Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
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Paddy is out digging his potato patch and digs up a box. He opens it and a leprechaun jumps out.
"Jaysus, I'm obliged to ye", says the leprechaun, "I've been in that feckin' box for a hundred years. Name any t'ree t'ings ye desire and I'll grant them to yez, to be sure, to be sure".
"Begorrah", says Paddy, "how about a lifetime's supply of Guinness?"
Bang! A pint glass appears in Paddy's hand, full of Guinness. He drains it at a gulp, and it magically refills.
"That's great", says Paddy, "I'm much obliged to yez. Top of the mornin' to yez".
"You've still got another two wishes", says the leprechaun.
"Oh", says Paddy, "just give me another two of dem glasses".
"Jaysus, I'm obliged to ye", says the leprechaun, "I've been in that feckin' box for a hundred years. Name any t'ree t'ings ye desire and I'll grant them to yez, to be sure, to be sure".
"Begorrah", says Paddy, "how about a lifetime's supply of Guinness?"
Bang! A pint glass appears in Paddy's hand, full of Guinness. He drains it at a gulp, and it magically refills.
"That's great", says Paddy, "I'm much obliged to yez. Top of the mornin' to yez".
"You've still got another two wishes", says the leprechaun.
"Oh", says Paddy, "just give me another two of dem glasses".
Hugo a Gogo said:
we can carbon-date that joke to the early 70s, both by the casual 'thick Paddy the construction worker' humour, and the 'pun' around a common sports car of the time, the MGB GT
presumably he would have won the pools in the original version
Ah! Now that makes sense, still not funny though presumably he would have won the pools in the original version
Hugo a Gogo said:
we can carbon-date that joke to the early 70s, both by the casual 'thick Paddy the construction worker' humour, and the 'pun' around a common sports car of the time, the MGB GT
presumably he would have won the pools in the original version
My confusion is that a "JCB GT" does exist, and could be a an item to covet:presumably he would have won the pools in the original version
https://www.google.co.uk/webhp?sourceid=chrome-ins...
schmunk said:
My confusion is that a "JCB GT" does exist, and could be a an item to covet:
https://www.google.co.uk/webhp?sourceid=chrome-ins...
A true Chelsea Tractor. That would put the bloody barrage of G-Wagons in the shade! https://www.google.co.uk/webhp?sourceid=chrome-ins...
schmunk said:
Vipers said:
Paddy won the Irish lottery.
Mick said "What are you going to do with all that money Paddy"
Paddy said "First thing Mick, I am going to get me one of those JCB GT's"
Errr... is this a joke?Mick said "What are you going to do with all that money Paddy"
Paddy said "First thing Mick, I am going to get me one of those JCB GT's"
And lighten up you guys, stop nit picking and disecting people's jokes.
Edited by Vipers on Wednesday 8th February 16:53
K12beano said:
Vipers said:
And lighten up you guys, stop nit picking and disecting people's jokes.
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