a bit council

[anonymous-user]

Rich_W said:

PanzerCommander said:

I'm struggling with this one, your average chav is going to be listening to some "banging house music", drum and bass, or some other type of music that you can only really enjoy when you are off your tits on ketamine, not heavy metal.

I don't really think that decent House or DnB is Council either. With a proviso. What you listen to on Kiss or Capital are NOT DECENT versions of those genres. The average Chav has never heard of Fierce Angel (since Mark Doyle started on JazzFM with HedKandi before selling it to MOS) or SubSoul and Hospital records and (years ago) Good Looking Records are completely off the radar as well. The term Liquid Funk would result in massive blank looks.

The average council-type is going to go for the Sub-Focus; Pendulumn, Chase & Status chart-friendly D&B. Hard House is also 100% council without exception. Not sure about Gabba as I think it's an ironic joke that backfired.

[smithyithy]

thetapeworm said:

Dressing a car up as a pirate seems beyond council to me.

Must've not copied the new link after replying to another thread, my bad

[M400 NBL]

Those reddish wood and glass paned front doors.... before councils started installing more energy efficient/more difficult to vandalise UPVC.

[lowdrag]

jmorgan said:

Ah, drat.

Pea's ain't good for me gout....

But then I understand gout is now a bit council.

Depends where you get it I hope. Had it in the wrist a week ago and the pain made me want to speak councilese though!

[Axionknight]

smithyithy said:

thetapeworm said:

Dressing a car up as a pirate seems beyond council to me.

Must've not copied the new link after replying to another thread, my bad

[jamiebae]

dtmpower said:

Living in Switzerland = not council.

You can still be council when you live here, although it's a rather less common sight I accept.

Irrespective of one's tax domicile it remains council to spray the initials of one's favourite association football concern on the back of a road sign

[lowdrag]

Council is found in the strangest of places. I designed and built a 4-bedroom house on half an acre in a small Midlands village. I spent £750 (nearly 20 years ago) having a solid oak door made with a bulls eye pane in it. Sold the house and understand that the owners have put a white plastic door in its place. Naturally with the fan-shaped window in it.

[schmunk]

lowdrag said:

Council is found in the strangest of places. I designed and built a 4-bedroom house on half an acre in a small Midlands village. I spent £750 (nearly 20 years ago) having a solid oak door made with a bulls eye pane in it. Sold the house and understand that the owners have put a white plastic door in its place. Naturally with the fan-shaped window in it.

[Hooli]

schmunk said:

lowdrag said:

Council is found in the strangest of places. I designed and built a 4-bedroom house on half an acre in a small Midlands village. I spent £750 (nearly 20 years ago) having a solid oak door made with a bulls eye pane in it. Sold the house and understand that the owners have put a white plastic door in its place. Naturally with the fan-shaped window in it.

It's natural home as no-one else will live there.

[Whistle]

Why on earth do people hang up football shirts at the scene of a death?

[WD39]

smithyithy said:

Is this council? Parking your Jag like this because you bring your lorry cab home for the weekend..

Edited by smithyithy on Monday 23 November 12:48

The's no way that HGV is going in the garage. So maybe that's why.

[Rich_W]

WD39 said:

smithyithy said:

Is this council? Parking your Jag like this because you bring your lorry cab home for the weekend..

Edited by smithyithy on Monday 23 November 12:48

The's no way that HGV is going in the garage. So maybe that's why.

Move the wheelie bins. Back it up a bit more.
Jag would fit in front of it no problem.

Edited by Rich_W on Monday 23 November 19:31

[jbudgie]

Whistle said:

Why on earth do people hang up football shirts at the scene of a death?

Promising footballer ?


Do they really do this ?

[505diff]

What a nice mother and daughter


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-349035...

[Cliftonite]

Rich_W said:

Move the wheelie bins. Back it up a bit more.
Jag would fit in front of it no problem.

Edited by Rich_W on Monday 23 November 19:31

Having wheelie bins on show at the front of the house already shows the occupants are council, before their parking habits are considered!

[MajorProblem]

jbudgie said:

Whistle said:

Why on earth do people hang up football shirts at the scene of a death?

Promising footballer ?


Do they really do this ?

[giuliatz2]

Rich_W said:

that guy with the video where he cant dance and there's a million virals doing the rounds at the moment. Black Canadian guy I think

drake. New song is chav. Old songs aren't.
Trap nation is council. Sad to say i love it.

[Spare tyre]

Lives near me






Has another about a Trojan horse

Edited by Spare tyre on Monday 23 November 21:37

[dudleybloke]

Spare tyre said:

Lives near me

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/resources/images/344924...


http://www.hopenothate.org.uk/news/images/3075_463...

Has another about a Trojan horse

I'm going to guess that his favourite seasonal song is White Christmas.

[psgcarey]

Spare tyre said:

Lives near me






Has another about a Trojan horse

Edited by Spare tyre on Monday 23 November 21:37

Flag upside down. Council.