Things you always wanted to know the answer to [Vol. 3]

Things you always wanted to know the answer to [Vol. 3]

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Eddie Strohacker

3,879 posts

87 months

Monday 10th July 2017
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Willy Nilly said:
How do lessor nations that don't drink tea actually function?
I think they pass the time learning to spell.

RATATTAK

11,237 posts

190 months

Monday 10th July 2017
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Eddie Strohacker said:
Willy Nilly said:
How do lessor nations that don't drink tea actually function?
I think they pass the time learning to spell.
rofl and looking at property

schmunk

4,399 posts

126 months

Monday 10th July 2017
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RATATTAK said:
Eddie Strohacker said:
Willy Nilly said:
How do lessor nations that don't drink tea actually function?
I think they pass the time learning to spell.
rofl and looking at property
Proper tea?

Wiccan of Darkness

1,847 posts

84 months

Monday 10th July 2017
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Frimley111R said:
Ah, I always wondered how things like Meercats can eat a scorpion without dying from its poison
They bite off the stinger. Then eat the crunchy bits.

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

168 months

Monday 10th July 2017
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schmunk said:
RATATTAK said:
Eddie Strohacker said:
Willy Nilly said:
How do lessor nations that don't drink tea actually function?
I think they pass the time learning to spell.
rofl and looking at property
Proper tea?
Wil you all be sending me a NIP in the post for my spelling crime?

schmunk

4,399 posts

126 months

Monday 10th July 2017
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Willy Nilly said:
schmunk said:
RATATTAK said:
Eddie Strohacker said:
Willy Nilly said:
How do lessor nations that don't drink tea actually function?
I think they pass the time learning to spell.
rofl and looking at property
Proper tea?
Wil you all be sending me a NIP in the post for my spelling crime?
Were they'res a will theirs a whey.



Edit: damnit, my phone autocorrected "wil" a second time (after I'd already manually corrected it back) - seriously, how do people manage to misspell stuff?

Edited by schmunk on Monday 10th July 19:51

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

168 months

Monday 10th July 2017
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schmunk said:
Willy Nilly said:
schmunk said:
RATATTAK said:
Eddie Strohacker said:
Willy Nilly said:
How do lessor nations that don't drink tea actually function?
I think they pass the time learning to spell.
rofl and looking at property
Proper tea?
Wil you all be sending me a NIP in the post for my spelling crime?
Were they'res a will theirs a whey.
Points too?

A.J.M

7,938 posts

187 months

Monday 10th July 2017
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Where can i get a proper working can opener.

Both the house one, and the work one are ste and are metal but with a plastic handle/turner.

Which breaks.

I want a proper one that can put in the service like my parents one did.

Speed 3

4,622 posts

120 months

Monday 10th July 2017
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A.J.M said:
Where can i get a proper working can opener.

Both the house one, and the work one are ste and are metal but with a plastic handle/turner.

Which breaks.

I want a proper one that can put in the service like my parents one did.
You mean this one:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Brabantia-Classic-Opener-...


gobuddygo

1,387 posts

186 months

Tuesday 11th July 2017
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A.J.M said:
Where can i get a proper working can opener.

Both the house one, and the work one are ste and are metal but with a plastic handle/turner.

Which breaks.

I want a proper one that can put in the service like my parents one did.
I bought £2 from Morrisons been the best opener ever.

DRFC1879

3,440 posts

158 months

Tuesday 11th July 2017
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gobuddygo said:
A.J.M said:
I bought £2 from Morrisons been the best opener ever.
I thought Michael Vaughan was pretty handy though.

FiF

44,226 posts

252 months

Tuesday 11th July 2017
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Eddie Strohacker said:
kowalski655 said:
At what large size or slow speed does a HGV's load need a police escort?
Just drove by a double wide caravan taking up 80% of a single carriage way A road, going at about 2 mph, everyone going the opposite direction had to pull right over and there was a long queue behind it.
There was an escort van but at what point,if any, would cops need to be involved?
And what authority do the escort van have to make people move over?
If I didn't want to jam my car into a hedge to allow them to pass, can they make me? And if they meet an HGV on the narrower twisty bits,there will be carnage!
Special types general orders. Some gen if you've lost the will to live.

http://www.transportsfriend.org/abnormal/category....
Further to that I think you'll find that different force areas appear to have different protocols, e.g. Derbyshire is different from Cheshire is different from etc etc.


Cheshire requirements where private or self escort vehicles required to be present

Dimensions

(a) Single carriageways · · Over 4.115mts (13ft 6ins) in width or 27.43m (90ft) overall length.

(b) Dual carriageways · · · Over 4.115mts wide (13ft 6ins) or 27.43mts long (90ft) over 80tonnes in weight

(c) Motorways · · · Over 4.6mts wide (15ft 2ins) or 32.6mts long (107ft) or 130tonnes in weight

Derbyshire private /self escort required for

M1 Motorway and A50: Width - over 4.6m wide Weight - over 130 tonnes Length - over 30.5m long

All other roads: Width - over 4.1m wide Weight - over 100 tonnes Length - over 30.5m overall length

Also there are different rules for notification periods too. Just a couple of examples.

It seems neither provide abnormal load escorts except where deemed necessary, e.g. certain STGO loads, or needs to be a contravention of a road traffic regulation or if specifically requested. If so it must be paid for and only provided using approved and paid for rest day overtime.



We get a lot of wide caravan transport round our way, and the norm seems to be that unless the transporter company have their own escorts then there is no escort vehicle on motorway and dual carriageway roads which is ok with the rules. As soon as they get to the single carriageway, they are met by an escort vehicle from the caravan dealer/ site who then takes them the rest of the way. If you meet them on the many single track roads, it's tough tit, you back up and ram your vehicle up a bank or into a field entrance. Sometimes the transporters doesn't wait for the escort vehicle down the single carriageway and with overhangs well above the legislation limit it makes for interesting encounters, especially as the buggers don't seem to slow down much.

As for those lovable caravan dwelling scamps, not unknown for them just to hitch up a 43x13 footer to the back of a pickup and motor slowly weaving down the road. Nobody ever says anything.

valiant

10,343 posts

161 months

Tuesday 11th July 2017
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Watching the quite lovely Ms Konta play tennis at that there Wimbledon and always wondered what the army are doing there.

Noticed it for years now, I may have seen RAF peeps there as well. What gives? Is it a traditional thing? Does the LTA pay for them to be there or is it a voluntary freebie for the squaddies?

Seem to hang about in a formalish uniform acting like security when there's a break in play. I thought this was what G4S were paid handsomely for.

MartG

20,706 posts

205 months

Tuesday 11th July 2017
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As a kid I always wondered why the BBC always listed the cartoon 'Top Cat' as 'Boss Cat'...

Now I know smile

"When the cartoon was shown on British television in the 1960s and 1970s the title was changed to Boss Cat because there was a brand of cat food named Top Cat. However, the theme song and show's dialogue remained unchanged and contained countless mentions of "Top Cat", making the title change pointless."

kowalski655

14,686 posts

144 months

Tuesday 11th July 2017
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FiF said:
Eddie Strohacker said:
kowalski655 said:
At what large size or slow speed does a HGV's load need a police escort?
Just drove by a double wide caravan taking up 80% of a single carriage way A road, going at about 2 mph, everyone going the opposite direction had to pull right over and there was a long queue behind it.
There was an escort van but at what point,if any, would cops need to be involved?
And what authority do the escort van have to make people move over?
If I didn't want to jam my car into a hedge to allow them to pass, can they make me? And if they meet an HGV on the narrower twisty bits,there will be carnage!
Special types general orders. Some gen if you've lost the will to live.

http://www.transportsfriend.org/abnormal/category....
Further to that I think you'll find that different force areas appear to have different protocols, e.g. Derbyshire is different from Cheshire is different from etc etc.


Cheshire requirements where private or self escort vehicles required to be present

Dimensions

(a) Single carriageways · · Over 4.115mts (13ft 6ins) in width or 27.43m (90ft) overall length.

(b) Dual carriageways · · · Over 4.115mts wide (13ft 6ins) or 27.43mts long (90ft) over 80tonnes in weight

(c) Motorways · · · Over 4.6mts wide (15ft 2ins) or 32.6mts long (107ft) or 130tonnes in weight

Derbyshire private /self escort required for

M1 Motorway and A50: Width - over 4.6m wide Weight - over 130 tonnes Length - over 30.5m long

All other roads: Width - over 4.1m wide Weight - over 100 tonnes Length - over 30.5m overall length

Also there are different rules for notification periods too. Just a couple of examples.

It seems neither provide abnormal load escorts except where deemed necessary, e.g. certain STGO loads, or needs to be a contravention of a road traffic regulation or if specifically requested. If so it must be paid for and only provided using approved and paid for rest day overtime.



We get a lot of wide caravan transport round our way, and the norm seems to be that unless the transporter company have their own escorts then there is no escort vehicle on motorway and dual carriageway roads which is ok with the rules. As soon as they get to the single carriageway, they are met by an escort vehicle from the caravan dealer/ site who then takes them the rest of the way. If you meet them on the many single track roads, it's tough tit, you back up and ram your vehicle up a bank or into a field entrance. Sometimes the transporters doesn't wait for the escort vehicle down the single carriageway and with overhangs well above the legislation limit it makes for interesting encounters, especially as the buggers don't seem to slow down much.

As for those lovable caravan dwelling scamps, not unknown for them just to hitch up a 43x13 footer to the back of a pickup and motor slowly weaving down the road. Nobody ever says anything.
Thanks for that info. In my case it looks like just notification was needed, although I'm surprised cops didn't have something to say, considering the narrow and twisty roads...but with so many caravan parks around here I suppose it isn't worth the effort.
What might have happened if I refused to pull over though? I'm on MY side of the road so ,apart from me being lynched by the people stuck in the ensuing traffic jam, shirley they can't make me move!

And as for the Caravan Utilising Nomadic Travellers, of course no one does anything to them, regardless frown

cylon

112 posts

112 months

Wednesday 12th July 2017
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Why is it every time I get a takeaway lamb/chicken curry from a restaurant, I feel full up after eating a few bites, there is only ever 5-6 pieces of meat at most.

I can make a kilo of lamb curry at home for two days and never feel full up!

Anyone notice that? What do they add.

jet_noise

5,664 posts

183 months

Wednesday 12th July 2017
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cylon said:
Why is it every time I get a takeaway lamb/chicken curry from a restaurant, I feel full up after eating a few bites, there is only ever 5-6 pieces of meat at most.

I can make a kilo of lamb curry at home for two days and never feel full up!

Anyone notice that? What do they add.
Fat, sugar, salt, lager.

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

136 months

Wednesday 12th July 2017
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jet_noise said:
cylon said:
Why is it every time I get a takeaway lamb/chicken curry from a restaurant, I feel full up after eating a few bites, there is only ever 5-6 pieces of meat at most.

I can make a kilo of lamb curry at home for two days and never feel full up!

Anyone notice that? What do they add.
Fat, sugar, salt, lager.
Poppadoms and pickle tray.
Starters that are larger than the average ready meal.
Naan Bread the size of Dorset.

Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

262 months

Thursday 13th July 2017
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How can motorcycle engines seem to be developed almost at the drop of a hat sometimes for individual models, while car engines are invariably spread across multiple models and even manufacturers in order to control costs?

Nothingtoseehere

7,379 posts

155 months

Thursday 13th July 2017
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I reckon I have the answer to bringing gun violence down across the world.
I have an idea but not sure its practical.
I want to take credit for it if its successful.
Where do I start?
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