Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
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kowalski655 said:
Shakermaker said:
Doofus said:
Halmyre said:
kowalski655 said:
"Ah Mr Bond,Ive been expecting you" Blofeld St Nick
(cough) Old Nick (cough)(St Nick = Santa Claus)
Halmyre said:
kowalski655 said:
Shakermaker said:
Doofus said:
Halmyre said:
kowalski655 said:
"Ah Mr Bond,Ive been expecting you" Blofeld St Nick
(cough) Old Nick (cough)(St Nick = Santa Claus)
Jos Notstoppen said:
Two policemen with a dog were standing outside of a pub.
A guy comes out, lifts up the dog's tail, shakes his head and walks back inside.
A few minutes later another guy comes out of the pub & does the same thing.
The policemen begin to wonder what's going on but don't say anything.
When a third guy comes out of the pub to look at the dog's arse they stop him and ask 'what are you doing?'
The drunken guy replies 'sorry, but I had to look for myself as there's a bloke in there who says that there's a dog with two a
holes standing at the front of the pub'.
The first time I heard this joke it was David Blunkett's dog with Blunkett and Blair stood at the bar A guy comes out, lifts up the dog's tail, shakes his head and walks back inside.
A few minutes later another guy comes out of the pub & does the same thing.
The policemen begin to wonder what's going on but don't say anything.
When a third guy comes out of the pub to look at the dog's arse they stop him and ask 'what are you doing?'
The drunken guy replies 'sorry, but I had to look for myself as there's a bloke in there who says that there's a dog with two a
holes standing at the front of the pub'.
Too early! We don't want to be seeing any Arena Grenade jokes for at least a week!
)PoleDriver said:
One of the things which is spurring on these cowardly suicide bombers is the promise of 72 virgins when they go to meet their maker.
I, for one, intend to do everything in my power to limit the availability of virgins and will keep it up for as long as it takes!
One thing they forget is that these virgins in heaven have presumably made it all the way through life without losing their virginity - there must be a reason for that I, for one, intend to do everything in my power to limit the availability of virgins and will keep it up for as long as it takes!
MartG said:
PoleDriver said:
One of the things which is spurring on these cowardly suicide bombers is the promise of 72 virgins when they go to meet their maker.
I, for one, intend to do everything in my power to limit the availability of virgins and will keep it up for as long as it takes!
One thing they forget is that these virgins in heaven have presumably made it all the way through life without losing their virginity - there must be a reason for that I, for one, intend to do everything in my power to limit the availability of virgins and will keep it up for as long as it takes!
MartG said:
PoleDriver said:
One of the things which is spurring on these cowardly suicide bombers is the promise of 72 virgins when they go to meet their maker.
I, for one, intend to do everything in my power to limit the availability of virgins and will keep it up for as long as it takes!
One thing they forget is that these virgins in heaven have presumably made it all the way through life without losing their virginity - there must be a reason for that I, for one, intend to do everything in my power to limit the availability of virgins and will keep it up for as long as it takes!
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