Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
Discussion
Doofus said:
Laurel Green said:
Had a brother named Mike?
I knew one quite well. He insisted on being called 'Michael'. Probably still does.Hopefully he will never go missing and require the Simpsons-esque PA announcement: 'Has anyone seen ...'
Laurel Green said:
mickk said:
A mate of mine kept fantasising about being run over by a steam train, so I arranged it for him.
He was chuffed to bits!
...and is now doing well in wards eight nine and ten!He was chuffed to bits!
"He's just a bit of a sleeper"
V8A*ndy said:
Laurel Green said:
mickk said:
A mate of mine kept fantasising about being run over by a steam train, so I arranged it for him.
He was chuffed to bits!
...and is now doing well in wards eight nine and ten!He was chuffed to bits!
"He's just a bit of a sleeper"
Catweazle said:
Vipers said:
kowalski655 said:
Dilligaf10 said:
Quickmoose said:
Can you imagine the grief she must've faced going through the ranks?
Detective Dick
Inspector Dick
Commander Dick
She's now Dick HeadDetective Dick
Inspector Dick
Commander Dick
Endless problems...
Game over, man, game over
edit: hmm, it wasn't quite as sweary as I remember
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsx2vdn7gpY
edit: hmm, it wasn't quite as sweary as I remember
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsx2vdn7gpY
Edited by Hugo a Gogo on Sunday 26th February 18:24
I loved my wife Lorraine in the beginning, but for the longest time I've had a crush on my friend Claire-Lee Robins, who I know feels the same way about me. Eventually Lorraine found out about my secretive feelings, and just like that, she packed her bags and left.
I do feel bad about it all. But then I realised; I can see Claire-Lee now Lorraine has gone.
I do feel bad about it all. But then I realised; I can see Claire-Lee now Lorraine has gone.
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