The lady at work!

[JuniorD]

OP make sure you bring some prophylactics that are still within their use by date.

[Adenauer]

JuniorD said:

OP make sure you bring some prophylactics that are still within their use by date.

and take some condoms as well.

[The1Driver]

Don't go bareback?

[Adenauer]

If he's got a tramp stamp he'll probably let you.

[Hammer67]

The1Driver said:

Don't go bareback?

No, take precautions. Tie a plank across your back, rope your leg to something substantial and put International Rescue on alert.

[soad]

The1Driver said:

Don't go bareback?

Strap it up before you slap it up.

[Asterix]

On your first date you could try out this film - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiL1sreuA_M

[Jasandjules]

I believe another poster has set it out but just to repeat.

1. You parked at her table and she didn't say "WTF are you doing, get lost"...
2. She told you she had kids. You kept talking. As a result of your not running away screaming, she moved onto 3
3. Will you be at the pub Friday.

That means she will be there and if you are there too, well.......

[Adenauer]

Jasandjules said:

That means she will be there and if you are there too, well.......

I'd take a roll of gaffa tape just in case it doesn't go according to plan.

[Pixel Pusher]

OP, which pub will you be in?

We could all troop along to give you some support.

[Rick_1138]

Pixel Pusher said:

OP, which pub will you be in?

We could all troop along to give you some support.

As an aside, we could turn the carpark into a nice car meet.

[sideways sid]

7 pages over lunchtime!

OP, most of PH will be checking here on Saturday morning for an update! Don't disappoint us.

[coopedup]

Rick_1138 said:

Pixel Pusher said:

OP, which pub will you be in?

We could all troop along to give you some support.

As an aside, we could turn the carpark into a nice car dogging meet with her.

Fixed that

[Mojooo]

Basically the woman is married with kids - did she actually say she wasn't married?

[Pixel Pusher]

Pffft...minor technicality.

[slybynight]

Sorry

[Jek Porkins]

[Soov535]

I am imagining her like this.



Get in like a robber's dog, m8.

[coopedup]

Soov535 said:

I am imagining her like this.



Get in like a robber's dog, m8.

bks I've only just come back from the toilet!

[Rick101]

What page is the photo of said lady? Can't belive were 20 something pages in and there isn't one yet.