Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
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Back to nuns, and I'm typing this from memory from about 30 years ago...
10 nuns are killed in a horrific coach accident.
Of course they all go straight to heaven and are met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter.
They form and orderly queue to speak with the Holy man.
Sister Susan is first.
'Have you ever touched a penis' asks Saint Peter.
'Yes, I'm so sorry, with the tip of my finger' replied Sister Susan.
'Dip your finger in the holy water, and you may go in'
Sister Sarah is next.
'Have you ever touched a penis?'
'Yes' she replies 'with my hand'
'Dip you hand in the holy water, and then you may go in'
With this Saint Peter notices a commotion at the back of the queue.
'What's going on back there?'
A nun shouts back 'If I've got to gargle with Holy Water I'm damn well doing it before Sister Mary sticks her arse in it!'
10 nuns are killed in a horrific coach accident.
Of course they all go straight to heaven and are met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter.
They form and orderly queue to speak with the Holy man.
Sister Susan is first.
'Have you ever touched a penis' asks Saint Peter.
'Yes, I'm so sorry, with the tip of my finger' replied Sister Susan.
'Dip your finger in the holy water, and you may go in'
Sister Sarah is next.
'Have you ever touched a penis?'
'Yes' she replies 'with my hand'
'Dip you hand in the holy water, and then you may go in'
With this Saint Peter notices a commotion at the back of the queue.
'What's going on back there?'
A nun shouts back 'If I've got to gargle with Holy Water I'm damn well doing it before Sister Mary sticks her arse in it!'
davhill said:
ApOrbital said:
She stood at the bridge at midnight,
her lips were all a quiver,
she gave a cough
her head fell off,
and floated down the river.
Copyright Eric Morecambe, 19-whatever. But it was her leg, not head. Nothing like the old ones.her lips were all a quiver,
she gave a cough
her head fell off,
and floated down the river.
Usget said:
davhill said:
ApOrbital said:
She stood at the bridge at midnight,
her lips were all a quiver,
she gave a cough
her head fell off,
and floated down the river.
Copyright Eric Morecambe, 19-whatever. But it was her leg, not head. Nothing like the old ones.her lips were all a quiver,
she gave a cough
her head fell off,
and floated down the river.
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