You know you are getting old when...

[Laurel Green]

vxr8mate said:

When the radio is too loud.

Could you speak up please.

[PH5121]

When you listen to Radio 4 (which I have done for years)

[fatboy b]

When the noises you used to make during sex are now the ones you make getting out of bed in the morning.

[Rude-boy]

When you are about to jump out the back of an arctic and stop to think if it's really a good idea or if you shouldn't just lower yourself out.

When you ignore that stupid idea that you are too old for jumping out the back of arctics, do it, and then your back lets you know about it for the rest of the day.

[sooty61]

B.J.W said:

When a young female colleague at worked joked that giving me a blow job would be like giving one to her dad...

..you don"t bother with chat up lines and just say "give us a blow job love"

[4737 Carlin]

Rude-boy said:

When you are about to jump out the back of an arctic and stop to think if it's really a good idea or if you shouldn't just lower yourself out.

What's an arctic?

[remedy]

ZesPak said:

/thread.

I know exactly what you mean... scroll down, down, down, down...

[Frimley111R]

When you open the car do and then steady it before getting out so its:

Open the door
Make sure its going to stay open
Get out

[JONSCZ]

when this - http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-he...

[wack]

When you go into a shop and the attractive 19 year old female assistant asks you if you qualify for the discount

You say what discount and she nods to a sign, 10% off for the over 60s

Not for another 6 fking years

[davidc1]

When u start to like plain salted crisps.

[mybrainhurts]

We've done this before, I've told you once...

When scratching your legs is better than sex...

[Saddle bum]

L1OFF said:

crankedup said:

What's to eat mum, 'bread and dripping' get it down yer lad, its good for yer.

With Salt

.... and Marmite.

[anonymous-user]

When you watch Fawlty Towers and think Sybil looks like pretty OK.

[mybrainhurts]

Saddle bum said:

L1OFF said:

crankedup said:

What's to eat mum, 'bread and dripping' get it down yer lad, its good for yer.

With Salt

.... and Marmite.

.............and ice cream

[Funk]

When you realise that getting up to pee in the night is now a regular feature.

[DragsterRR]

When you see girls dressed for going out on a saturday night and your first thought is "She'll catch her death dressed like that"

And when the barber asks if you would like your eyebrows doing.

[mybrainhurts]

Funk said:

When you realise that getting up to pee in the night is now a regular feature.

Nah, it's when you pee in the night but don't get up.

[Insidious]

When pulling ear and nose hair daily

[Bradgate]

When you notice an attractive woman, then a child approaches her shouting "grandma, grandma!"