Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

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Robbo 27

3,658 posts

100 months

Friday 21st July 2017
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Jon321 said:
Never seen this one before but I'd be sharing your annoyance if I did.

On a separate note - people who walk slower than me (which when I'm in a hurry and late for a meeting is pretty much everyone) annoy me beyond reason. Mainly tourists in London, getting in my bloody way as they enjoy the sights and iconic locations and stop to 'selfie' themselves every 10m or so. Get out of my bloody way!
Broke my leg two years ago, walking slowly down Piccadilly with a crutch, two Australians walking towards me side by side, both hit my shoulders at the same time, they turned around and started giving me some abuse for not getting out of their way because they were here on holiday ...in my country.

So things that annoy me beyond reason.... Australians

Halmyre

11,242 posts

140 months

Friday 21st July 2017
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PotatoSalad said:
Car trim levels that promise more than they can deliver. From the slow and gutless Golf MK4 GTI to Civic Type-S. With the 1.4 98hp engine the S probably stands for Slow..

Edited by PotatoSalad on Thursday 20th July 23:41
Heh. I had a Fiat 500L as a hire car in Italy. "500L...large" said the signorina at the car hire desk. "500L...lethargic" would have been a better guess.

ajprice

27,638 posts

197 months

Friday 21st July 2017
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Custom Google graphics for someone's 'birthday'. There's one today, it's Marshall McLuhan's 106th birthday. Well done him, that's a good age, click through to see who he is... he died in 1980.

TODAY ISN'T HIS BIRTHDAY THEN, HE'S DEAD.

4x4Tyke

6,506 posts

133 months

Friday 21st July 2017
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Online News articles including a pointless video panning past some static image or slide show of stills with annoying muzak.

yellowjack

17,082 posts

167 months

Friday 21st July 2017
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This sort of bks...

someone somewhere in another PH forum said:
PCP... ...yadda, yadda... ...BUT HOW do you VT a CAT D ? (he didnt have GAP) so... ...yadda, yadda...
WTF, BTW, FYI.

Type fking English, in properly constructed sentences, FFS!


Plus all the whinging thickos who want "compo" or contract get-outs for stuff that's entirely their own stupid fault for not reading the terms when they struck a deal, or moaning that they've used up too much of their mileage allowance on a PCP deal. Facing excess mileage charges? Boo-fking-Hoo. Turns out that about 104.2% of all the drivers of those Audis, BMWs and Range Rovers out there looking superciliously down their noses at me in my 'lowly' Ford haven't actually "made it in life" at all, but are stuck to some big-arsed monthly payments which they slog their guts out in a stty office job to fund. Remind me again who's the loser in this equation?

ClockworkCupcake

74,782 posts

273 months

Friday 21st July 2017
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yellowjack said:
WTF, BTW, FYI.

Type fking English, in properly constructed sentences, FFS!
Irony. It's like woody and bronzey, only it's made of iron.

Cotty

39,639 posts

285 months

Friday 21st July 2017
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yellowjack said:
Turns out that about 104.2% of all the drivers of those Audis, BMWs and Range Rovers out there looking superciliously down their noses at me in my 'lowly' Ford haven't actually "made it in life" at all, but are stuck to some big-arsed monthly payments which they slog their guts out in a stty office job to fund. Remind me again who's the loser in this equation?
My BMW is paid in full no monthly payments.tongue out

yellowjack

17,082 posts

167 months

Friday 21st July 2017
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Cotty said:
yellowjack said:
Turns out that about 104.2% of all the drivers of those Audis, BMWs and Range Rovers out there looking superciliously down their noses at me in my 'lowly' Ford haven't actually "made it in life" at all, but are stuck to some big-arsed monthly payments which they slog their guts out in a stty office job to fund. Remind me again who's the loser in this equation?
My BMW is paid in full no monthly payments.tongue out
OK, 104.1997919% then...

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

101 months

Friday 21st July 2017
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RizzoTheRat

25,218 posts

193 months

Friday 21st July 2017
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People who stand at zebra crossings and wait for the traffic to stop. Driving up the local high street this morning, Golf in front of me spots the woman approaching the crossing so slows to about 10 mph so she'd be across before he gets there. But no, she stood on the pavement waiting until he'd stopped before she walked across!

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

254 months

Friday 21st July 2017
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RizzoTheRat said:
People who stand at zebra crossings and wait for the traffic to stop. Driving up the local high street this morning, Golf in front of me spots the woman approaching the crossing so slows to about 10 mph so she'd be across before he gets there. But no, she stood on the pavement waiting until he'd stopped before she walked across!
Grown adults who press the button and wait to cross the road, when it's only you and them alive within 2000 miles.

MorganP104

2,605 posts

131 months

Friday 21st July 2017
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My neighbours opposite always have their front door open. Sometimes ajar, sometimes wide open.

Pisses me off no end, and I have no idea why. It doesn't affect me in any way at all!

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

117 months

Friday 21st July 2017
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RizzoTheRat said:
People who stand at zebra crossings and wait for the traffic to stop. Driving up the local high street this morning, Golf in front of me spots the woman approaching the crossing so slows to about 10 mph so she'd be across before he gets there. But no, she stood on the pavement waiting until he'd stopped before she walked across!
That makes complete and utter common sense. Any moving car, no matter how slow, is a potential car making a mess of your knees.

hurstg01

2,918 posts

244 months

Friday 21st July 2017
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droopsnoot

12,022 posts

243 months

Friday 21st July 2017
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RizzoTheRat

25,218 posts

193 months

Friday 21st July 2017
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nonsequitur said:
RizzoTheRat said:
People who stand at zebra crossings and wait for the traffic to stop. Driving up the local high street this morning, Golf in front of me spots the woman approaching the crossing so slows to about 10 mph so she'd be across before he gets there. But no, she stood on the pavement waiting until he'd stopped before she walked across!
That makes complete and utter common sense. Any moving car, no matter how slow, is a potential car making a mess of your knees.
Check the thread title.

ClockworkCupcake

74,782 posts

273 months

Friday 21st July 2017
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People who ask on a thread what something means, when typing the same thing into google would give the answer immediately and also make them look less ignorant.


Bandit110

298 posts

105 months

Friday 21st July 2017
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People who keep sunglasses up on their head

Boobonman

5,659 posts

193 months

Friday 21st July 2017
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People who promote their worthless, stty MLM/Pyramid schemes on Facebook. You are a mug, and no you won't be getting a brand new Audi S5 when you hit diamond, "Hun"

Snubs

1,180 posts

140 months

Friday 21st July 2017
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Use of the 'deeply' by anybody and everybody in the media to portray how sorry / regretful they are. It's almost as if people are scared that without saying it, then they'll be perceived as not being sorry / hurt / regretful enough.

Now it's become completely ubiquitous, i presume anybody who says it is lying. Witness today how Michael Gove 'deeply regrets' Trumps approach to the Paris Agreement.

By a ****ing thesaurus.
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