How lewd is your current task?

[BritishRacinGrin]

I spend quite a lot of time sweating over flanges.

[eldar]

I've been 'updating' the caustic scrubber this week.

[CrutyRammers]

I'm mating my front-end to somebody else's back-end.

[zedx19]

I design things that resist being sucked off.

[Council Baby]

I'm riding a big red thing with some black dude.

[P5Nij]

Twiddling knobs and floppy levers whilst worrying about dodgy flanges beneath me...

Train driver

[uncinquesei]

Ganglandboss said:

I'm currently choking the chicken!

(I don't work in a slaughter house - I work from home, so I'm frantically masturbating)

[Bit of a Unit]

Currently admiring a massive erection

[schmunk]

I'm fingering Adele a Dell.

[GetCarter]

I've been employing blokes to slide and blow in front of me, in front of a huge organ. And I filmed them and paid them for doing it.

http://stevecarter.com/random/GordonSolo.mov

[Japveesix]

Had to trim back a big bush earlier and then waved my tool about in front of some erect members.

[dmitsi]

I've been doing a lube survey, includes a bit of blow by work. Mounted some poles quite high earlier so my pipes could reach around.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

I'm right behind her. I'm inside at the moment, but not for long, and when I've finished her arse will be completely covered!

(I'm in an office writing a risk management procedure for a female company owner. I'll be finished soon and I'll leave the office, and if she follows the procedures there will be no chance of anyone claiming against her for negligence).

[Mobile Chicane]

I'm stroking my pussy.

(I rescue cats.)

[Rickyy]

Today, I went into a house with four young women. I smashed some holes, ripped apart a few boxes and gave some pipework a damn good flushing. I drilled the big box against the kitchen wall, then the smaller, neater box against the wall in the hallway. Then when I was finished, I lobbed a load of muck in the holes.

[Watchman]

I'm holding my pole in the kitchen window and the neighbours are laughing.


[My Polish wife is standing on the kitchen work surface attempting to put the blinds back up. I'm playing a supporting role]

[Mr Happy]

I used my fingers all day long.

[miniman]

Promoting something that lets you keep both hands free whilst it sucks furiously.

[Plastic chicken]

Today I asked a lady where she wanted the Siemens & she pointed to the appropriate orifice.

(Delivering a kitchen appliance).

[Agrispeed]

Touched some tits, and then sepetated some 'girls' off so a man in waterproof trousers could shove his hand up thier bum...