Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
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A loving family man is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.
His nurse, his wife Sarah, his daughter and two sons are with him.
So, he says to them:
"Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses."
"Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end."
"Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre."
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river."
The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Doug slips away, she says,
"Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property".
Sarah replies, "Property? He had a bloody paper round!"
A loving family man is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.
His nurse, his wife Sarah, his daughter and two sons are with him.
So, he says to them:
"Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses."
"Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end."
"Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre."
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river."
The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Doug slips away, she says,
"Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property".
Sarah replies, "Property? He had a bloody paper round!"
A pharmacist is working when she sees a customer sitting at the balcony. The woman seems a bit worried, so the pharmacist asks her assistant what happened, to which the young girl replies, "She wanted some cough medicine but thought it was too expensive, so I gave her some laxative."
"What?" said the pharmacist, "Why did you do that? Since when is laxative good for coughs?"
"Oh, it is," replied the assistant, "see how she's afraid to cough now!"
"What?" said the pharmacist, "Why did you do that? Since when is laxative good for coughs?"
"Oh, it is," replied the assistant, "see how she's afraid to cough now!"
northwest monkey said:
MartG said:
If you stood him and Oscar Pistorious next to each other, you could quite legitimately say that 2 wrongs could make a right.Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff