Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
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Quickmoose said:
glenrobbo said:
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they are completely invisible when hiding in cherry trees.
How do they get down from the tree?So they are completely invisible when hiding in cherry trees.
they stand on a leaf and wait until Autumn
Then the final gag was "What's the loudest noise in the jungle?"
Monkeys eating cherries.
One day Trump was walking along with his entourage but, unknown to any of them, a lone sniper lay in wait on a nearby rooftop. He raised his high-calibre rifle, put his eye to the sight and started to squeeze the trigger.
At the very last moment, one of the bodyguards spotted him. He immediately shouted out. "Mickey Mouse! Mickey Mouse!”
A shot rang out and the president fell dead.
As his aides gathered around the body, one of them said, “What the hell was ‘Mickey Mouse’ all about?”
'I'm sorry," said the bodyguard, "I meant ‘Donald, duck!’”
At the very last moment, one of the bodyguards spotted him. He immediately shouted out. "Mickey Mouse! Mickey Mouse!”
A shot rang out and the president fell dead.
As his aides gathered around the body, one of them said, “What the hell was ‘Mickey Mouse’ all about?”
'I'm sorry," said the bodyguard, "I meant ‘Donald, duck!’”
Evangelion said:
One day Trump was walking along with his entourage but, unknown to any of them, a lone sniper lay in wait on a nearby rooftop. He raised his high-calibre rifle, put his eye to the sight and started to squeeze the trigger.
At the very last moment, one of the bodyguards spotted him. He immediately shouted out. "Mickey Mouse! Mickey Mouse!”
A shot rang out and the president fell dead.
As his aides gathered around the body, one of them said, “What the hell was ‘Mickey Mouse’ all about?”
'I'm sorry," said the bodyguard, "I meant ‘Donald, duck!’”
My immediate thought was thank god he got it wrong At the very last moment, one of the bodyguards spotted him. He immediately shouted out. "Mickey Mouse! Mickey Mouse!”
A shot rang out and the president fell dead.
As his aides gathered around the body, one of them said, “What the hell was ‘Mickey Mouse’ all about?”
'I'm sorry," said the bodyguard, "I meant ‘Donald, duck!’”
Vizsla said:
mickk said:
Muntu said:
Me and the wife had an Indian last night, we had curried Pelican. It was very nice but the bill was enormous
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