Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

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ClockworkCupcake

74,817 posts

273 months

Tuesday 21st February 2017
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My Golf Mk7 has little side illumination lights down next to the fog lights, that throw light out sideways to give you extra light when manoeuvring at night. They come on and off with the steering at low speed.
On a recent visit to my sisters, when turning in her driveway to leave, she stopped me and told me I had a fog light out and I had to explain what they are and do. smile

I didn't think they came on with the indicators though - it's steering angle.


Edited by ClockworkCupcake on Tuesday 21st February 16:17

anonymous-user

55 months

Tuesday 21st February 2017
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Push-button car ignitions.

And push-button handbrakes.

Starting and stopping my car is like working a bloody nuclear power station control panel.

Give me a pushbike, all is forgiven.

ClockworkCupcake

74,817 posts

273 months

Tuesday 21st February 2017
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OpulentBob said:
And push-button handbrakes.
I've got so used to the automatic handbrake in my Golf that when I get back into the Sagaris and see the handbrake lever I think "how quaint". hehe

Morningside

24,111 posts

230 months

Tuesday 21st February 2017
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Josh Widdicombe's laugh. It's more forced and false than Jimmy Carr.

zarjaz1991

3,501 posts

124 months

Tuesday 21st February 2017
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People who don't go to work, for whatever reason, but who utterly fail to empathise or even remotely comprehend what life is like for people who do.

"Did you not get my email?"
"Yes, but I haven't had chance to reply to it yet"
"It's important, can you please get to it as soon as you can?"
"I spend my entire day answering emails, the last thing I'm going to do when I get in from work is answer more emails!"

See also...councils and other local authorities arranging consultations about local services at times when working people cannot attend.

Further see also...councils implementing rules on putting wheelie bins in and out that don't take account of working people. I am not allowed to put it out before 7am on the day of collection? Er, I'm usually at work by then thanks, so it will go out earlier when I set off. Go take a flying fk at a rolling doughnut if you don't like it. Fine me if you like, I will quite truthfully see you in Hell before I pay it.

Lucas CAV

3,025 posts

220 months

Tuesday 21st February 2017
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Kermit power said:
ClockworkCupcake said:
Lucas CAV said:
Are you going to say what the difference is then?
I'd have thought it was fairly obvious, from context. I don't speak a word of Spanish but "Transvestite tacos" made me assume he was talking about gender pronouns and that Spanish is like French inasmuch as there are gendered nouns as well as gendered pronouns.
That's correct. "The Mexican" in French could be Le Mexicain for a bloke, or La Mexicaine for a woman, as with Spanish, "Le Mexicaine" would be the wrong mix of noun and pronoun.

Sorry if it needed spelling out! smile
Of course.
How dense of me.

ClockworkCupcake

74,817 posts

273 months

Tuesday 21st February 2017
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Lucas CAV said:
Of course.
How dense of me.
Indeed.

grumpy52

5,605 posts

167 months

Tuesday 21st February 2017
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Speed addicted

5,577 posts

228 months

Tuesday 21st February 2017
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Astacus

3,389 posts

235 months

Tuesday 21st February 2017
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As if mobile phone conversations in crowded train carriages after a stressful day at work aren't irritating enough, now it seems it's OK to have a pointless crackly Face Time conversation in which both parties are forced to shout.

fkety bleeding fk I hate people sometimes

droopsnoot

12,034 posts

243 months

Tuesday 21st February 2017
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zarjaz1991 said:
See also...councils and other local authorities arranging consultations about local services at times when working people cannot attend.
Yes, like our local consultation about "changes" to the bus services which were scheduled at a time when there isn't a bus from where the most-affected live, to where the meeting was being held, or back.

ClockworkCupcake

74,817 posts

273 months

Tuesday 21st February 2017
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droopsnoot said:
Yes, like our local consultation about "changes" to the bus services which were scheduled at a time when there isn't a bus from where the most-affected live, to where the meeting was being held, or back.
You just couldn't make that up.

227bhp

10,203 posts

129 months

Tuesday 21st February 2017
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People who have to have their place in a public place and you aren't allowed to go there.
It used to happen in local pubs, someone would have their place where they sat or stood and if you ever got there first (usually unwittingly) You'd get "Er, i'm not being funny or anything, but...". "Oh do you mind this is OUR table, we always sit here".
I actually got this at the local Sports Centre recently, a bloke actually had his own space in one of the sports Halls, I got there before him so he told me so. rolleyes

I roll my eyes, I really do.

Halmyre

11,250 posts

140 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2017
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227bhp said:
People who have to have their place in a public place and you aren't allowed to go there.
It used to happen in local pubs, someone would have their place where they sat or stood and if you ever got there first (usually unwittingly) You'd get "Er, i'm not being funny or anything, but...". "Oh do you mind this is OUR table, we always sit here".
I actually got this at the local Sports Centre recently, a bloke actually had his own space in one of the sports Halls, I got there before him so he told me so. rolleyes

I roll my eyes, I really do.
I went with my dad to his bowling club some years ago. I found a seat while he went to the bar, and when he came back with the pints he went to another table and beckoned me over with a nod of the head. "Better not sit there", he told me.

SilverSixer

8,202 posts

152 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2017
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zarjaz1991 said:
Further see also...councils implementing rules on putting wheelie bins in and out that don't take account of working people. I am not allowed to put it out before 7am on the day of collection? Er, I'm usually at work by then thanks, so it will go out earlier when I set off. Go take a flying fk at a rolling doughnut if you don't like it. Fine me if you like, I will quite truthfully see you in Hell before I pay it.
Where do you live? I'd like to move there. My two immediate neighbours leave their 3 fking bins each out all week just in case they forget on the right day, ruining the view from my house (dining room at the front which makes it worse - I don't want to have to look at overflowing rubbish bins when tucking in to my beans on toast). Everybody else in the street manages to put the bins out and in, on the right day. Not these two cocksockets. Gah.

Walt1387

14 posts

124 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2017
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CC07 PEU said:
The amount of fat fking bds in my local spa the other night - both men and women. Seriously, I was the only person there that wasn't fking overweight. It's a total and utter disgrace to humanity. Yet, one of the fat fking bds in the steam room was chatting about how he was "cutting out bread" from his diet. Just grow a set of balls, start doing some proper exercise, eat less but whatever you want and stop all the fking pussying around. Bunch of lazy-assed salad dodgers!
And breath.......

ClockworkCupcake

74,817 posts

273 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2017
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The knobbly paving at pedestrian crossings, especially the very extreme stuff (eg. at Reading IKEA).

I'm all in favour of giving blind people a tactile cue not to walk out into the road, but these knobbly slabs play merry hell if you have a pushchair or trolley, or are wearing thin soled shoes or heels, and it annoys me beyond reason (even though I feel a little guilty for feeling annoyed due to the aforementioned laudable goal of not killing blind people).

glenrobbo

35,382 posts

151 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2017
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Walt1387 said:
CC07 PEU said:
The amount of fat fking bds in my local spa the other night - both men and women. Seriously, I was the only person there that wasn't fking overweight. It's a total and utter disgrace to humanity. Yet, one of the fat fking bds in the steam room was chatting about how he was "cutting out bread" from his diet. Just grow a set of balls, start doing some proper exercise, eat less but whatever you want and stop all the fking pussying around. Bunch of lazy-assed salad dodgers!
And breath.......
Isn't it unusual for a local grocery shop to have a steam room?

Mind you, I can see a lot of shops having to diversify to get extra revenue to cover the forthcoming huge hike in business rates. frown

Brigand

2,544 posts

170 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2017
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When the car in front uses their washer jets, meaning I get a bit of spray on my windscreen and have to use my wash / wipe function. No idea why such a trivial thing annoys me so!

ClockworkCupcake

74,817 posts

273 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2017
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Brigand said:
When the car in front uses their washer jets, meaning I get a bit of spray on my windscreen and have to use my wash / wipe function. No idea why such a trivial thing annoys me so!
And then that causes the car behind to do the same, and so on. A human centipede of screen washing. smile
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