Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
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A 7 year old and a 4 year old are in their bedroom.
The 7 year old looks at his brother and says, "I think it's time we start swearing."
The brother nods in agreement.
"When we go downstairs, I'll be the first to swear and then you swear" says the 7 year old.
The two brothers go downstairs and the mother asks what they want for breakfast.
"I'll have a bowl of cocoa puffs, bh!"
The mother smacks the kid so hard that he flies out of his chair.
The mother asks the 4 year old what he wants. Stunned, the 4 year old says, "I don't know, but it won't be fking cocoa puffs!"
The 7 year old looks at his brother and says, "I think it's time we start swearing."
The brother nods in agreement.
"When we go downstairs, I'll be the first to swear and then you swear" says the 7 year old.
The two brothers go downstairs and the mother asks what they want for breakfast.
"I'll have a bowl of cocoa puffs, bh!"
The mother smacks the kid so hard that he flies out of his chair.
The mother asks the 4 year old what he wants. Stunned, the 4 year old says, "I don't know, but it won't be fking cocoa puffs!"
A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, "Honey, if I died would you get married again?"
The husband said, "No sweetie." The woman said, "I'm sure you would." So the man said, "Okay, I would"
Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?" And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so."
Then the wife asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?" And the husband replied, "No, she's left handed."
The husband said, "No sweetie." The woman said, "I'm sure you would." So the man said, "Okay, I would"
Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?" And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so."
Then the wife asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?" And the husband replied, "No, she's left handed."
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