Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
Discussion
CanAm said:
It was Greek the last time I heard it.
I think it was originslly a Hittite joke, or it may have been from Antediluvian times. We may never know for certain. We do know that it pre-dates Sean Connery's starring rôle in "The Lion and the Wind and the Wardrobe".
Edited by glenrobbo on Sunday 22 January 14:09
glenrobbo said:
CanAm said:
It was Greek the last time I heard it.
I think it was originslly a Hittite joke, or it may have been from Antediluvian times. We may never know for certain. We do know that it pre-dates Sean Connery's starring rôle in "The Lion and the Wind and the Wardrobe".
Edited by glenrobbo on Sunday 22 January 14:09
mybrainhurts said:
I put this in the Jewish/traffic warden thread, but I guess it really ought to be here...
Right then...
Did you hear about the Catholic cobbler who mended the rabbi's shoes and proudly put up a sign, saying Paddy McMurphy, cobblers to the rabbi...
When the Jewish cobbler across the road saw it, he put up a sign saying Abel Schumann, bks to the Pope...
It's good but...Right then...
Did you hear about the Catholic cobbler who mended the rabbi's shoes and proudly put up a sign, saying Paddy McMurphy, cobblers to the rabbi...
When the Jewish cobbler across the road saw it, he put up a sign saying Abel Schumann, bks to the Pope...
Wouldn't it work better if the Jewish bloke wasn't a cobbler too? Cos he wouldn't immediately think of 'cobblers' as an insult
Hugo a Gogo said:
mybrainhurts said:
I put this in the Jewish/traffic warden thread, but I guess it really ought to be here...
Right then...
Did you hear about the Catholic cobbler who mended the rabbi's shoes and proudly put up a sign, saying Paddy McMurphy, cobblers to the rabbi...
When the Jewish cobbler across the road saw it, he put up a sign saying Abel Schumann, bks to the Pope...
It's good but...Right then...
Did you hear about the Catholic cobbler who mended the rabbi's shoes and proudly put up a sign, saying Paddy McMurphy, cobblers to the rabbi...
When the Jewish cobbler across the road saw it, he put up a sign saying Abel Schumann, bks to the Pope...
Wouldn't it work better if the Jewish bloke wasn't a cobbler too? Cos he wouldn't immediately think of 'cobblers' as an insult
Monkeylegend said:
Laurel Green said:
PoleDriver said:
SWMBO told me to go to the doctor's and ask for some of those pills to help me get an erection.
She didn't seem very pleased when I brought her back some diet pills?
She didn't seem very pleased when I brought her back some diet pills?
and a viagra for when she gets over the insult
From FB, but new to here I think:
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Much has and will be written about Donald Trump, and his presidency, but one thing is an absolute fact, whether you like the guy or not.
In just two DAYS of his presidency, he got more women out the house and walking than Michelle Obama did in two TERMS.
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Much has and will be written about Donald Trump, and his presidency, but one thing is an absolute fact, whether you like the guy or not.
In just two DAYS of his presidency, he got more women out the house and walking than Michelle Obama did in two TERMS.
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