Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
Discussion
RDMcG said:
SlidingSideways said:
callmedave said:
Jack and Jill went up the hill
for some hanky-panky
Jill forgot to take the pill
and now there's little Franky
Mary had a little skirtfor some hanky-panky
Jill forgot to take the pill
and now there's little Franky
With slits right up the sides
And everytime she crossed her legs
The boys could see her thighs
Mary had another skirt
With a slit right up the front
But she didn't wear that one very often...
Her father shot the shepherd.
She also had a duck,
She put them on the mantelpiece,
To see if they would .... fall off.
Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear,
I have often seen her lamb,
But i have never seen her bear.
Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to a pylon,
240 volts went through its bum,
and turned its wool to nylon.
etc etc etc
XJSJohn said:
Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a duck,
She put them on the mantelpiece,
To see if they would .... fall off.
Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear,
I have often seen her lamb,
But i have never seen her bear.
Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to a pylon,
240 volts went through its bum,
and turned its wool to nylon.
etc etc etc
Mary had a little lamb She also had a duck,
She put them on the mantelpiece,
To see if they would .... fall off.
Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear,
I have often seen her lamb,
But i have never seen her bear.
Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to a pylon,
240 volts went through its bum,
and turned its wool to nylon.
etc etc etc
She and it were buddies
It followed her to school one day and got an "A" in media studies
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