Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)

[Laurel Green]

Alex said:

What's the first sign of madness?

Suggs walking up your drive.

[grumpy52]

[Fer]

Halmyre said:

Fer said:

I dreamed I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor... At first I was afraid.

Well, considering she's not actually dead...

Won't somebody think of the kittens?

I did say it was just a dream.

[Ali2202]

Went to see a house with Period Features today.

She hates it when I call her that......

[marshalla]

If the FBI want to get into an iPhone without the owner's permission, they should ask someone who's done it before - like U2.

[K12beano]

marshalla said:

If the FBI want to get into an iPhone without the owner's permission, they should ask someone who's done it before - like U2.

Brilliant!

[driverrob]

[Shuvi McTupya]

5potTurbo said:

bridgdav said:

Takes a bit of spotting.

Took me a while... once I noticed there was a car.
A diesel car.
Then.....

(about 20 seconds, so a nanosecond after I noticed there was a car!)

Probably in the US, diesel pumps are green over there.

[GloverMart]

marshalla said:

If the FBI want to get into an iPhone without the owner's permission, they should ask someone who's done it before - like U2.

Sorry!

[marshalla]

GloverMart said:

marshalla said:

If the FBI want to get into an iPhone without the owner's permission, they should ask someone who's done it before - like U2.

Sorry!

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=&t=1574594
&
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/bono-apolog...

[schmunk]

Shuvi McTupya said:

Probably in the US, diesel pumps are green over there.

Given the Cyrillic characters on the pump, I suspect not.

[glenrobbo]

schmunk said:

Shuvi McTupya said:

Probably in the US, diesel pumps are green over there.

Given the Cyrillic characters on the pump, I suspect not.

It could be in the Detroit Russian quarter

The Cyrillic characters equate to 'DT'

That picture scares me: Is she really going to drive wearing those shoes?

( Well, until the engine dies that is! )

Edited by glenrobbo on Wednesday 17th February 23:39

[GloverMart]

marshalla said:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...
&
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/bono-apolog...

Ah, thanks a lot.

[K12beano]

GloverMart said:

marshalla said:

If the FBI want to get into an iPhone without the owner's permission, they should ask someone who's done it before - like U2.

Sorry!

Yes! Someone needs to apologise for U2!!!!

[Evangelion]

Having heard some of U2's records, I definitely think I'm owed an apology.

[Finlandia]

Muntu said:

My girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.

And then I saw her face.

Now Imma believe 'er.

[phil1979]

My interview with Blackberry didn't go well.

Turns out you shouldn't bend over and drop your pants when applying for a RIM job.

[MartG]

I've named my coffee table 'Vincent'

I has a bit of veneer missing

[010101]

driverrob said:

That's a racist slur. Welsh ewes are much better looking.

[glenrobbo]

010101 said:

driverrob said:

That's a racist slur. Welsh ewes are much better looking.

Yeah! Check out these beauties