You know you are getting old when...

[mybrainhurts]

You fart, but you can't hear it...

[Laurel Green]

mybrainhurts said:

You fart, but you can't hear it...

That is why they made them smelly.

[mybrainhurts]

Pardon?

[Monkeylegend]

Not everybody is a knob just because they drive a Be em.

[Storer]

Monkeylegend said:

Not everybody is a knob just because they drive a Be em.

No, just the vast majority...

[227bhp]

mybrainhurts said:

227bhp said:

When you call somebody a twerp.

I'm going to look for someone to call a twerp, what a brilliant adjective.

It's a noun, you twerp...

But I'll let you off, you're obviously old....

Good Lord you're right, I am genuinely laughing at that.

[227bhp]

You know you are getting old when...

You can laugh at yourself

[Mobile Chicane]

You know you're getting old when you actually look forward to getting pyjamas for Christmas.

Fat Face (or should that be arse?) for the win.

[Cotty]

Monkeylegend said:

Not everybody is a knob just because they drive a Be em.

Not everybody is a knob just because they exist.

[mybrainhurts]

You know you're getting old when you don't care who you annoy and enjoy annoying everybody. fk off, the lot of you... ..

[Monkeylegend]

Cotty said:

Monkeylegend said:

Not everybody is a knob just because they drive a Be em.

Not everybody is a knob just because they exist.

Posted in the wrong thread, getting old

whoosh

[glenrobbo]

Bump!
Great news!
You are all almost three years older than when this thread last had a new post.


You know you are getting old when you are watching "Match of the Day" and you know all of the managers' names, but few of the players.

[Baskey]

I now make a satisfying ‘ooo’ noise when I sit down

I realise I’m worth more to my family dead than alive

Being cool is now something to be avoided (not that I know what is is anymore)

The best bit is those young tec grads that I employ are actually teaching me a thing or two. Never used to be the case but I fully embrace it !

Edited by Baskey on Sunday 9th December 00:38

Edited by Baskey on Sunday 9th December 00:46

[PositronicRay]

Baskey said:

I now make a satisfying ‘ooo’ noise when I sit down

Edited by Baskey on Sunday 9th December 00:38

Worryingly I noticed this too the other day, not sure how long or why.

I'm trying to make a deliberate effort to sit quietly before anyone else realises.

[PositronicRay]

glenrobbo said:

Bump!
Great news!
You are all almost three years older than when this thread last had a new post.


.

What about the dead ones?

[glenrobbo]

PositronicRay said:

glenrobbo said:

Bump!
Great news!
You are all almost three years older than when this thread last had a new post.


.

What about the dead ones?

They are just smellier.

( or have suffered severe heartburn! )

Edited by glenrobbo on Sunday 9th December 00:50

[glenrobbo]

Baskey said:

I now make a satisfying ‘ooo’ noise when I sit down

It's worse when try to get up again but realise you need assistance.

[Riley Blue]

glenrobbo said:

Baskey said:

I now make a satisfying ‘ooo’ noise when I sit down

It's worse when try to get up again but realise you need assistance.

Getting up is accompanied by multiple cracking sounds as seized joints 'spring' into life and it takes a couple of minutes before you're fully upright - or as near fully upright as you can manage.

[sherbertdip]

When you need to write a list of things to buy from "Tesco", but can't remember what needs to go on it, eventually the list is made then go shopping and remember you've left the list by the kettle.

[motco]

Riley Blue said:

glenrobbo said:

Baskey said:

I now make a satisfying ‘ooo’ noise when I sit down

It's worse when try to get up again but realise you need assistance.

Getting up is accompanied by multiple cracking sounds as seized joints 'spring' into life and it takes a couple of minutes before you're fully upright - or as near fully upright as you can manage.

...and you don't as much walk as shuffle about with the risk of tripping over the cat 'cos your bifocal/varifocal lenses cut off the downward periphery of vision.