Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
Discussion
Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front
but she didn't wear that one very often.
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.
Fluffsri said:
Fluffsri had a fit of piqueand started a new thread,
but I think we should just keep on
posting here instead.
Ayahuasca said:
A woman with no arms and no legs is sobbing to herself on the beach.
Shazam! A genie appears! Only one wish, he says....
Well, she says, I have never been made love to. My wish is to be properly f*****d
Well you will be soon as the tide is coming in.
Corrected to original Shazam! A genie appears! Only one wish, he says....
Well, she says, I have never been made love to. My wish is to be properly f*****d
Well you will be soon as the tide is coming in.
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