Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
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During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite'
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?
Johnny said: 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce to you after dinner.'
Please click below for the alternative (Vipers) ending
The teacher fainted...
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite'
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?
Johnny said: 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce to you after dinner.'
Please click below for the alternative (Vipers) ending
The teacher fainted...
PoleDriver said:
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite'
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?
Johnny said: 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce to you after dinner.'
Please click below for the alternative (Vipers) ending
The teacher fainted...
Contains a split infinitive which spoilt the joke for me. "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite'
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?
Johnny said: 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce to you after dinner.'
Please click below for the alternative (Vipers) ending
The teacher fainted...
PoleDriver said:
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite'
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?
Johnny said: 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce to you after dinner.'
Please click below for the alternative (Vipers) ending
The teacher fainted...
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite'
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?
Johnny said: 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce to you after dinner.'
Please click below for the alternative (Vipers) ending
The teacher fainted...
Not a joke, just a question, Please do not comment on this thread, if you know the answer just message me.
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Had an email from the Mods -
Your reply to the topic 'Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)' has been removed because it has broken one of our Rules of Posting.
I have absolutely no idea what I said which was obviously wrong, and looking through last few days posting can't see anything missing.
So if anyone remembers any of my comments recently which have been removed, do tell. I have asked the mods same question, but just curious, wouldn't mind if I knew the answer.
Cheers guys, remember this needs no further action here.
Vipers said:
Not a joke, just a question, Please do not comment on this thread, if you know the answer just message me.
Had an email from the Mods -
Your reply to the topic 'Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)' has been removed because it has broken one of our Rules of Posting.
I have absolutely no idea what I said which was obviously wrong, and looking through last few days posting can't see anything missing.
So if anyone remembers any of my comments recently which have been removed, do tell. I have asked the mods same question, but just curious, wouldn't mind if I knew the answer.
Cheers guys, remember this needs no further action here.
Mods have been instructed to remove any reference to 'not hearing the shot', 'fainting', or 'the fight breaking out'.Had an email from the Mods -
Your reply to the topic 'Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)' has been removed because it has broken one of our Rules of Posting.
I have absolutely no idea what I said which was obviously wrong, and looking through last few days posting can't see anything missing.
So if anyone remembers any of my comments recently which have been removed, do tell. I have asked the mods same question, but just curious, wouldn't mind if I knew the answer.
Cheers guys, remember this needs no further action here.
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