Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 26)

[Adenauer]

That Dog has a Penis like a Foot.

[NoVetec]

Adenauer said:

That Dog has a Penis like a Foot.

[Mr Roper]

NoVetec said:

Adenauer said:

That Dog has a Penis like a Foot.

It's a 'Fock'

[pad58]

She sleeps peacefully.

[Spiffing]

A friend is panicking as we are going to a restaurant with us tomorrow and we didn't realise it is down three floors and has only got a spiral staircase. She is so scared of these that it takes her at least 30 seconds for each step.

[ali_kat]

Just showing my face, as I've been told to

nameless said:

go back to the lounge and try and upset folks think most are getting fed up with you.

So, please can you let me have suggestions on how to upset you all?

Apart from ApOrbital, we all know how to upset him (ETA) - he throws his toys out of the pram when the fence isn't looked after

Edited by ali_kat on Thursday 3rd December 13:45

[Justayellowbadge]

ali_kat said:

Just showing my face, as I've been told to

nameless said:

go back to the lounge and try and upset folks think most are getting fed up with you.

Gosh, that's a chilli reception.

[hidetheelephants]

DickyC said:

Time for SAC. And today's self awarded compensation is... A Bacon Sandwich!!

There are few first world vicissitudes that life can throw at you that can't be adequately mitigated by a lamination of sliced baked goods and cured pig.

The word of the day is foudroyant.

[Impasse]

hidetheelephants said:

The word of the day is foudroyant.

Isn't that something to do with HMS Pinafore?

[hidetheelephants]

Spiffing said:

A friend is panicking as we are going to a restaurant with us tomorrow and we didn't realise it is down three floors and has only got a spiral staircase. She is so scared of these that it takes her at least 30 seconds for each step.

Milliways, the restaurant at the end of the universe core of the earth? Perhaps suggest a blindfold and a firm grip of the bannister.

[Adenauer]

Justayellowbadge said:

ali_kat said:

Just showing my face, as I've been told to

nameless said:

go back to the lounge and try and upset folks think most are getting fed up with you.

Gosh, that's a chilli reception.

I think they're just confused and it's all a load of Arrabiata, myself.

[Mr Roper]

He's a strange bloke.

[Iva Barchetta]

I had another disagreement with a Travis Perkins yard bloke...

He seriously expected me to queue behind 2 other lorries to deliver a 12 inch roll of veneer edging.

I'd already taken it in the shop anyway but I was just asking to drive into his yard to turn round.


So I reversed out onto West Hampstead main street.

Not dangerous at all !.....

That's 2 TP yards I'm refusing to go back to now....

[michael243]

[Iva Barchetta]

[hidetheelephants]

Iva Barchetta said:

I think young Michael is agog at your tales of logistical derring do.

[soad]

Been to Bradford today.

[DickyC]

hidetheelephants said:

There are few first world vicissitudes that life can throw at you that can't be adequately mitigated by a lamination of sliced baked goods and cured pig.

The word of the day is foudroyant.

I could never understand why ABS meant Anti Lock Brakes. It doesn't. It means A Bacon Sandwich.

[DickyC]

Derring do?

Two words of the day?

[Impasse]

DickyC said:

Derring do?

Two words of the day?

Do do?