Things you always wanted to know the answer to [Vol. 3]

Things you always wanted to know the answer to [Vol. 3]

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Roofless Toothless

5,678 posts

133 months

Friday 27th October 2017
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glazbagun said:
Has there ever been a serious attempt to codify a method of arguing?

I guess there's peer review, but I'm thinking of two people sitting down and hashing out their differences until there is a logical and mutually agreed conclusion that doesn't allow for the same old things to be dragged up even if previously argued to death (as happens on NP&E, for instance).
Oh yes there has ...

grumbledoak

31,548 posts

234 months

Friday 27th October 2017
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Roofless Toothless said:
Oh yes there has ...
hehe

Ayahuasca

27,427 posts

280 months

Friday 27th October 2017
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glazbagun said:
Has there ever been a serious attempt to codify a method of arguing?

I guess there's peer review, but I'm thinking of two people sitting down and hashing out their differences until there is a logical and mutually agreed conclusion that doesn't allow for the same old things to be dragged up even if previously argued to death (as happens on NP&E, for instance).
Marital counselling.

Exige77

6,518 posts

192 months

Friday 27th October 2017
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a

439 posts

85 months

Friday 27th October 2017
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Why do some people say Ovlov instead of Volvo?

I've seen it a few times on PH, and I sometimes see a local V70 that has "OVLOV" stuck on in silver Halfords-style letters.

MartG

20,694 posts

205 months

Friday 27th October 2017
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a said:
Why do some people say Ovlov instead of Volvo?

I've seen it a few times on PH, and I sometimes see a local V70 that has "OVLOV" stuck on in silver Halfords-style letters.
Because those seriously starved of amusement think it is funny to alter the names of things - like calling ParcelForce ParcelFarce and Halfords Halfrauds etc. frown

TheLordJohn

5,746 posts

147 months

Friday 27th October 2017
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MartG said:
Like calling ParcelForce, ParcelFarce
DHL - Delayed Held-up and Lost
UPS - Useless Parcel Services

a

439 posts

85 months

Friday 27th October 2017
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MartG said:
Because those seriously starved of amusement think it is funny to alter the names of things - like calling ParcelForce ParcelFarce and Halfords Halfrauds etc. frown
But they kinda make sense - farce/fraud. What is Ovlov is meant to mean? I've never seen anyone speak about their iadnuyh or ehcsrop...

Dan_1981

17,403 posts

200 months

Friday 27th October 2017
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a said:
MartG said:
Because those seriously starved of amusement think it is funny to alter the names of things - like calling ParcelForce ParcelFarce and Halfords Halfrauds etc. frown
But they kinda make sense - farce/fraud. What is Ovlov is meant to mean? I've never seen anyone speak about their iadnuyh or ehcsrop...
It's Volvo backwards.

When one approaches you from behind it's what you see in your rear view mirror.

Hilarious.

Bookface.

Ferrari International Assistance.

Shirley.


Oh how I laughed.

Halmyre

11,215 posts

140 months

Friday 27th October 2017
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a said:
MartG said:
Because those seriously starved of amusement think it is funny to alter the names of things - like calling ParcelForce ParcelFarce and Halfords Halfrauds etc. https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/formatting.htmfrown
But they kinda make sense - farce/fraud. What is Ovlov is meant to mean? I've never seen anyone speak about their iadnuyh or ehcsrop...
I've seen Escorts converted to SCROTE.

Johnspex

4,343 posts

185 months

Friday 27th October 2017
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Dan_1981 said:
It's Volvo backwards.

When one approaches you from behind it's what you see in your rear view mirror.

Hilarious.

Bookface.

Ferrari International Assistance.

Shirley.


Oh how I laughed.
Not forgetting the hilarious Fleabay, Daily Fail/Wail, Scumtree,
Funny the first time amusing the second, after that they're just copying somebody else and appearing pathetic and stupid.
By far my favourite is shirley. Now you can't tell if the writer is trying to be funny or if they're really stupid. It's always a good sign if they post it in a "serious" thread.I saw it just the other day in a thread about Tom Petty's death. Surely no-one would be so crass as to put a joke in a thread about someone's death so one must conclude the writer really thinks that's how surely is spelled.

ambuletz

10,754 posts

182 months

Friday 27th October 2017
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do matches expire?

i have some matches that are probably about 5-6 years old AND some matches from NAMCO in westminster that are easily over 10years old. tried both on their respective lighting strips and none of them lighted up!!

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

136 months

Friday 27th October 2017
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Johnspex said:
Not forgetting the hilarious Fleabay, Daily Fail/Wail, Scumtree,
Funny the first time amusing the second, after that they're just copying somebody else and appearing pathetic and stupid.
By far my favourite is shirley. Now you can't tell if the writer is trying to be funny or if they're really stupid. It's always a good sign if they post it in a "serious" thread.I saw it just the other day in a thread about Tom Petty's death. Shirley no-one would be so crass as to put a joke in a thread about someone's death so one must conclude the writer really thinks that's how surely is spelled.
FTFY.

MartG

20,694 posts

205 months

Friday 27th October 2017
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ambuletz said:
do matches expire?

i have some matches that are probably about 5-6 years old AND some matches from NAMCO in westminster that are easily over 10years old. tried both on their respective lighting strips and none of them lighted up!!
Are they at all damp ?

ambuletz

10,754 posts

182 months

Friday 27th October 2017
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MartG said:
ambuletz said:
do matches expire?

i have some matches that are probably about 5-6 years old AND some matches from NAMCO in westminster that are easily over 10years old. tried both on their respective lighting strips and none of them lighted up!!
Are they at all damp ?
dunno, i dont think they are. instead of lighting they just ground away. but i could still smell the burning matchstick smell. oh well.

singlecoil

33,700 posts

247 months

Friday 27th October 2017
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Sword fights. In films the opponents bash their swords against each other's until one of them drives his sword through the other's body. Nobody ever seem to think of slashing the other's sword arm to disable them. What would happen in a real sword fight?

227bhp

10,203 posts

129 months

Friday 27th October 2017
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schmunk said:
227bhp said:
Why are so many people on PH obsessed with talking about going to the toilet?
For example...?
Seriously, 4yrs and you never noticed? The search facility shows 20254 threads on PH about toilets, you want me to list them all for you?!

Johnspex

4,343 posts

185 months

Saturday 28th October 2017
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talksthetorque said:
FTFY.
Well, that was really funny. What is your copy of the Daily Fail delivered?

48k

13,115 posts

149 months

Saturday 28th October 2017
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Johnspex said:
talksthetorque said:
FTFY.
Well, that was really funny. What is your copy of the Daily Fail delivered?
Someone called "talksthetorque" taking the piss out of lame word substitution? scratchchin

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

136 months

Saturday 28th October 2017
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Johnspex said:
Well, that was really funny. What is your copy of the Daily Fail delivered?
Hmmm. Coherernt sentences are elusive little buggers aren’t they?

48k said:
Someone called "talksthetorque" taking the piss out of lame word substitution? scratchchin
Talksthetorque taking the piss out of people who have an issue with the repetition of word substitution. wink

By Johnspex’s ‘rules’ a joke would only ever be able to be told once. Just in case someone had heard it before.
Surely (just for you John) that wouldn’t work.

‘It’s good but it’s not right’

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