Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)

[Laurel Green]

Based on statistics, the most used sexual position among married couples is doggy style... The husband sits and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead.

[fatboy18]

Laurel Green said:

Based on statistics, the most used sexual position among married couples is doggy style... The husband sits and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead.

Choked on my Beer then reading that one

[The Hypno-Toad]

Told my date last night that I was going to treat her like a princess.

So I got fked up on Pernod and crashed her car into a concrete pillar.

[K12beano]

Bit soon for that one???

[PoleDriver]

Stolen from another thread... But apt!

[Shuvi McTupya]

Damn it's hot today .

I am sweating like Josef Fritzl on MTV cribs.

[Jasandjules]

Laurel Green said:

Based on statistics, the most used sexual position among married couples is doggy style... The husband sits and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead.

Actually laughed!

[omgus]

PoleDriver said:

Stolen from another thread... But apt!

oi!

[Halmyre]

PoleDriver said:

Stolen from another thread... But apt!

OK, I give in, what's going on?

[marshalla]

Halmyre said:

OK, I give in, what's going on?

it'sh difficult to exshplain, but it's 09:58 and he'sh playing a ball game.

[MartG]

PoleDriver said:

Stolen from another thread... But apt!

OK - who else immediately checked he's still alive ?

[MartG]

[omgus]

marshalla said:

Halmyre said:

OK, I give in, what's going on?

it'sh difficult to exshplain, but it's 09:58 and he'sh playing a ball game.

Wait, are there people in this thread who have never heard the Sean Connery Joke?

(Do you still get sent to parc ferme if you post it?)

[marshalla]

omgus said:

Wait, are there people in this thread who have never heard the Sean Connery Joke?

(Do you still get sent to parc ferme if you post it?)

Only for a few hours. Current guidance is that somewhere between 9 and 11 is about right.

[omgus]

I'm not on PH over the weekend so i'll post it and runaway this evening.

[Vaud]

MartG said:

OK - who else immediately checked he's still alive ?

Me.

[ApOrbital]

Not me as i saw the picture on the other thread.

[MartG]

[PoleDriver]

So, there are people who read and post on the Sean Connery joke thread and have never heard of the Sean Connery joke?
You never asked or wondered how the thread got its title?

(BTW, Omgus, sorry to steal your picture but it seemed more appropriate for this thread! )

[omgus]

To be honest Poley, i forgot to post it here as it was early and i'm not a morning thinker.