Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)

[iwantagta]

If you are struggling to work out what you should get someone for their birthday then get them a fridge and watch their face light up.

[Allyc85]

‪Just bought a new TV to watch the Championship play offs on. Nice telly but it comes with no Leeds

[B'stard Child]

Vipers said:

PoleDriver said:

Teacher : What’s your favourite letter ?
Student: The letter G.
Teacher : Why is that, Angus?

Took a while

Took me longer......

[Blatter]

Allyc85 said:

?Just bought a new TV to watch the Championship play offs on. Nice telly but it comes with no Leeds

[MartG]

[SeeFive]

MartG said:

??? Opening myself up to ridicule here. Sorry, right over my head. Anyone who can help with what I may have missed?

[Halmyre]

SeeFive said:

MartG said:

??? Opening myself up to ridicule here. Sorry, right over my head. Anyone who can help with what I may have missed?

It's Tony Blair.

[Steve vRS]

B'stard Child said:

Vipers said:

PoleDriver said:

Teacher : What’s your favourite letter ?
Student: The letter G.
Teacher : Why is that, Angus?

Took a while

Took me longer......

Lost on me I'm afraid. Anyone want to pass me a scalpel and tiddles?

[gowmonster]

Steve vRS said:

B'stard Child said:

Vipers said:

PoleDriver said:

Teacher : What’s your favourite letter ?
Student: The letter G.
Teacher : Why is that, Angus?

Took a while

Took me longer......

Lost on me I'm afraid. Anyone want to pass me a scalpel and tiddles?

Don't be an anus and read it again...

[Einion Yrth]

Steve vRS said:

B'stard Child said:

Vipers said:

PoleDriver said:

Teacher : What’s your favourite letter ?
Student: The letter G.
Teacher : Why is that, Angus?

Took a while

Took me longer......

Lost on me I'm afraid. Anyone want to pass me a scalpel and tiddles?

What might Angus' name be, if the letter "G" didn't exist?

Damn, ninjaed.

[48k]

[cobra kid]

48k said:

Nope, not getting it.

[Road2Ruin]

cobra kid said:

Nope, not getting it.

I thin Dave might if he is not careful...two kisses

[Vaud]

cobra kid said:

Nope, not getting it.

He has just turned a supposed text exchange into the poster.

[ThunderSpook]

Absolute genius, everybody will stop and read it!

[Dr Interceptor]

ThunderSpook said:

Absolute genius, everybody will stop and read it!

Might have just borrowed that idea...

[Mothersruin]

48k said:

I like this. Clever.

[BigBen]

Mothersruin said:

48k said:

I like this. Clever.

I for one can't wait to see it ripped off by 'creatives' in the advertising agency for years to come....

[Never you mind]

Allyc85 said:

?Just bought a new TV to watch the Championship play offs on. Nice telly but it comes with no Leeds

Not funny.

[dartissimus]

Never you mind said:

Allyc85 said:

?Just bought a new TV to watch the Championship play offs on. Nice telly but it comes with no Leeds

Not funny.

Good one