You know you are getting old when...

[Don]

..you shave with an electric razor, tap the razor to clean it, and the resulting shavings are the colour of white pepper.

Bah.

[98elise]

When your barber spends more time sorting out the hair in/on your ears, than the top of your head

[Mastiff]

When you watch a porn film and think "fk me that bed looks comfortable".

[robm3]

When you spend more time shaving your back than your chin....

[HarryFlatters]

Your doctor is younger than you.

The F1 world champion is younger than you.

Silver pubes.

Young ladies in pubs annoy you more than they arouse you.

[walm]

When your back is so f@cked you need help tying your shoe-laces.

[RegMolehusband]

When your left foot begins to catch the full cage of your Caterham as you climb in over the top . . . .

[suthol]

A man's not old when his hair turns grey
And a man's not old when his teeth fall away
But a man know he's ready for that big nights sleep
When his mind makes appointments his body can't keep

[5potTurbo]

^^^ When ALL of these apply to me.

[Don]

when you get varifocals for the first time and can finally SEE again.

[Eric Mc]

When you realise you have seen a thread with this same title at least 10 times previously.

[Pintofbest]

^ When you're grumpy

[Dr Murdoch]

Every time you bend down to pick something up you make a weird groaning noise for no apparent reason

[Eric Mc]

Dr Murdoch said:

Every time you bend down to pick something up you make a weird groaning noise for no apparent reason

Or you remember Billy Connolly using that as part of his stand-up routine 20 years ago.

[RegMolehusband]

I think Eric is a bit grumpy this morning

[Dr Murdoch]

Eric Mc said:

Or you remember Billy Connolly using that as part of his stand-up routine 20 years ago.

Maybe I'm getting old, but I don't recall ever watching Billy Connolly

[Monkeylegend]

Dr Murdoch said:

Every time you bend down to pick something up you make a weird groaning noise for no apparent reason

I do that.

When you get a Homebase 10% off on Tuesdays card.

[EggsBenedict]

The Prime Minister is younger than you.

You get annoyed at stuff posted on an internet forum, and you don't bother with the flaming response because you know there's no point and you'll change nobody's mind.

[55palfers]

Monkeylegend said:

I do that.

When you get a Homebase 10% off on Tuesdays card.

...and 10% off at B&Q on Wednesdays.

[Jasandjules]

You see 8 year olds driving cars..... Well, they look 8 years old to you...