Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
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I woke up swathed in bandages, in a hospital ICU, tubes entering
different parts of my body, wires monitoring every function, a
gorgeous nurse hovering over me.
It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident. I heard her say,
“You may not feel anything from the waist down.”
I managed to mumble in reply
“Can I just feel your tits then?
different parts of my body, wires monitoring every function, a
gorgeous nurse hovering over me.
It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident. I heard her say,
“You may not feel anything from the waist down.”
I managed to mumble in reply
“Can I just feel your tits then?
Skyedriver said:
schmunk said:
melhookv12 said:
He's from Waltham Cross, I don't think I can even go there.
"Have you ever been to Waltham Cross?""No, I'm always in a good mood..."
Do you know Nevilles Cross?
I knew him when he was just upset!
Do you know Bishop Auckland?
I knew him when he was just a Vicar!
Edited by Skyedriver on Saturday 3rd December 21:47
Evangelion said:
There was a young harlot called Sue,
Who found ****ing affected her hue;
She presented to sight
Some parts pink, some parts white -
And others quite purple and blue.
There was a young skinflint called DaveWho found ****ing affected her hue;
She presented to sight
Some parts pink, some parts white -
And others quite purple and blue.
Who kept a dead we in a cave
He was heard to admit
"I'm a bit of a st"
But was pleased with the money he'd save
mickk said:
Please pray for my mother-in-law, she's been taken to hospital as a bee landed on her face.
Luckily she wasn't stung, I was too quick with the spade!
Yours as well?Luckily she wasn't stung, I was too quick with the spade!
dnomyar yesterday said:
Please pray for my mother-in-law.
She was taken to hospital this morning.
A bee landed on her face.
Luckily she wasnt stung,
I was too quick with the spade.......
She was taken to hospital this morning.
A bee landed on her face.
Luckily she wasnt stung,
I was too quick with the spade.......
S6PNJ said:
mickk said:
Please pray for my mother-in-law, she's been taken to hospital as a bee landed on her face.
Luckily she wasn't stung, I was too quick with the spade!
Yours as well?Luckily she wasn't stung, I was too quick with the spade!
dnomyar yesterday said:
Please pray for my mother-in-law.
She was taken to hospital this morning.
A bee landed on her face.
Luckily she wasnt stung,
I was too quick with the spade.......
She was taken to hospital this morning.
A bee landed on her face.
Luckily she wasnt stung,
I was too quick with the spade.......
S6PNJ said:
mickk said:
Please pray for my mother-in-law, she's been taken to hospital as a bee landed on her face.
Luckily she wasn't stung, I was too quick with the spade!
Yours as well?Luckily she wasn't stung, I was too quick with the spade!
dnomyar yesterday said:
Please pray for my mother-in-law.
She was taken to hospital this morning.
A bee landed on her face.
Luckily she wasnt stung,
I was too quick with the spade.......
She was taken to hospital this morning.
A bee landed on her face.
Luckily she wasnt stung,
I was too quick with the spade.......
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