Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)

[Vipers]

Never heard of her, Ime stumped.

[Laurel Green]

Bailed out, alass!

[turbobloke]

Fatboy18 is right. Any more of this pushing-the-boundaries humour is sure to crease a few people up.

[Honk]

turbobloke said:

Fatboy18 is right. Any more of this pushing-the-boundaries humour is sure to crease a few people up.

It's just not cricket.

[havoc]

K12beano said:

I'm surprised that no one's posted a joke about Rachael Heyhoe Flint yet.


I should have thought someone would have come up with something about at least one of those three.

Willowy lass wasn't she? At least that's how she seamed...or maybe it was just media spin...

[BigBen]

no matter how kind I am to people German children are kinder.

[silverfoxcc]

I cant spell Armageddon..


Still its not the end of the world

[B'stard Child]

silverfoxcc said:

I cant spell Armageddon..

Why is that word always capitalised?

[konark]

silverfoxcc said:

I cant spell Armageddon..


Still its not the end of the world

Yes it is!

[Evangelion]

Armageddon out of here just in case.

[schmunk]

silverfoxcc said:

I cant spell Armageddon..

It's Welsh you 'tard.

[K12beano]

I always thought d was the end of the world



Armageddon is the end of antidisestablishmentarmageddon and supercalifragalisticexpearmageddon as in the song

[silverfoxcc]

Poor old Rachel


i heard it was a stroke

[silverfoxcc]

konark said:

silverfoxcc said:

I cant spell Armageddon..


Still its not the end of the world

Yes it is!

Pedant forum is over there, just past the silly reposte queue

[Halmyre]

havoc said:

K12beano said:

I'm surprised that no one's posted a joke about Rachael Heyhoe Flint yet.


I should have thought someone would have come up with something about at least one of those three.

Willowy lass wasn't she? At least that's how she seamed...or maybe it was just media spin...

Who would have guessed the Grim Reaper was a Ramones fan?

[PoleDriver]

[PoleDriver]

A little boy asks his dad, 'Where does poo come from?'
His dad explains, 'Well son, food passes down the Oesophagus by peristalsis. It enters into the stomach where digestive enzymes induce a probiotic reaction in the alimentary canal. This extracts the protein before waste product enters the colon. Water is absorbed, whereupon it then emerges as poo'.
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'Oh' says his son. 'So where does Tigger come from then?'

[Doofus]

PoleDriver said:

But if Eire is actually saying that, then Trump is on its right, and 'Brexit' is on its left.

[PoleDriver]

Doofus said:

But if Eire is actually saying that, then Trump is on its right, and 'Brexit' is on its left.

Really?

[Doofus]

PoleDriver said:

Really?

Yes. You are looking at Eire, and the USA is to the left of the picture. If you were Eire, you'd be in the picture looking out, and the USA would be on your right.