Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
Discussion
Lordbenny said:
bridgland said:
Come on explain please!A scientist presents a dog to a conference room full of colleagues, claiming he's taught the dog Morse code. There are snorts of derision and laughter until someone shouts "Ok, prove it!"
The dog walks over to the desk and, with his paw, taps out "dit dah dah, dah dah dah, dah dah dah, dit dit dah dit".
There's stunned silence until one of them asks "So what did he say?
The scientist replies, "Woof!"
The dog walks over to the desk and, with his paw, taps out "dit dah dah, dah dah dah, dah dah dah, dit dit dah dit".
There's stunned silence until one of them asks "So what did he say?
The scientist replies, "Woof!"
Lordbenny said:
Lordbenny said:
Blimey, I've never been given a whoosh parrot before but I think I was nearly right all along. Apple has released a phone that doesn't have a headphone socket so they are charging people (the 'sheep) to pay (the 'milk) for an adapter....is that it? If it is, it may be clever but......it just ain't funny...IMO obviously! Skyrat said:
A scientist presents a dog to a conference room full of colleagues, claiming he's taught the dog Morse code. There are snorts of derision and laughter until someone shouts "Ok, prove it!"
The dog walks over to the desk and, with his paw, taps out "dit dah dah, dah dah dah, dah dah dah, dit dit dah dit".
There's stunned silence until one of them asks "So what did he say?
The scientist replies, "Woof!"
I would respectfully suggest that only the first two lines of that joke are necessary.The dog walks over to the desk and, with his paw, taps out "dit dah dah, dah dah dah, dah dah dah, dit dit dah dit".
There's stunned silence until one of them asks "So what did he say?
The scientist replies, "Woof!"
The second two fall into the 'never heard the shot/when the fight started' category.
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