Any C of E bods answer me a question please?

Any C of E bods answer me a question please?

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wildcat45

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8,076 posts

190 months

Tuesday 20th January 2015
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How are vicars chosen for a parish?

I go to church only occasionally and notice our vicar has moved on. The curate is standing in.

I guess it would be a plumb job for the right person. Nice busy parish.

So how do they recruit a new vicar and what timescale?

Gargamel

15,011 posts

262 months

Tuesday 20th January 2015
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wildcat45 said:
How are vicars chosen for a parish?

I go to church only occasionally and notice our vicar has moved on. The curate is standing in.

I guess it would be a plumb job for the right person. Nice busy parish.

So how do they recruit a new vicar and what timescale?
I think usually appointed by the Bishop, and perhaps the local Laity having a chance to comment. But not by the Parish itself.

Can be six months to a year to appoint.


DrTre

12,955 posts

233 months

Tuesday 20th January 2015
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In a fight to the death.

wildcat45

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8,076 posts

190 months

Tuesday 20th January 2015
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Cheers for that. There's a young guy I know who is a vicar - married us did my Dads funeral - who would fit the job perfectly. I was wondering if it would be in order to suggest him.

A top bloke who would really stir the parish up - in a good way.

jdw100

4,126 posts

165 months

Tuesday 20th January 2015
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How much does it pay, do you still get a free house these days?

I might apply!

Do you still have to believe in all that god stuff or is that optional?

Can I have Sunday off?

Ganglandboss

8,308 posts

204 months

Tuesday 20th January 2015
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DrTre said:
In a fight to the death.
shoutVICAR FIGHT!

Gargamel

15,011 posts

262 months

Tuesday 20th January 2015
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wildcat45 said:
Cheers for that. There's a young guy I know who is a vicar - married us did my Dads funeral - who would fit the job perfectly. I was wondering if it would be in order to suggest him.

A top bloke who would really stir the parish up - in a good way.
I guess you write to the Bish and see what happens

R_U_LOCAL

2,681 posts

209 months

Tuesday 20th January 2015
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DrTre said:
In a fight to the death.
Not to the death, but it's a little known fact that applicants for parish vicar vacancies are expected to strip to the waist and compete with each other in a round robin competition of oily Greco-Roman wrestling.

It'w why there still aren't many female vicars.

Bishops, however - that's a fight to the death. Don't ever pick a fight with a Bishop. They're dangerous.

StevieBee

12,933 posts

256 months

Tuesday 20th January 2015
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Positions are advertised, normally in the Church Times.

Applications are made to the relevant Diocese office and applicants shortlisted.

Shortlisted applicants are then interviewed by Church Wardens and or other similar people and they select the one they'd like which is then sanctioned by the Bishop.

J4CKO

41,641 posts

201 months

Tuesday 20th January 2015
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wildcat45 said:
Cheers for that. There's a young guy I know who is a vicar - married us did my Dads funeral - who would fit the job perfectly. I was wondering if it would be in order to suggest him.

A top bloke who would really stir the parish up - in a good way.
Do you attend Church regularly ?

mildmannered

1,231 posts

154 months

Tuesday 20th January 2015
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R_U_LOCAL said:
Don't ever pick a fight with a Bishop. They're dangerous.
Only diagonally...

jdw100

4,126 posts

165 months

Tuesday 20th January 2015
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R_U_LOCAL said:
Not to the death, but it's a little known fact that applicants for parish vicar vacancies are expected to strip to the waist and compete with each other in a round robin competition of oily Greco-Roman wrestling.

It'w why there still aren't many female vicars.

Bishops, however - that's a fight to the death. Don't ever pick a fight with a Bishop. They're dangerous.
See that's why I love PH - you learn something new everyday!

When I pick fights with the clergy in future I'm definitely going to pick those lower down the chain than Bishop.

Ganglandboss

8,308 posts

204 months

Tuesday 20th January 2015
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jdw100 said:
R_U_LOCAL said:
Not to the death, but it's a little known fact that applicants for parish vicar vacancies are expected to strip to the waist and compete with each other in a round robin competition of oily Greco-Roman wrestling.

It'w why there still aren't many female vicars.

Bishops, however - that's a fight to the death. Don't ever pick a fight with a Bishop. They're dangerous.
See that's why I love PH - you learn something new everyday!

When I pick fights with the clergy in future I'm definitely going to pick those lower down the chain than Bishop.


Chris Bryant MP, from his days in the Anglican church, prepares to contest the position of Youth Chaplain in Peterborough.

Robatr0n

12,362 posts

217 months

Tuesday 20th January 2015
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R_U_LOCAL said:
Don't ever pick a fight with a Bishop. They're dangerous.
Yeah make sure you don't bash the Bishop. Well, certainly not in public atleast...

SilverSixer

8,202 posts

152 months

Tuesday 20th January 2015
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Say a vicar is total crap at his job, congregation dries up, church has to close. Is he then put on the "bench" on full pay until he gets another vicarship somewhere else?

Another one: when you graduate from vicar university, are you paid until such time as you get your own church to preach in?

Is this a job for life, no risk, full pay from graduation to retirement (and maybe beyond), no questions asked? I know you can be de-frocked for being naughty naughty, but can you get the bullet for just not being very good at it?

Gargamel

15,011 posts

262 months

Tuesday 20th January 2015
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SilverSixer said:
Say a vicar is total crap at his job, congregation dries up, church has to close. Is he then put on the "bench" on full pay until he gets another vicarship somewhere else?

Another one: when you graduate from vicar university, are you paid until such time as you get your own church to preach in?

Is this a job for life, no risk, full pay from graduation to retirement (and maybe beyond), no questions asked? I know you can be de-frocked for being naughty naughty, but can you get the bullet for just not being very good at it?
CofE is one of the few places places that still occasionally "promotes" people.

So a Parish Vicar, who is losing the flock, is usually offered another role (often at diosecan level or at the catherdral) where they don't have so much public contact ... or the go into a flying vicar role, providing short term cover)



wolfracesonic

7,024 posts

128 months

Tuesday 20th January 2015
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mildmannered said:
R_U_LOCAL said:
Don't ever pick a fight with a Bishop. They're dangerous.
Only diagonally...
Very subtlelaugh

wildcat45

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8,076 posts

190 months

Tuesday 20th January 2015
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J4CKO said:
Do you attend Church regularly ?
Now and then. It comes and goes and depends on the priest. I know I shouldn't look at it that way but if you get the right vicar a place can be Transformed.

My wife is a non believer but the guy I was talking about even got her involved in church activities from the angle of helping the community neighbours etc rather than religion.


Our recently retired vicar was a nice enough guy but I didn't really gell with him so attended less and less.

Edited by wildcat45 on Tuesday 20th January 21:08

R_U_LOCAL

2,681 posts

209 months

Tuesday 20th January 2015
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jdw100 said:
See that's why I love PH - you learn something new everyday!

When I pick fights with the clergy in future I'm definitely going to pick those lower down the chain than Bishop.
You could always kick Bishop Brennan up the arse:



The Turbonator

2,792 posts

152 months

Tuesday 20th January 2015
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How does one become a vicar? Serious question.

Always wondered, although it does appear to be quite a relaxing job, I'm an atheist, so hardly think I would be suitable.