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Recipe:
One banana.
Tin of tuna flakes in brine.
Packet of wet wipes.
Icing sugar.
Packet of cheap condoms.
A picture of a hunk with his top off.
A picture of Jimmy Savile.
Open the tin of tuna and drain the juices into a measuring jug.
Mix up with some icing sugar to a runny 'sauce'.
Take one condom, apply to the banana, dip in the sauce and leave to dry.
Take three wet wipes, dip in the sauce, scrunch up and leave to dry.
Take the picture of the hunk and bond to the picture of Jimmy Savile, using a slightly thicker tuna/brine/icing sugar mixture, ensure that the images remain largely visible.
Collect all the items together.
Pack the locker full of bags,coats, allowing only for the prepared items to be forced in at the front.
Await the cascade of masturbatory and penetratory paraphernalia.
One banana.
Tin of tuna flakes in brine.
Packet of wet wipes.
Icing sugar.
Packet of cheap condoms.
A picture of a hunk with his top off.
A picture of Jimmy Savile.
Open the tin of tuna and drain the juices into a measuring jug.
Mix up with some icing sugar to a runny 'sauce'.
Take one condom, apply to the banana, dip in the sauce and leave to dry.
Take three wet wipes, dip in the sauce, scrunch up and leave to dry.
Take the picture of the hunk and bond to the picture of Jimmy Savile, using a slightly thicker tuna/brine/icing sugar mixture, ensure that the images remain largely visible.
Collect all the items together.
Pack the locker full of bags,coats, allowing only for the prepared items to be forced in at the front.
Await the cascade of masturbatory and penetratory paraphernalia.
Monkeylegend said:
Take a photo of him and stick a copy on the inside of the door of every locker. That should freak him out, and he should get the message not to mess with a mans locker.
This. Lets him know you know, but doesn't have the downsides of some of the other ideas (arrest, covering yourself in dye etc.).RobinBanks said:
mph1977 said:
LordJammy said:
Bricks of white powder that upon laboratory testing turn out to be harmless.
you do realise PWITS can be charged even if the product isn;t a drug ?1: Remove the handle.
2: Use insulating tape and nylon (e.g. numberplate) bolts to reattach the handle so it's isolated from the door.
3: Wire a big, charged, fk off capacitor to the handle.
4: Close the locker using insulated pliers.
5: Hide nearby and await the flash/scream (or rig up video surveillance).
Tip: don't forget the locker's booby trapped.
2: Use insulating tape and nylon (e.g. numberplate) bolts to reattach the handle so it's isolated from the door.
3: Wire a big, charged, fk off capacitor to the handle.
4: Close the locker using insulated pliers.
5: Hide nearby and await the flash/scream (or rig up video surveillance).
Tip: don't forget the locker's booby trapped.
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