Riskier than?

[8Ace]

a motherfker?

[Nezquick]

playing "I have never" with your parents.

[schmunk]

Nezquick said:

playing "I have never" with your parents.

playing Strip "I have never" with your parents.

[Hoofy]

ReallyReallyGood said:

On second thoughts, perhaps rape/child exploitation not the way to go at a wedding.

Riskier than rape or child exploitation jokes at a wedding.

[240Cup]

Oh Gawd.....!

Can't use any of those apart from the Russian roulette one which is a maybe ...!

Any more??

[Hoofy]

Taking a stroll through Iraq just wearing Stars and Stripes pants?

[mybrainhurts]

Lighting a fart in an oxygen tent...









BOO BOOM

[mybrainhurts]

Delivering bacon to ISIS...

[R8VXF]

Asterix said:

..actually playing 'Cards Against Humanity' with Jimmy Saville.

fking love that game! Not particularly down with js though...

[davepoth]

"... me making a joke about his new mother in law"?

[dudleybloke]

Riskier than going down on the bride after her hen-night.

Edited by dudleybloke on Thursday 5th March 01:41

[davhill]

Answering the "does my bum look big in this?" question with a yes.

[Scousefella]

Riskier than letting Adam Johnson give an autograph to your daughter?

[grumbledoak]

dudleybloke said:

Riskier than going down on the bride after her hen-night.

[Snozzwangler]

Riskier than an unprotected African sex holiday.

[schmunk]

Snozzwangler said:

Riskier than an unprotected African sex holiday.

ATOL or ABTA?

[schmunk]

Snozzwangler said:

Riskier than an unprotected African sex holiday.

ATOL or ABTA?

[R1gtr]

Riskier than a swim at Michael Barrymore's......

[BoRED S2upid]

It needs to be a bit more personal. What does the groom do for a living? Where are they going on honeymoon? Some of the above may be very appropriate. And what's all this you can't use any of those? Of course you can what kind of best man are you!

[Matt_N]

"Trying to crack an awkward joke during a best man's speach"