"a bit ph private"
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I own a pair of brogues that my Father gave to me.......
I wore tweed jackets before the high street shops ruined it.... including a lovely Magee that I picked up for £20 at a charity shop (It was up for £10, but I felt bad)
I haven't cleaned my 4x4 since I bought it in November 2013
My most expensive footwear item is a pair of 'Chasseurs'
The word 'fag' at school had an entirely different meaning
I never carry cash
I do stand up in the bath to have a shower though, so all is not lost
I wore tweed jackets before the high street shops ruined it.... including a lovely Magee that I picked up for £20 at a charity shop (It was up for £10, but I felt bad)
I haven't cleaned my 4x4 since I bought it in November 2013
My most expensive footwear item is a pair of 'Chasseurs'
The word 'fag' at school had an entirely different meaning
I never carry cash
I do stand up in the bath to have a shower though, so all is not lost
BrabusMog said:
Cheib said:
I know someone that keeps gold bars stashed in various safe deposit boxes around the world.
James Bond? Jason Bourne?Carl_Docklands said:
madbadger said:
anonymous said:
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Owning a microwave is totally council. Does nothing an aga can't do. PH Private: Owns an Aga rangemaster, never cooks on it as they always 'eat out' and enthuses about said Aga's abilities to heat up the kitchen during the winter.
TKF said:
,Instead of going out on the lash and touching girls like that lot wasting their life he saved his money and got a Mitsubishi GTO which was detailed (twin bucket method) every weekend in preparation for meets to stand round in car parks with men in motorsport branded fleeces.
An IT contractor he knows how to maximise income from divvies. It allowed him to get an Elise at 24 whilst that lot were still out ruining their lives on partying and girls. Still a virgin but loves track days. Hopes to marshall one day.
After meeting a girl online he got married in Moss Bros, had a kid and got a divorce within 3yrs. Snake with tits now lives in the house whilst he's in an appartment overlooking Waitrose in Leighton Buzzard. All the consoles and a huge DVD collection housed in black shelving. Filthy carpets.
The boy now comes over every other weekends and our man wants him to get into karting but he's not interested. Doesn't seem interested in the leased Golf either and can't wait to go home to mum.
Talks about pulling the trigger on the latest Maplin gadget. Knows all about Rolex but mostly posts in the £50 watch thread. Hates muzzles and reckons Nige is the only way out of the LabLibCon establishment that's delivering this country to hell in a handcart.
Work colleagues don't tend to notice the handmade suits straining round his paunch. It's 12yrs old now but handmade is handmade and off the peg is for proles. At home he has some really peaty whisky that he unsuccessfully persuades himself that he enjoys.
Mo at the Kohi Nor on Friends and Family. Vapes.
Holy crap that is nail. head. You are truly the Prophet Mohelpdesk. An IT contractor he knows how to maximise income from divvies. It allowed him to get an Elise at 24 whilst that lot were still out ruining their lives on partying and girls. Still a virgin but loves track days. Hopes to marshall one day.
After meeting a girl online he got married in Moss Bros, had a kid and got a divorce within 3yrs. Snake with tits now lives in the house whilst he's in an appartment overlooking Waitrose in Leighton Buzzard. All the consoles and a huge DVD collection housed in black shelving. Filthy carpets.
The boy now comes over every other weekends and our man wants him to get into karting but he's not interested. Doesn't seem interested in the leased Golf either and can't wait to go home to mum.
Talks about pulling the trigger on the latest Maplin gadget. Knows all about Rolex but mostly posts in the £50 watch thread. Hates muzzles and reckons Nige is the only way out of the LabLibCon establishment that's delivering this country to hell in a handcart.
Work colleagues don't tend to notice the handmade suits straining round his paunch. It's 12yrs old now but handmade is handmade and off the peg is for proles. At home he has some really peaty whisky that he unsuccessfully persuades himself that he enjoys.
Mo at the Kohi Nor on Friends and Family. Vapes.
Edited by TKF on Friday 16th January 22:14
Brother D said:
TKF said:
,Instead of going out on the lash and touching girls like that lot wasting their life he saved his money and got a Mitsubishi GTO which was detailed (twin bucket method) every weekend in preparation for meets to stand round in car parks with men in motorsport branded fleeces.
An IT contractor he knows how to maximise income from divvies. It allowed him to get an Elise at 24 whilst that lot were still out ruining their lives on partying and girls. Still a virgin but loves track days. Hopes to marshall one day.
After meeting a girl online he got married in Moss Bros, had a kid and got a divorce within 3yrs. Snake with tits now lives in the house whilst he's in an appartment overlooking Waitrose in Leighton Buzzard. All the consoles and a huge DVD collection housed in black shelving. Filthy carpets.
The boy now comes over every other weekends and our man wants him to get into karting but he's not interested. Doesn't seem interested in the leased Golf either and can't wait to go home to mum.
Talks about pulling the trigger on the latest Maplin gadget. Knows all about Rolex but mostly posts in the £50 watch thread. Hates muzzles and reckons Nige is the only way out of the LabLibCon establishment that's delivering this country to hell in a handcart.
Work colleagues don't tend to notice the handmade suits straining round his paunch. It's 12yrs old now but handmade is handmade and off the peg is for proles. At home he has some really peaty whisky that he unsuccessfully persuades himself that he enjoys.
Mo at the Kohi Nor on Friends and Family. Vapes.
Holy crap that is nail. head. You are truly the Prophet Mohelpdesk. An IT contractor he knows how to maximise income from divvies. It allowed him to get an Elise at 24 whilst that lot were still out ruining their lives on partying and girls. Still a virgin but loves track days. Hopes to marshall one day.
After meeting a girl online he got married in Moss Bros, had a kid and got a divorce within 3yrs. Snake with tits now lives in the house whilst he's in an appartment overlooking Waitrose in Leighton Buzzard. All the consoles and a huge DVD collection housed in black shelving. Filthy carpets.
The boy now comes over every other weekends and our man wants him to get into karting but he's not interested. Doesn't seem interested in the leased Golf either and can't wait to go home to mum.
Talks about pulling the trigger on the latest Maplin gadget. Knows all about Rolex but mostly posts in the £50 watch thread. Hates muzzles and reckons Nige is the only way out of the LabLibCon establishment that's delivering this country to hell in a handcart.
Work colleagues don't tend to notice the handmade suits straining round his paunch. It's 12yrs old now but handmade is handmade and off the peg is for proles. At home he has some really peaty whisky that he unsuccessfully persuades himself that he enjoys.
Mo at the Kohi Nor on Friends and Family. Vapes.
Edited by TKF on Friday 16th January 22:14
Come on you middleys!!
worked from the age of about six onwards, buying and selling in the school tuck shop, progressing into fags and locally distributed porn by the age of nine.
Had 3 jobs while a teenager, topping the money up on weekends by washing thirty cars on a Sunday.
Left home at 15, after graduating from uni with degrees in everything from science to engineering. Bought a flat with cash saved from the earlier jobs and interest gained.
Had so many women, usually the ones who like knitted jumpers.
Sold flat at 18 for a hefty sum and uses the money to buy a three bed with a ten year mortgage. Extends and renovates and flips it for another hefty sum.
Continues on the property ladder and is now 30. Lives in a five bed with nineteen 300 plus year old oaks surrounding the property which is slightly set back from the cheaper houses along the mews. Has 8 years left on the mortgage, a large pension and another extension and complete renovation on the go, has six rental properties. Wears a Patek phillipe as a daily beater, hates the likes of hublot which are chav crap.
With all this wealth and a passion for cars you'd expect to see a vast collection in his ph garage, but no, a k reg Volvo and a p reg jag and that's it. Shrewd investors don't waste money on cars you know. Although when some investments reach maturity (about two years) an f40 is definitely on the cards.
Had 3 jobs while a teenager, topping the money up on weekends by washing thirty cars on a Sunday.
Left home at 15, after graduating from uni with degrees in everything from science to engineering. Bought a flat with cash saved from the earlier jobs and interest gained.
Had so many women, usually the ones who like knitted jumpers.
Sold flat at 18 for a hefty sum and uses the money to buy a three bed with a ten year mortgage. Extends and renovates and flips it for another hefty sum.
Continues on the property ladder and is now 30. Lives in a five bed with nineteen 300 plus year old oaks surrounding the property which is slightly set back from the cheaper houses along the mews. Has 8 years left on the mortgage, a large pension and another extension and complete renovation on the go, has six rental properties. Wears a Patek phillipe as a daily beater, hates the likes of hublot which are chav crap.
With all this wealth and a passion for cars you'd expect to see a vast collection in his ph garage, but no, a k reg Volvo and a p reg jag and that's it. Shrewd investors don't waste money on cars you know. Although when some investments reach maturity (about two years) an f40 is definitely on the cards.
Edited by m3jappa on Thursday 25th June 22:28
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