Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

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yellowjack

17,082 posts

167 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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ClockworkCupcake

74,782 posts

273 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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yellowjack said:
...and to be serious for a moment. I ride about 150 miles a week, going on the last couple of months' averages. Sometimes I exercise for 8 hours in a day. I eat a diet that is borderline healthy, with a few too many takeaways if I'm honest with myself. I'm down from an all-time worst weight of nearly 16 stone (after depression and half a year recovering from a serious injury) to near 11 stone. Other than starving myself (NOT 'healthy' BTW) there's no way I'm losing much more weight at all. So for that reason I'm firmly in the "BMI is far too simplified, and flawed" camp. The print-out I got at last weigh-in says I'd be within the "Healthy" range if I weighed 8 stone. WTF??? I was naturally skinny as a teenager and still struggled to keep below 8st 11lb to make my boxing weight. In the end I had to give in and move up from Bantamweight to Lightweight. 8 stone = healthy? rofl
I agree. I've lost a lot of weight recently, and am still near the upper limit of what the NHS have as my "healthy" weight, yet when my mother last saw me a few weeks ago she said I looked drawn and asked me to stop dieting and accused me of being anorexic, FFS!

For the record, I'm 5'8", medium build, and weigh 11 stone.

Shaoxter

4,088 posts

125 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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yellowjack said:
The print-out I got at last weigh-in says I'd be within the "Healthy" range if I weighed 8 stone. WTF??? I was naturally skinny as a teenager and still struggled to keep below 8st 11lb to make my boxing weight. In the end I had to give in and move up from Bantamweight to Lightweight. 8 stone = healthy? rofl
Are you really short?
8 stone = 51kg, let's say a healthy BMI is 22.5.
sqrt(51/22.5) = 1.50m... so are you less than 5ft tall?

yellowjack

17,082 posts

167 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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Shaoxter said:
yellowjack said:
The print-out I got at last weigh-in says I'd be within the "Healthy" range if I weighed 8 stone. WTF??? I was naturally skinny as a teenager and still struggled to keep below 8st 11lb to make my boxing weight. In the end I had to give in and move up from Bantamweight to Lightweight. 8 stone = healthy? rofl
Are you really short?
8 stone = 51kg, let's say a healthy BMI is 22.5.
sqrt(51/22.5) = 1.50m... so are you less than 5ft tall?
I'm 5ft 6in tall (/short?). The 8 stone was for a BMI of 18.5, the lowest point on the scale claimed as "healthy".

A BMI of 22 would have me weighing about 9st 9lb.

To be honest, I've no interest in BMI anymore. I'm getting older, but still getting quicker on my bicycle over routes I've ridden regularly for years. My resting heart rate and blood pressure are very good, and I can keep plugging away all day if I want to. So even if I put weight on, I'd keep on "kidding myself" that I'm healthy. Because I am healthy. I'll start to worry when my pace slows or I struggle to ride a hilly century without specific training/preparation.


ClockworkCupcake

74,782 posts

273 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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Tyre Tread

10,539 posts

217 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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I'm not overweight, I'm undertall. tongue out

PotatoSalad

601 posts

84 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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yellowjack said:
My BMI is (was at last weigh-in) 26.5

Laughably I was offered "healthy lifestyle advice" by the clinically obese practice nurse at the GP surgery.

FYI love, I ride about 6,000 miles a year on my bikes, race mountain bikes, and wear 30" waist skinny jeans and even need a belt with those. At 23% body fat I'm pretty happy with how I look in Lycra shorts, thank-you-very-much.

Now, nursey, if you'd like to "swish-swish" on down that corridor again with your big old thighs rubbing together in those oh-so-sexy nylon trousers with the elasticated waistband straining fit to burst, I'd be ever so grateful...


...and to be serious for a moment. I ride about 150 miles a week, going on the last couple of months' averages. Sometimes I exercise for 8 hours in a day. I eat a diet that is borderline healthy, with a few too many takeaways if I'm honest with myself. I'm down from an all-time worst weight of nearly 16 stone (after depression and half a year recovering from a serious injury) to near 11 stone. Other than starving myself (NOT 'healthy' BTW) there's no way I'm losing much more weight at all. So for that reason I'm firmly in the "BMI is far too simplified, and flawed" camp. The print-out I got at last weigh-in says I'd be within the "Healthy" range if I weighed 8 stone. WTF??? I was naturally skinny as a teenager and still struggled to keep below 8st 11lb to make my boxing weight. In the end I had to give in and move up from Bantamweight to Lightweight. 8 stone = healthy? rofl
I've read somewhere that KFC offers discounts for the NHS staff. I'll just leave it here.

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

168 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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Golf

popeyewhite

20,027 posts

121 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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yellowjack said:
and wear 30" waist skinny jeans and even need a belt with those. At 23% body fat I'm pretty happy with how I look in Lycra shorts, thank-you-very-much.
And you weigh 11 stone? Are you triangular?

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

101 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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Ordering something online to then find out, a few days later, that they are out of stock, after they have already despatched and delivered the rest of the order, but the rest of the order was only a couple of small items to bring the total into the threshold for free delivery.

So having ordered items to give as a gift to the friends I am seeing this weekend, being told that my order is accepted, paid for, and then today confirmation it is delivered. Opening the box - the main items are missing. Then later getting the explanatory email that these items were out of stock, and are now discontinued! OK, I've got a couple of bits,but for fks sake its the rest of the order I actually need and if you'd told me 3 days ago you were out of stock I would have ordered them elsewhere and cancelled my order!

Grr! I now have to find something else, at very short notice, and hope it is on Amazon Prime or similar, so that it gets delivered before I leave tomorrow to see said friends..

leigh1050

2,375 posts

166 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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bding Windows upgrades!
Takes 40 minutes to upgrade meaning I can't use the computer for 40 minutes and I don't even want the fking thing to upgrade BILL GATES fk RIGHT OFFfuriousfurious

MartG

20,705 posts

205 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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Craft, not crafts, is the plural of craft !

That is all

( Offending article https://www.inverse.com/article/34409-elon-musk-sp... )

oceanview

1,512 posts

132 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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popeyewhite said:
yellowjack said:
and wear 30" waist skinny jeans and even need a belt with those. At 23% body fat I'm pretty happy with how I look in Lycra shorts, thank-you-very-much.
And you weigh 11 stone? Are you triangular?
That's what I was thinking- 30" waist but 23% b/f??? ( sure its not 30" leg??!!)

Xaero

4,060 posts

216 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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Car buying time wasters, offering 57% of advertised price, then when accepted they ask if it can be delivered too. When given a delivery price they knock it down and say cash on the car's arrival, rather than commit anything upfront to cover delivery/time costs.

Just how much of a deal do people expect?

Evanivitch

20,220 posts

123 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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oceanview said:
popeyewhite said:
yellowjack said:
and wear 30" waist skinny jeans and even need a belt with those. At 23% body fat I'm pretty happy with how I look in Lycra shorts, thank-you-very-much.
And you weigh 11 stone? Are you triangular?
That's what I was thinking- 30" waist but 23% b/f??? ( sure its not 30" leg??!!)
Or a cracking pair of tits wink

Tyre Tread

10,539 posts

217 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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Evanivitch said:
oceanview said:
popeyewhite said:
yellowjack said:
and wear 30" waist skinny jeans and even need a belt with those. At 23% body fat I'm pretty happy with how I look in Lycra shorts, thank-you-very-much.
And you weigh 11 stone? Are you triangular?
That's what I was thinking- 30" waist but 23% b/f??? ( sure its not 30" leg??!!)
Or a cracking pair of tits wink
Or just the one?

ClockworkCupcake

74,782 posts

273 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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People who say or write "tix" instead of "tickets".

I can understand the lure of abbreviations but it just sounds very wky to me and annoys me beyond reason.

ClockworkCupcake

74,782 posts

273 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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PotatoSalad

601 posts

84 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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Car trim levels that promise more than they can deliver. From the slow and gutless Golf MK4 GTI to Civic Type-S. With the 1.4 98hp engine the S probably stands for Slow..

Edited by PotatoSalad on Thursday 20th July 23:41

Jon321

2,857 posts

189 months

Friday 21st July 2017
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ClockworkCupcake said:
People who say or write "tix" instead of "tickets".

I can understand the lure of abbreviations but it just sounds very wky to me and annoys me beyond reason.
Never seen this one before but I'd be sharing your annoyance if I did.

On a separate note - people who walk slower than me (which when I'm in a hurry and late for a meeting is pretty much everyone) annoy me beyond reason. Mainly tourists in London, getting in my bloody way as they enjoy the sights and iconic locations and stop to 'selfie' themselves every 10m or so. Get out of my bloody way!

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