Meaningless company slogans
Discussion
bodhi said:
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I can't recall the haulier, but there is one round here with the strapline "Delivering Transportation Solutions".
I would have that having Hauliers in the name would have covered that.
I've seen that one, I half expect them to rock up, open the doors and start unloading scooters, or bikes.I can't recall the haulier, but there is one round here with the strapline "Delivering Transportation Solutions".
I would have that having Hauliers in the name would have covered that.
My bugbear, "people rule"
Yes and so what.
From The Independent:
Belfast: The new Berlin
Leeds. Live it. Love it
Nottinghamshire: 'N'
Donegal: 'Up here it's different'
Belfast: The new Berlin
Leeds. Live it. Love it
Nottinghamshire: 'N'
Donegal: 'Up here it's different'
Asterix said:
Could be worse - the could provide 'turnkey solutions'.
Please fk off over there and when you get there, fk off a bit more!
..and I'm in marketing! It's my life long aim to cut out all this bks.
How about Turkey Solutions...?Please fk off over there and when you get there, fk off a bit more!
..and I'm in marketing! It's my life long aim to cut out all this bks.
There's a series of vans that I see around here that I keep thinking are a landscaping company like my firm. The van has a picture of a tree on it, and the slogan is something like "where people flourish". Ah here we are:
As far as I can tell they provide building maintenance services, but all their vans are covered in these daft slogans about how lovely they are to their staff, rather than offer any clue on what they actually do.
As far as I can tell they provide building maintenance services, but all their vans are covered in these daft slogans about how lovely they are to their staff, rather than offer any clue on what they actually do.
Albeit not a company, Plymouth was branded "Spirit of Discovery" in 1996. This was widely adjusted on the signs by the locals to "Spirit of Disco" a possibly more apt tagline. For years visitors to the city were greeted with that announcement in large font as they approached on the A38. Since then there's been a great deal more pissing about: http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/Plymouth-rebranded... which just goes to show that the ability of local politicians to piss away citizens' hard earned taxes is the one of the few things that endure over time.
Eric Mc said:
LordGrover said:
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Eric Mc said:
LordGrover said:
Only it's true.Johnnytheboy said:
As far as I can tell they provide building maintenance services, but all their vans are covered in these daft slogans about how lovely they are to their staff, rather than offer any clue on what they actually do.
My best bet is that they are very involved in property maintenance for a Housing Association or similar.A few people I know have started to take the p out of stupid job titles recently. They have decided to take on their own and now we have the following:-
Head of Values
Head of Better
Head of Diversity, Improvement, Collaboration and Kindness (work it out )
Head of Visions
We are working on a few others...
MonkeyMatt said:
funkyrobot said:
'Vorsprung durch Technik'
'Advancement through technology', Id say this is one of the best out there, They have also stuck with it for a lot longer than most rather than keep changing there slogan. Some of the others on here are classics though!
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