Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)
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V8mate said:
OpulentBob said:
Dog owners pick up their animal's still-warm s
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Oh the dignity
And put it in their pockets!t Oh the dignity
It's the most retrograde step in humanity's development.
And don't say gloves - have you ever tried taking a lead on and off or tying a poobag with gloves on?
Car insurance or banking or any other help lines that take your details via some sort of automated voice recognition system then pass you over to a human being who then requests the information all over again because the automated system doesn't pass your frigging details over to the call centre rep!
Cotty said:
ClockworkCupcake said:
Really, I ought not to be working in an office environment as I'm rather poorly suited to it.
k about the people around them. People always seem to be the problem, I think the idea of working from home is growing on me . Edited by Langweilig on Tuesday 17th October 11:50
V8mate said:
And put it in their pockets!
It's the most retrograde step in humanity's development.
There are also peole out there who think its aceptable to hang it on a tree branch. I can only imagine they believe the government employ people to wander the woodlands at night in the search for poo bags on trees! It's the most retrograde step in humanity's development.
OpulentBob said:
ClockworkCupcake said:
Really, I ought not to be working in an office environment as I'm rather poorly suited to it.
Try splitting your time 50/50 between heavy industry building sites and an office. In one, you aren't taken seriously unless you end every sentence with "Do it now, you fking useless fat ". In the other, that sentence would get you punched from the 30 stone woman guarding the stationary cupboard. I have more than one disciplinary action record from when I've been mixed up. And the women are even more potty mouthed!
OpulentBob said:
Try splitting your time 50/50 between heavy industry building sites and an office. In one, you aren't taken seriously unless you end every sentence with "Do it now, you fking useless fat ". In the other, that sentence would get you punched from the 30 stone woman guarding the stationary cupboard. I have more than one disciplinary action record from when I've been mixed up.
Maybe stop trying to move the cupboard? king useless fat ". In the other, that sentence would get you punched from the 30 stone woman guarding the stationary cupboard. I have more than one disciplinary action record from when I've been mixed up. 
glenrobbo said:
phazed said:
Come on, enough of this st!
What is really annoying is, when you find just the car you are after in the right spec etc, it's about 2-300 miles away!
Why do so many people choose to live in these areas?
t!What is really annoying is, when you find just the car you are after in the right spec etc, it's about 2-300 miles away!
Why do so many people choose to live in these areas?
Err....To get away from all that stress? 
bobbo89 said:
There are also peole out there who think its aceptable to hang it on a tree branch. I can only imagine they believe the government employ people to wander the woodlands at night in the search for poo bags on trees!
To be honest, I'd prefer they employed the "stick 'n' flick" (flick the offending poo into the hedgerow with a stick). Then, in a few days it would degrade and disappear. Encase it in plastic and hang it on a tree, it will be there for hundreds of years.AstonZagato said:
To be honest, I'd prefer they employed the "stick 'n' flick" (flick the offending poo into the hedgerow with a stick). Then, in a few days it would degrade and disappear. Encase it in plastic and hang it on a tree, it will be there for hundreds of years.
Yes this is the thing to do now. Obvs if your dog take a crap in the park or street you have to pick it up and TAKE IT HOME or bin it.But if its in the woods, off the path, just leave it, its far better for the environment than plastic bags.
TTmonkey said:
Yes this is the thing to do now. Obvs if your dog take a crap in the park or street you have to pick it up and TAKE IT HOME or bin it.
But if its in the woods, off the path, just leave it, its far better for the environment than plastic bags.
Unless a cow, or horse, were to come along and eat it, which is then very bad for themBut if its in the woods, off the path, just leave it, its far better for the environment than plastic bags.
Shakermaker said:
TTmonkey said:
Yes this is the thing to do now. Obvs if your dog take a crap in the park or street you have to pick it up and TAKE IT HOME or bin it.
But if its in the woods, off the path, just leave it, its far better for the environment than plastic bags.
Unless a cow, or horse, were to come along and eat it, which is then very bad for themBut if its in the woods, off the path, just leave it, its far better for the environment than plastic bags.
I understand the issue when you are on a village green or something, but when you are deep in the woods what is the point? Do you think the all the birds and squirrels are collecting their poop up in a plastic bag and delivering it to some central collection point? It is biodegradable fertilizer.
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