Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
Discussion
Monkeylegend said:
McAndy said:
Monkeylegend said:
McAndy doesn't like the rhymes
He said he's had enough
But what he doesn't realise
Is that we don't give a stuff.
Well played.He said he's had enough
But what he doesn't realise
Is that we don't give a stuff.
(bd. )
She used to send it fishing
After a misunderstanding with Captain Grant
She preferred to call it a cormorant
Ayahuasca said:
Mary had a large Great Dane
With strong and sturdy paws
She made it do illegal acts
While she was on all fours
Reminds me of this oldie-->With strong and sturdy paws
She made it do illegal acts
While she was on all fours
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is a
poodle, one is a schnauzer and the other is a great Dane.
The poodle turns to the schnauzer and asks "why are you here?"
The schnauzer responds, "I'm 17 years old. I don't see or hear very well.
I've been having accidents in the house. My owner says I'm too old and sick
so he brought me here to be put to sleep."
The schnauzer asks the poodle "why are you here?"
The poodle responds, "I've not been myself lately. I've been especially high
strung. I've been barking all the time, I've been snapping at people and I
even bit one of the neighbor's kids. Nobody knows why this has been
happening. My owner says he can't risk me biting somebody else so he brought
me here to be put to sleep."
The poodle and schnauzer ask the great Dane why he is here.
The great Dane responds: "My owner is this beautiful runway model. Yesterday
she was walking around the house naked when she suddenly bent down to pick
up something she dropped. She was bent over and naked when nature took over
and the next thing I know I'm on top of her doing the doggie thing. I
couldn't help myself. "
The poodle asks: "so she brought you here to put to sleep?"
"Oh, no...., I'm just here to get my nails trimmed."
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