The lady at work!
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Can you assist me with this insertion order?
I make small cubicles fun.
I would be happy to be your human resource.
You won’t be needing an expense report tonight.
I would like to put your consulting expertise to good use.
Are you interested in managing my account?
I’d like to make you my feature PowerPoint presentation.
If we went on a date, what do you think our profit and loss would be?
I would wager that two self-starters like ourselves would have a good time together.
I don’t think you and I will need any troubleshooting.
I’m not into cold-call sales, but I’d love to have your number.
Can I see the inside of your cubicle?
Want to play a little document distribution strip poker?
The first time I saw you, there was only word that came to mind - benchmark.
I make small cubicles fun.
I would be happy to be your human resource.
You won’t be needing an expense report tonight.
I would like to put your consulting expertise to good use.
Are you interested in managing my account?
I’d like to make you my feature PowerPoint presentation.
If we went on a date, what do you think our profit and loss would be?
I would wager that two self-starters like ourselves would have a good time together.
I don’t think you and I will need any troubleshooting.
I’m not into cold-call sales, but I’d love to have your number.
Can I see the inside of your cubicle?
Want to play a little document distribution strip poker?
The first time I saw you, there was only word that came to mind - benchmark.
soad said:
Can you assist me with this insertion order?
I make small cubicles fun.
I would be happy to be your human resource.
You won’t be needing an expense report tonight.
I would like to put your consulting expertise to good use.
Are you interested in managing my account?
I’d like to make you my feature PowerPoint presentation.
If we went on a date, what do you think our profit and loss would be?
I would wager that two self-starters like ourselves would have a good time together.
I don’t think you and I will need any troubleshooting.
I’m not into cold-call sales, but I’d love to have your number.
Can I see the inside of your cubicle?
Want to play a little document distribution strip poker?
The first time I saw you, there was only word that came to mind - benchmark.
Calm down fella, you had me at Insertion Order.I make small cubicles fun.
I would be happy to be your human resource.
You won’t be needing an expense report tonight.
I would like to put your consulting expertise to good use.
Are you interested in managing my account?
I’d like to make you my feature PowerPoint presentation.
If we went on a date, what do you think our profit and loss would be?
I would wager that two self-starters like ourselves would have a good time together.
I don’t think you and I will need any troubleshooting.
I’m not into cold-call sales, but I’d love to have your number.
Can I see the inside of your cubicle?
Want to play a little document distribution strip poker?
The first time I saw you, there was only word that came to mind - benchmark.
Morningside said:
This is what he is hoping.
You're damn right.Okay, so just before lunch a had a snoop around the area I believed she worked in. It took no longer than 5 mins to find her office. It was empty... So I thought "oh well. I tried".
Went down to the staff restaurant to grab something to eat. When I her sat at a table. At first I hesitated then thought "sod it. Let's get this done and over with".
I took a seat at her table and said afternoon. She smiled and asked whether I worked with so and so. At this point I'm thinking great. Step one accomplished.
we're talking about work for a few mins now. So I decide to drill for more information about her. By asking how her weekend was.....
"It was fine thanks. Just spent it with the kids..." I kept calm.... Just hoping she was divorced. I mean why else would there be no ring on her finger... Anyway I left it at that.
Good news - she asked if I planned on heading to the local bar after work on friday. So I guess I'll get a proper chance to interrogate gate her then!
Feeling a lot better now..... I guess
The1Driver said:
Or she just sees me as a new work buddy lol.
Either way it's job done.... Not the outcome I was expecting... But there is still hope. I guess lol.
This is not an outcome. Either way it's job done.... Not the outcome I was expecting... But there is still hope. I guess lol.
Whatever you do, do not get totally w
kered on Friday. Create an opportunity to ask her on a date tomorrow rather than drunkenly blurting out that you want to smash her back doors in on Friday. DanielSan said:
This is not an outcome.
Whatever you do, do not get totally wkered on Friday. Create an opportunity to ask her on a date tomorrow rather than drunkenly blurting out that you want to smash her back doors in on Friday.
I'm not a heavy drinker. So no chance of that happening.Whatever you do, do not get totally w
kered on Friday. Create an opportunity to ask her on a date tomorrow rather than drunkenly blurting out that you want to smash her back doors in on Friday. The1Driver said:
You're damn right.
Okay, so just before lunch a had a snoop around the area I believed she worked in. It took no longer than 5 mins to find her office. It was empty... So I thought "oh well. I tried".
Went down to the staff restaurant to grab something to eat. When I her sat at a table. At first I hesitated then thought "sod it. Let's get this done and over with".
I took a seat at her table and said afternoon. She smiled and asked whether I worked with so and so. At this point I'm thinking great. Step one accomplished.
we're talking about work for a few mins now. So I decide to drill for more information about her. By asking how her weekend was.....
"It was fine thanks. Just spent it with the kids..." I kept calm.... Just hoping she was divorced. I mean why else would there be no ring on her finger... Anyway I left it at that.
Good news - she asked if I planned on heading to the local bar after work on friday. So I guess I'll get a proper chance to interrogate gate her then!
Feeling a lot better now..... I guess
Good work.Okay, so just before lunch a had a snoop around the area I believed she worked in. It took no longer than 5 mins to find her office. It was empty... So I thought "oh well. I tried".
Went down to the staff restaurant to grab something to eat. When I her sat at a table. At first I hesitated then thought "sod it. Let's get this done and over with".
I took a seat at her table and said afternoon. She smiled and asked whether I worked with so and so. At this point I'm thinking great. Step one accomplished.
we're talking about work for a few mins now. So I decide to drill for more information about her. By asking how her weekend was.....
"It was fine thanks. Just spent it with the kids..." I kept calm.... Just hoping she was divorced. I mean why else would there be no ring on her finger... Anyway I left it at that.
Good news - she asked if I planned on heading to the local bar after work on friday. So I guess I'll get a proper chance to interrogate gate her then!
Feeling a lot better now..... I guess
By the way, Did you discuss this thread?
The1Driver said:
I took a seat at her table and said afternoon. She smiled and asked whether I worked with so and so. At this point I'm thinking great. Step one accomplished.
Sorry OP, she wants you to fix her up with "so and so" and for you to baby sit her kids while she rogers him senseless.The1Driver said:
"It was fine thanks. Just spent it with the kids..." I kept calm.... Just hoping she was divorced. I mean why else would there be no ring on her finger... Anyway I left it at that.
fk that. That's another level of mental right there just waiting to be explored.The office milf bikes are all well and good for one offs but that's where it should stay imo. Been there, done that. Erm I mean excellent, you can have a chat at the pub and ask her out for dinner. With a rose, the lot. A plastic one off a gypsy outside, they love that.
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