFINITELY taking the piss!

[spud989]

DaveGoddard said:

Using the words "little man" and "little princess" in place of "son" and "daughter".

This. Hugely. It's almost like nails down a chalkboard for me.

[Stickyfinger]

Making up a story for the press to get Free stuff from Primark of all places FFS !


http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[Disastrous]

Having your house so warm that you wear shorts inside.

Relatedly, having central heating and controlling your house temp from a single box.

[Truckosaurus]

I'm council enough to live in a shared ownership flat built by a Housing Association. I believe they have much stricter insulation requirements than for fully private builds, so although it requires minimal heating in the winter in the summer it is uncomfortably warm so you need all the windows open 24/7.

[Stickyfinger]

Truckosaurus said:

I'm council enough to live in a shared ownership flat built by a Housing Association. ........................... 24/7.

The use of 24/7 qualifies you with a gold (fake) card

[kowalski655]

Sure that isn't a reference to Joyce?

[Stickyfinger]

hora said:

My Mother still refers to me as 'Master Mark'. It annoys me - even to this day. She must bloody know this as I WINCE.

Your lucky your surname is not Bates

[nicanary]

Item in the paper today about a couple having sex in a car at a McDonalds, clearly visible to the public. Apparently a child was present, and could see the "activities".

The time of day? 5 a.m..

A child was there (presumably with at least one parent) at 5 a.m..

I hope the kid gets a chance to sleep sometime, with parents that selfish. Council and then some.

[Ste1987]

nicanary said:

Item in the paper today about a couple having sex in a car at a McDonalds, clearly visible to the public. Apparently a child was present, and could see the "activities".

The time of day? 5 a.m..

A child was there (presumably with at least one parent) at 5 a.m..

I hope the kid gets a chance to sleep sometime, with parents that selfish. Council and then some.

Because you can't leave your child at home, alone

[nicanary]

Ste1987 said:

nicanary said:

Item in the paper today about a couple having sex in a car at a McDonalds, clearly visible to the public. Apparently a child was present, and could see the "activities".

The time of day? 5 a.m..

A child was there (presumably with at least one parent) at 5 a.m..

I hope the kid gets a chance to sleep sometime, with parents that selfish. Council and then some.

Because you can't leave your child at home, alone

Sorry, a bit confused now.

1) Some people do need to eat at 5am for various reasons.
2) Some people are single parents and have to take a child everywhere.

BUT how many people would wake up a child at that time of night just because they wanted to stuff their face with dead cow?